View Full Version : Romantic, candlelight evening with Fly & Ape
Candy
05-20-2006, 12:27 AM
Like a Captains log, pics to come as relationships blossom.....
Oh My: Edited for spelling - still can't make much sense of it tho...
Candy
05-20-2006, 12:31 AM
11:29 P.M.
Fly is having a moment with a pillow. Candy is lighting up the house with a five alarm possible fire. Beerad made it over with his women beer. ShawnDavid is sweating like a greko roman wrestler... while I sit here and post, about to blow up.
-ape
Candy
05-20-2006, 12:57 AM
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FlamingGlory
05-20-2006, 01:05 AM
hosers
April40
05-20-2006, 01:08 AM
hosers
See you need to be in Florida. Weather is nice and we know how to have a great time.
Sarcasmo
05-20-2006, 01:34 AM
April, you are so good looking it's ridiculous. Seriously.
BeerAd
05-20-2006, 02:45 AM
April, you are so good looking it's ridiculous. Seriously.
So wait till the pics with ape's boobs hanging out, bwhahahahahahhaha
will post asap, lol sorry ape
Candy
05-20-2006, 04:25 AM
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FlamingGlory
05-20-2006, 04:30 AM
See you need to be in Florida. Weather is nice and we know how to have a great time.
Yeah yeah, cept the shirtless guy, he's scary.
BeerAd
05-20-2006, 04:50 AM
4am and they are still running around like crazied monkeys, if they start throwing poop i am sooooooo out of here
shawndavid
05-20-2006, 07:24 AM
4am and they are still running around like crazied monkeys, if they start throwing poop i am sooooooo out of here
[/splat]
Where's the bubbly? It's Mimosa time!
April40
05-20-2006, 09:40 AM
April, you are so good looking it's ridiculous. Seriously.
stfu fgt.
April40
05-20-2006, 09:41 AM
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Notice the balls hanging out.
Sp`ange
05-20-2006, 10:58 AM
needs more boob groping.
b_sinning
05-20-2006, 03:01 PM
Shawn likes to go topless alot. Wish Candy did too.
Is April feeling up Candy?
shawndavid
05-20-2006, 06:10 PM
Shawn likes to go topless alot. Wish Candy did too.
Is April feeling up Candy?
She goes bottomless.
And, yes, April was.
*Fuxx Burger*
05-20-2006, 10:33 PM
I'd swing with any of them :drool:
eileenbunny
05-20-2006, 10:56 PM
Florida has the hottest womens :drool:
April40
05-20-2006, 11:19 PM
Bi women alert.
Valve1080i
05-21-2006, 12:52 AM
you people scare me
mikey
05-21-2006, 01:01 AM
[/splat]
Where's the bubbly? It's Mimosa time!
red grapefruit juice :drool:
FlamingGlory
05-21-2006, 01:23 AM
Bi women alert.
Alert? Who needs an alert.
Pandora
05-21-2006, 02:42 AM
11:29 P.M.
Fly is having a moment with a pillow. Candy is lighting up the house with a five alarm possible fire. Beerad made it over with his women beer. ShawnDavid is sweating like a greko roman wrestler... while I sit here and post, about to blow up.
-ape
Lies. Aprils eyes don't look black to me.....
not that I was looking that closely or anything...
:shifty:
Dharma1521
05-21-2006, 11:38 AM
WTF April! You leave me and fail to mention that you are going to an naughty party. I know I have strep but I would have worn a mask or something, somehow I think I would have fit in more. :)
elpmis
05-21-2006, 11:44 AM
April, you are so good looking it's ridiculous. Seriously.
douche
April40
05-21-2006, 11:57 AM
WTF April! You leave me and fail to mention that you are going to an naughty party. I know I have strep but I would have worn a mask or something, somehow I think I would have fit in more. :)
:( I would have loved for you to go, but well... you have strept. We don't like your kind. :fly:
:heart:
April40
05-21-2006, 11:57 AM
douche
qft
WTF April! You leave me and fail to mention that you are going to an naughty party. I know I have strep but I would have worn a mask or something, somehow I think I would have fit in more. :)
Just rub some vics on it.
April40
05-21-2006, 12:10 PM
Finally pulling pics off of camera.
April40
05-21-2006, 12:20 PM
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April40
05-21-2006, 12:27 PM
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April40
05-21-2006, 12:31 PM
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April40
05-21-2006, 12:32 PM
We owe you guys the zip, there are a lot more.
