these are my relationship goings ons

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Because you requested it
I think you should make a thread and update us so we can keep the details of your love life straight.

so we ran into a few road blocks, a few fights that were seemingly stupid but had some deeper meanings.

We talked saturday night until about 1am and as much as i tried i aparently wasnt' doing nearly enough to try and keep the relationship alive regardless of me explaining things to her.

In the end i wasn't overly sad to see her leave my house..

she came back the next day wanting to talk, and much to my surprise apologized for making things very difficult on me. She realized she hadn't made herself very emotionally available and she was asking the impossible of me because she's scared... or whatever

Then 6 hours of sex began.. it was great
it was fun
it was sweaty
it was filled with multiple mind boggling positions


we are together, and seemingly happy again

YAY

or whatever

/blog

Your welcome sarcasmo

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i SOOO rated this thread a 5

[Sarcasmo]

RATED 5

[elpmis]

WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING GAY DUDE

[KNYTE]

Now for some random banter from KNYTE.

You know what's a great movie? Con Air. Why you ask? Because Nicolas Cage kills a guy with a pipe to the chest cavity, and ya'll know how hardcore that is.

Why is carpet so flaming expensive? I mean, Kimie and I just want some nice, soft shag stuff in the new house that will promote comfortable walking but also not cause rug burn during kamakazi kama sutra, but is that kind of swank stuff affordable? Nooooooooo. I may just coat the floors in Slip N' Slide and turn the ceiling fire sprinklers on full time. Awesome.

Kimie and I got new phones last week. We got LG VX9800s on a buy 1 get 1 free. Flaming awesome I'll say. They've got SONIC THE HEDGEHOG as a game on them, the original Sega Genesis version too, not some Chinese half-ass job. It's great. It also has a speaker phone which I thought I'd never use but has turned out to be a godsend. Calling 900 numbers has never been more enjoyable.

I wore a suit and tie to work today because they have some high-class investor-type people coming in. It's freaking hot up in hur mang, serios.

[JPatrick]

WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING GAY DUDE


It must be something in the water down there, or the fact that florida is shaped like a penis or something.

[elpmis]

It must be something in the water down there, or the fact that florida is shaped like a penis or something.
so you could say 230 million years ago that florida had genital dinosaurs

[KNYTE]

I had some filet and tri-tip steak last night, it was delicious, I would stab a man in the throat with an infected syringe for some more right now, I'll say that much. Then we played some Fight Night 3 on Xbox360 and I knocked my brother-in-law out 4 times in a row, it was great. I actually spent time reading the manual and learned how to do these insta-stun punches, I kept breaking his face on my hand and he got all pissy and stopped playing. He's a sore loser, but so am I, so playing games against eachother sometimes doesn't go well.

[KNYTE]

I bought a new TV last week, the Sony Wega 32 Inch tube TV.

IT

IS

INCREDIBLE.

I doubt know how I watched TV without it.

[elpmis]

Knyte you're a fake ass mormon, aren't ya?

[elpmis]

I bought a new TV last week, the Sony Wega 32 Inch tube TV.

IT

IS

INCREDIBLE.

I doubt know how I watched TV without it.
how much did it set ya back (if you don't mind me asking)

[Onnotangu]

we require a baked potato...with chives.

[KNYTE]

how much did it set ya back (if you don't mind me asking)

Don't mind at all.

$649 at Best Buy.

http://www.bestbuy.com/site/olspage.jsp?skuId=7705851&type=product&productCategoryId=cat03002&id=1138087658186

The thing is a monster, it literally weighs 180lbs. It was not fun hauling up 3 flights of stairs, but the picture quality is incredible.

[b_sinning]

Sex fixes most things. Too bad women haven't realized this yet.

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i really expected this thread to be closed by now, you people are dissapointing me.

[Arátoeldar]

Voted 1 :fly:

[KNYTE]

Apaprently Low-E windows will save you a substantial amount (around $60/month) on heating/cooling bills each month. Is that not staggering to think about? $60 a month! That's a video game, a nice meal out for two, several DVDs, tons of stuff back into your pocket because you spent a little extra up front on windows.

A co-worker has just educated me in the importance of such things (better quality windows and insulation) because to be honest I was completely clueless about such things. I'm glad he told me about me about so I can look into getting them.

Much to learn I still have.

[kiwi]

Don't mind at all.

$649 at Best Buy.

http://www.bestbuy.com/site/olspage.jsp?skuId=7705851&type=product&productCategoryId=cat03002&id=1138087658186

The thing is a monster, it literally weighs 180lbs. It was not fun hauling up 3 flights of stairs, but the picture quality is incredible.

Which, I would like to add, he will be moving back down 3 flights of stairs in a month and then get to move it again in 6-8 months.

[KNYTE]

I'm tired today, I need a nap.

[shawndavid]

Get a Real Doll and get on with your life Justin.

[KNYTE]

I went on quite the 4-wheeler adventure the other day.

We went up some snow/mud inclines that were steep enough to be call "treacherous". Both of the other riders I was with got stuck (I did temporarily in some deeper mud because I was running High rear wheels only, but was able to get out with in 4x4-low).

