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This topic came up at lunch with April and Dharma432234... Would a newborn Realdoll be legal? I mean, its not like you're having sex with a real baby.
For those that don't know, www.Realdoll.com (NWS) is a company that makes realistic plastic people for lonely men.
http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/3some.jpg
w_a_w
05-24-2006, 01:31 PM
omg wtf fly:lol:
why stop there? how about a real doll corpse? :hi2u:
:barf:
mikey
05-24-2006, 01:32 PM
cabbage patch kids are cheaper
Desslock
05-24-2006, 01:32 PM
You rubberchild molestor. :mad:
elpmis
05-24-2006, 01:33 PM
oh you mean this?
http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/alreadydidethis.jpg
I had the same idea a few days ago in inline's thread :fly: here (http://www.uselessforums.com/showthread.php?t=5617&page=2)
Dharma said she wanted one. :wtf: Said it had something to do with her son, Diego. :confused:
mattcohn.com
05-24-2006, 01:36 PM
Please, go ahead and explain that one to anyone who found that in your bedroom ever. Even if it's legal (which it might be because I *think* I heard that simulated child porn was ruled legal) you'd be found out and given perpetual :wtf: looks from everyone you ever saw again.
elpmis
05-24-2006, 01:36 PM
Please, go ahead and explain that one to anyone who found that in your bedroom ever. Even if it's legal (which it might be because I *think* I heard that simulated child porn was ruled legal) you'd be found out and given perpetual :wtf: looks from everyone you ever saw again.
"it's just one of those new cabbage patch dolls, they're um, popular again"
Dharma1521
05-24-2006, 01:36 PM
WTF Don't include me in this . . . .
elpmis
05-24-2006, 01:37 PM
brb, I'm gonna sex me a preemie
BeerAd
05-24-2006, 01:37 PM
So yeah, if it was being sold as a sexual toy it would very much be illegal. That would be like having a cartoon with micheal jackson in it
mattcohn.com
05-24-2006, 01:37 PM
:lol: @ Fly's new username
mikey
05-24-2006, 01:38 PM
Please, go ahead and explain that one to anyone who found that in your bedroom ever. Even if it's legal (which it might be because I *think* I heard that simulated child porn was ruled legal) you'd be found out and given perpetual :wtf: looks from everyone you ever saw again.
do you honestly think a single person here would give it a second thought if they saw that in april and ceiling fly's bedroom?
BeerAd
05-24-2006, 01:39 PM
do you honestly think a single person here would give it a second thought if they saw that in april and ceiling fly's bedroom?
I wouldnt give it a single thought but i sure as hell would give it a single _ _ _ _ _ shit my key board broke, gods will, bwhwhahahahah
elpmis
05-24-2006, 01:39 PM
So yeah, if it was being sold as a sexual toy it would very much be illegal. That would be like having a cartoon with micheal jackson in it
how about a child's suppository with michael's pic on it?
b_sinning
05-24-2006, 01:40 PM
It probably would be illegal in most states. Of course oral sex and selling of dildos is illegal in some states.
mikey
05-24-2006, 01:41 PM
how about a child's suppository with michael's pic on it?
thats almost like fingering my own poopchute
HOT
BeerAd
05-24-2006, 01:43 PM
how about a child's suppository with michael's pic on it?
As long as he doesnt have side burns I am sure it would be a hawt selling item!
elpmis
05-24-2006, 01:44 PM
i was gonna chop the real baby doll into something of a sexual nature, but my morals kicked in
just kidding my photoshop crashed, waiting for it to reload
April40
05-24-2006, 01:46 PM
:lol: @ user name.
Dharma1521
05-24-2006, 01:47 PM
:lol: @ user name.
It just makes the fear more rational!
ChikkenNoodul
05-24-2006, 01:54 PM
I'm still waiting for a regular model with self-healing foam for flesh
b_sinning
05-24-2006, 01:56 PM
This thread made me think of what happened to my wife. We went out around my birthday to a local sex toy shop and got collection of items. For whatever reason she left the recipt in her purse and the recipt was very explicit in describing items bought. I guess it fell out of her purse at her work so as she was leaving yesterday she noticed that she had some recipt taped to up on her storage locker for her work supplies (hair color, etc.). She has no clue it was up there.
b_sinning
05-24-2006, 01:57 PM
I'm still waiting for a regular model with self-healing foam for flesh
floam
So if you want you can let it dry and have a mold of your penis
April40
05-24-2006, 01:59 PM
It just makes the fear more rational!
Ya know... you practically started the idea to this thread.
ChikkenNoodul
05-24-2006, 02:00 PM
floam
So if you want you can let it dry and have a mold of your penis
Nah, I want it to return to it's original state so the stab wounds and other 'damage' goes away
shawndavid
05-24-2006, 02:01 PM
That Baby Grace wouldn't bleed like a real child though.
Dharma1521
05-24-2006, 02:03 PM
Ya know... you practically started the idea to this thread.
what?