Thorn Bird
05-21-2006, 12:42 PM
I WANT TO GO TO A SD/C PARTY. :(
Sp`ange
05-21-2006, 02:05 PM
I WANNA KNOW WHERE IN THE HELL THE FUCKIN PICTURE OF FLY GLOW STICK DANCIN WITH THE GODDAMN POOL NOODLES WENT!!!!
JPatrick
05-21-2006, 02:13 PM
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"I....am a Princess. It is undeniable."
shawndavid
05-21-2006, 03:15 PM
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"I....am a Princess. It is undeniable."
bwahahahaha
:F
Amy wore her hater blockers the ENTIRE night. It was awesome.
mikey
05-22-2006, 12:24 AM
i am jealous
Weren't you supposed to profess your love to Apu this weekend?
i am jealous
Weren't you supposed to profess your love to Apu this weekend?
horry shit. we forgot!
April40
05-22-2006, 09:57 AM
i am jealous
Weren't you supposed to profess your love to Apu this weekend?
The slurpie guy in the Simpsons?
mikey
05-22-2006, 10:28 AM
The slurpie guy in the Simpsons?
yes maam, the quickie mart.
b_sinning
05-22-2006, 10:36 AM
This link just seems to fit this thread.
http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1690377/
Turn volume down to be work safe
elpmis
05-22-2006, 10:43 AM
where can I get a plastic scrotum?
Sarcasmo
05-22-2006, 10:48 AM
where can I get a plastic scrotum?
where can I get a plastic scrotum?
mayor mccheese, of course!
mikey
05-22-2006, 11:01 AM
where can I get a plastic scrotum?
you have to master the call. i have only experienced it properly executed twice by mayor mccheese: "WILLLAH. YIP YIP YIP YIP WILLLLLLAH." the scrotums come a running.
mikey
05-22-2006, 11:01 AM
mayor mccheese, of course!
damn you for beating me
Candy
05-22-2006, 11:02 AM
4am and they are still running around like crazied monkeys, if they start throwing poop i am sooooooo out of here
Hello pot... this is the kettle calling..:P
Candy
05-22-2006, 11:07 AM
Amy wore her hater blockers the ENTIRE night. It was awesome.
I kept trying to tell you people that the disco lights in the purple room were NOT to bright! :heart:
elpmis
05-22-2006, 11:45 AM
you have to master the call. i have only experienced it properly executed twice by mayor mccheese: "WILLLAH. YIP YIP YIP YIP WILLLLLLAH." the scrotums come a running.
that's all?
then why did I sand my face off?
Onnotangu
05-22-2006, 01:20 PM
funny pics
Candy
05-22-2006, 01:41 PM
The pic that has Shawn and his cell phone is supposed to be a pic of Shawn, elpmis, and Fly. Elpmis was on the phone and Shawn thought a pic of the phone would be an OK substitute.
shawndavid
05-22-2006, 02:46 PM
you have to master the call. i have only experienced it properly executed twice by mayor mccheese: "WILLLAH. YIP YIP YIP YIP WILLLLLLAH." the scrotums come a running.
That's close, Mikey.
It's actually more of a falsetto "luh luh luh luh luh luh luh!!!"
I got the foam testes from my friend Chris (who still has a Halliburton shirt for Zac, btw).
mikey
05-22-2006, 02:51 PM
That's close, Mikey.
It's actually more of a falsetto "luh luh luh luh luh luh luh!!!"
I got the foam testes from my friend Chris (who still has a Halliburton shirt for Zac, btw).
:D
i miss you guys *sniff*
edit> i keep yelling WILLLLAH and my doped up mom wakes up long enough to mumble a 'hrrmmm' then fades off into peaceful slumber
KNYTE
05-22-2006, 03:37 PM
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And here I thought Kimie and I would never see that mustang tatoo....again.
:shifty:
That's close, Mikey.
It's actually more of a falsetto "luh luh luh luh luh luh luh!!!"
I got the foam testes from my friend Chris (who still has a Halliburton shirt for Zac, btw).
FUCK! I needs me that shirt.
lemon_fresh
05-22-2006, 04:15 PM
Tell the stary about Amy wanting to bust out the toolkit to splice the USB cable. Tell it NOW.
Tell the stary about Amy wanting to bust out the toolkit to splice the USB cable. Tell it NOW.
At one point in the evening, we had some pics that were to be posted. Amy grabs her USB cable, camera, and laptop in order to dump the pics. The USB cable has sadly been mangled by the dogs. After plugging and replugging in the cable to the laptop several times, we get nothing. Amy then fumbles with the mangled piece of cord in hopes of getting the laptop to recognize the camera. No luck. FUCK. She then says, "I'll just resplice it. Let me go get my toolkit." I think to myself, "What the fuck. This should be interesting." She comes back with her toolkit, unplugs the cable from the laptop, then attempts to unplug the cable from the camera...