It was a good day.

[ERage]

i SOOO rated this thread a 5

Perfect arguement for why one should not be allowed to rate their own thread.

[elpmis]

Get a Real Doll and get on with your life Justin.
http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/pdtl-300063001.jpg

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http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/pdtl-300063001.jpg


CREEPIEST.


FUCKING.



THING.




EVER.

[elpmis]

CREEPIEST.


FUCKING.



THING.




EVER.
hay back off Grace

[Sarcasmo]

I think it's time to baptise Grace with fire for being unnecessarily, gratuitously, horrifyingly creepy.

[zengirl]

I think it's time to baptise Grace with fire for being unnecessarily, gratuitously, horrifyingly creepy.
I've got one, it's cute... you never have to feed it or change it's diaper, it doesn't cry and you never have to worry about college tuition or it growing up and getting knocked up by a meth junkie.

[KNYTE]

I saw a Rattle Snake on Saturday too. I considered shooting it, but did not, as it is an important part of our ecosystem.

[KNYTE]

I've got one, it's cute... you never have to feed it or change it's diaper, it doesn't cry and you never have to worry about college tuition or it growing up and getting knocked up by a meth junkie.

What? You're saying a meth junkie isn't good enough for your daughter?

You're such an elitist jerk.:mad:

[elpmis]

hahhahaa fucking knyte doesn't quit for anyone

[zengirl]

What? You're saying a meth junkie is too good for your daughter?

You're such an elitist jerk.:mad:
supremacist > elitist

[KNYTE]

Last week Kimie and I were doing some house clean up and Kimie's sister happened to be there. They were in the laundry room (which has door access to the furnace) and Kimie asked me to bring her a flashlight so she could read what filter we need to replace in the furnace unit. I called out down the hall and said "Where is it?" (in reference to the flashlight obviously) and Kimie's sister yells back (in an entirely serious tone) "The furnace is in here Kyle."

....

Does she honestly think that she knows more about my own house than she does?

I wouldn't have even noticed if she wasn't CONSTANTLY trying to tell me things that I already know in a "I know more than you do" know-it-all sort of way.

[Sarcasmo]

Last week Kimie and I were doing some house clean up and Kimie's sister happened to be there. They were in the laundry room (which has door access to the furnace) and Kimie asked me to bring her a flashlight so she could read what filter we need to replace in the furnace unit. I called out down the hall and said "Where is it?" (in reference to the flashlight obviously) and Kimie's sister yells back (in an entirely serious tone) "The furnace is in here Kyle."

....

Does she honestly think that she knows more about my own house than she does?

I wouldn't have even noticed if she wasn't CONSTANTLY trying to tell me things that I already know in a "I know more than you do" know-it-all sort of way.


There's obviously a considerable amount of penis/vagina tension between you two. It's time for a threesome.

[KNYTE]

There's obviously a considerable amount of penis/vagina tension between you two. It's time for a threesome.

Not this particular sister.

The others though...

:shifty:

[kiwi]

Last week Kimie was doing some house clean up while I was drooling over my new TV even though I should have been helping Kimie, and Kimie's sister happened to be there. They were in the laundry room (which has door access to the furnace) and Kimie asked me to bring her a flashlight so she could read what filter we need to replace in the furnace unit. I called out down the hall and said "Where is it?" (in reference to the flashlight obviously) and Kimie's sister yells back (in an entirely serious tone) "The furnace is in here Kyle."

Fixt.

By the way, was it ever posted that we've already sold our house and it never made it to the market. The guy is bringing over the contract this evening for us to look over and sign.

[JPatrick]

I wouldn't have even noticed if she wasn't CONSTANTLY trying to tell me things that I already know in a "I know more than you do" know-it-all sort of way.


that must be common amongst sisterinlaws, cuz mine acts the same way.

[kiwi]

that must be common amongst sisterinlaws, cuz mine acts the same way.

This is just the oldest sister that has been used to telling us what to do her whole life since she was always left in charge if my parents were gone. The fact that she doesn't have a husband or kids of her own doesn't help, cause she just does all the parenting she would be doing to them to all of us. I'm use to it so I just ignore it and let it slide, but it drives Knyte crazy.

[KNYTE]

This is just the oldest sister that has been used to telling us what to do her whole life since she was always left in charge if my parents were gone. The fact that she doesn't have a husband or kids of her own doesn't help, cause she just does all the parenting she would be doing to them to all of us. I'm use to it so I just ignore it and let it slide, but it drives Knyte crazy.

"drives KNYTE crazy" being the kinder, gentler, less offensive term for it.

The bottom line is that I'm arrogant. I can admit it, it's true, but I'm also very smart and have plenty of mostly-worthless knowledge to go around. So when she tries to tell me how to perform a mundane operation, that I'm very accustomed to doing on my own, in my own home, it gets on my nerves.

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i'm scared, someone hold me...

[KNYTE]

i'm scared, someone hold me...

Scared of the fact that I've made your thread go 2 pages longer than it ever could've hoped to go?

[Sp`ange]

in before lock.

[FlyMart]

Thread closed in FlyMart by: SpangeMonkee