RealBaby: Now with lifelike cracking pelvis!
April40
05-24-2006, 02:05 PM
That Baby Grace wouldn't bleed like a real child though.
You are grosser than gross.
mikey
05-24-2006, 02:05 PM
i have too much time today
http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/haha.jpg
you have to start training them at a young age
April40
05-24-2006, 02:05 PM
what?
Thread stemmed off of our conversation. You babybanger.
b_sinning
05-24-2006, 02:05 PM
Nah, I want it to return to it's original state so the stab wounds and other 'damage' goes away
Daydreaming you're Captain Stabbin again?
ChikkenNoodul
05-24-2006, 02:08 PM
Daydreaming you're Captain Stabbin again?
Playing Farm Machinery Accident++
elpmis
05-24-2006, 02:10 PM
That Baby Grace wouldn't bleed like a real child though.
You could always cut up some mice and shove them up the preemie hole so it'll drip blood out of it as you're having your way with her - it kinda adds to the visual effect and I never minded the feeling of freshly mutilated mice fur on my junk ... OH I MEAN MY FRIEND NEVER MINDED yah my friend :shady:
elpmis
05-24-2006, 02:11 PM
i have too much time today
[IG]http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/haha.jpg[/IMG]
you have to start training them at a young age
MORE LIKE 100% AWESOME
JPatrick
05-24-2006, 02:12 PM
i have too much time today
[IG]http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/haha.jpg[/IMG]
you have to start training them at a young age
:lol:
Excellent use of the crappy smileys
*Fuxx Burger*
05-24-2006, 02:12 PM
uhhh.... I don't know how I should react to this thread or that site....
b_sinning
05-24-2006, 02:18 PM
uhhh.... I don't know how I should react to this thread or that site....
adblock is the best response.
JPatrick
05-24-2006, 02:21 PM
They could replace soccer balls with those things
Thorn Bird
05-24-2006, 02:22 PM
y'all are a buncha fucked up sick fucks. i seriously almost threw up from this thread.
mikey
05-24-2006, 02:24 PM
y'all are a buncha fucked up sick fucks. i seriously almost threw up from this thread.
that's one of the best laughs i have had all day. and i even took my mom to the hospital this morning for physical therapy.
Thorn Bird
05-24-2006, 02:25 PM
that's one of the best laughs i have had all day. and i even took my mom to the hospital this morning for physical therapy.
i need that collection of pills you have stat. for your own well-being. and mine.
edit: you changed your hobobabble.
JPatrick
05-24-2006, 02:25 PM
y'all are a buncha fucked up sick fucks. i seriously almost threw up from this thread.
Blame fly, he started it.
shawndavid
05-24-2006, 02:40 PM
RealBaby: Now with lifelike cracking pelvis!
...she comes with a Teddy Bear with which to wipe the blood from your mandangle.
elpmis
05-24-2006, 02:41 PM
...she comes with a Teddy Bear with which to wipe the blood from your mandangle.
I like using baby's pacifier as a butt plug
this thread reminds me how lucky i am to live far, far away from you bastards
mikey
05-24-2006, 02:50 PM
I like using baby's pacifier as a butt plug
when a newborns head is still flexible, still has that softspot, it makes the most comfortable, sensual buttplug i have ever experienced. it is almost like having a penis with a mind of its own swimming in your rectum.
BeerAd
05-24-2006, 03:08 PM
...she comes with a Teddy Bear with which to wipe the blood from your mandangle.
How to make a 5 year old cry TWICE!
InnerMuse
05-24-2006, 04:00 PM
...she comes with a Teddy Bear with which to wipe the blood from your mandangle.
So, if "zoffling" is wiping your cock on a posh bird's curtains, would this be considered a "Ruxpin?"
ChikkenNoodul
05-24-2006, 04:05 PM
Ahahahahahahaahahahaha Teddy Ruxpin
"I'm your best frieee.ennn.nnn..nn..dd...dd.....glerk"
"Stop wiping your peepee on me"
elpmis
05-24-2006, 04:18 PM
Ahahahahahahaahahahaha Teddy Ruxpin
"I'm your best frieee.ennn.nnn..nn..dd...dd.....glerk"
"Stop wiping your peepee on me"
I've always been a huge fan of resting my cock in Teddy Ruxpin's electronic movable mouth
it's great head
InnerMuse
05-24-2006, 04:32 PM
I've always been a huge fan of resting my cock in Teddy Ruxpin's electronic movable mouth
it's great head
Wow, you must really be hard up.
BAah-ziIING!
Arátoeldar
05-24-2006, 05:43 PM
y'all are a buncha fucked up sick fucks. I seriously almost threw up from this thread.
Agreed
mikey
05-24-2006, 05:51 PM
y'all are a buncha fucked up sick fucks. i seriously almost threw up from this thread.
RIGHT!?!?!
you could at least put some spoiler tags on that shit :dont:
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