ONLY TO FIND THAT THE CABLE WAS NOT PLUGGED INTO THE CAMERA. There went a good twenty minutes of the evening. :lol: It was amazing how well it worked when the cable was plugged into BOTH the camera and laptop.
BeerAd
05-22-2006, 04:36 PM
Hello pot... this is the kettle calling..:P
HOLY shitballz my network here just came up so this is the first time i have seen this since that night bwahahhahahahah, what a great time, thx again for everything!
Fat Burger
05-22-2006, 04:38 PM
Wait, one of those people is Elpmis?
elpmis
05-22-2006, 04:39 PM
Wait, one of those people is Elpmis?
nope I haven't been in tampa for about a month now
Fat Burger
05-22-2006, 04:42 PM
Oh, I got confused, ignore me.
*Fuxx Burger*
05-22-2006, 04:51 PM
Is it just me, or does April and Fly look like a really nice couple?
Not to mention :drool:
elpmis
05-22-2006, 04:54 PM
Is it just me, or does April and Fly look like a really nice couple?
Not to mention :drool:
the only person on this planet that is hotter than april, is fly
and nev
*Fuxx Burger*
05-22-2006, 04:58 PM
You are right, my friend.
By the way, whatever happened to him? (nev?)
April40
05-22-2006, 05:00 PM
Is it just me, or does April and Fly look like a really nice couple?
Not to mention :drool:
It's actually Shawn and Amy that are a SUPER nice couple. They lubb each other. Fly I just put up with so I can have a sugar daddy.
elpmis
05-22-2006, 05:07 PM
You are right, my friend.
By the way, whatever happened to him? (nev?)
him and theac eloped
*Fuxx Burger*
05-22-2006, 05:13 PM
It's actually Shawn and Amy that are a SUPER nice couple. They lubb each other. Fly I just put up with so I can have a sugar daddy.
Well y'all look great! :D
*Fuxx Burger*
05-22-2006, 05:14 PM
him and theac eloped
And I didn't even send them a wedding gift- do you know where they're registered?
Candy
05-22-2006, 05:48 PM
:tard: At one point in the evening, we had some pics that were to be posted. Amy grabs her USB cable, camera, and laptop in order to dump the pics. The USB cable has sadly been mangled by the dogs. After plugging and replugging in the cable to the laptop several times, we get nothing. Amy then fumbles with the mangled piece of cord in hopes of getting the laptop to recognize the camera. No luck. FUCK. She then says, "I'll just resplice it. Let me go get my toolkit." I think to myself, "What the fuck. This should be interesting." She comes back with her toolkit, unplugs the cable from the laptop, then attempts to unplug the cable from the camera...
ONLY TO FIND THAT THE CABLE WAS NOT PLUGGED INTO THE CAMERA. There went a good twenty minutes of the evening. :lol: It was amazing how well it worked when the cable was plugged into BOTH the camera and laptop.
OMFG - Amy Villa to the rescue. WTF was I really thinking I could do to that cable to make it work? :tard:
I had forgotten about it till the next day when I walked out of the bedroom and the toolbox was on the kitchen counter. :cool:
Candy
05-22-2006, 05:50 PM
It's actually Shawn and Amy that are a SUPER nice couple. They lubb each other. Fly I just put up with so I can have a sugar daddy.
:heart: I love you my pig tail hair, sunglass wearing, partner in crime... :fly:
Brad finally got to experience the sounds of Ape... and he didn't get the full effect...;)
April40
05-22-2006, 06:04 PM
:heart: I love you my pig tail hair, sunglass wearing, partner in crime... :fly:
Brad finally got to experience the sounds of Ape... and he didn't get the full effect...;)
I was keeping "low key," which worked out wonderfully... Not too much after party bleh feeling and less noise from me. :fly:
ChikkenNoodul
05-22-2006, 07:17 PM
And I didn't even send them a wedding gift- do you know where they're registered?
When LOTR and Star Wars collide, the registry is at Pottery Barn of course
Sp`ange
05-22-2006, 09:06 PM
Amy's Toolkit Includes:
K-Y
Batteries of varying size
Crowbar
Hammer
Nails
Rope
Track suit repair kit
Glitter
Spatula
Oven mitt
Band-aids
*Fuxx Burger*
05-22-2006, 09:16 PM
When LOTR and Star Wars collide, the registry is at Pottery Barn of course
:lol:
April40
05-22-2006, 09:19 PM
Amy's Toolkit Includes:
K-Y
Batteries of varying size
Crowbar
Hammer
Nails
Rope
Track suit repair kit
Glitter
Spatula
Oven mitt
Band-aids
She had a very manly took kit. I was impressed.
Sp`ange
05-22-2006, 09:55 PM
She had a very manly took kit. I was impressed.
Yeah, I know. Right. How many people do you know that have a crowbar, oven mitt and K-Y in the same place. Wait.. Don't answer that.
JPatrick
05-22-2006, 10:07 PM
Yeah, I know. Right. How many people do you know that have a crowbar, oven mitt and K-Y in the same place. Wait.. Don't answer that.
:shady:
shawndavid
05-23-2006, 09:51 AM
Wait, one of those people is Elpmis?
He was on speaker phone in the pic w/ fly and me.
Spange - you forgot the Bacardi in Polly Prissy Pants' kit.
BeerAd
05-23-2006, 03:41 PM
:heart: I love you my pig tail hair, sunglass wearing, partner in crime... :fly:
Brad finally got to experience the sounds of Ape... and he didn't get the full effect...;)
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Direct Quotes...
BeeRad - What in the fuck is that noise man, its creepin me out
Amy - Dont worry about it, just keep cleaning the glass up
BeeRad - No seriously that shits freakin me out mannnn, what is that
Amy - I told you dont worry about it
BeeRad - WHAT IS THAT FREAKIN NOISE!!!!!!!!
Amy - Its just April, she tends to do that
BeeRad - BWAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHA, what a freak
Candy
05-23-2006, 03:44 PM
Wait, one of those people is Elpmis?
No, he was on the cell phone with Shawn. Shawn thought a pic of the cell would be an appropriate substitute for the real thing...:fly:
Candy
05-23-2006, 03:48 PM
Amy's Toolkit Includes:
K-Y
Batteries of varying size
Crowbar
Hammer
Nails
Rope
Track suit repair kit
Glitter
Spatula
Oven mitt
Band-aids
Holy shit! Did I let you borrow it possibly when you were here??? :shifty:
You forgot splicing tool and wire nuts, fishing line (which came in handy for Brads glow stick show) and a package of cherry heads.:drool:
BeerAd
05-23-2006, 03:49 PM
I was keeping "low key," which worked out wonderfully... Not too much after party bleh feeling and less noise from me. :fly:
LOW KEY MY ASS!!!:fly:
Candy
05-23-2006, 03:51 PM
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Direct Quotes...
BeeRad - What in the fuck is that noise man, its creepin me out
Amy - Dont worry about it, just keep cleaning the glass up
BeeRad - No seriously that shits freakin me out mannnn, what is that
Amy - I told you dont worry about it
BeeRad - WHAT IS THAT FREAKIN NOISE!!!!!!!!
Amy - Its just April, she tends to do that
BeeRad - BWAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHA, what a freak
DONT WORRY ABOUT IT BRAD; JUST KEEP SWEEPiNG THE GLASS UP. THOSE ARE JUST THE VOICES IN YOUR HEAD. KEEP SWEEPING.
GOd I crack myself up sometimes. Almost as much as I embaress myself :fly:
BeerAd
05-23-2006, 03:52 PM
Holy shit! Did I let you borrow it possibly when you were here??? :shifty:
You forgot splicing tool and wire nuts, fishing line (which came in handy for Brads glow stick show) and a package of cherry heads.:drool:
Glowsticks on Fishing line = Bloody cut off fingers
Glowsticks on Twine = Very weird looking yet efficient
"hey, you know what Ive got some twine in my toolbox" - Candy
after hands are blue from fishing line
Fat Burger
05-23-2006, 03:53 PM
Wait, so is Elpmis there or on the phone? I need another three people to tell me :P
BeerAd
05-23-2006, 04:01 PM
Wait, so is Elpmis there or on the phone? I need another three people to tell me :P
He was there, just on the phone there, he hid on the phone but was there on the phone there but where was he?
Candy
05-23-2006, 06:11 PM
Glowsticks on Fishing line = Bloody cut off fingers
Glowsticks on Twine = Very weird looking yet efficient
"hey, you know what Ive got some twine in my toolbox" - Candy
after hands are blue from fishing line
That toolbox sure came in handy huh!
April40
05-23-2006, 07:59 PM
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Direct Quotes...
BeeRad - What in the fuck is that noise man, its creepin me out
Amy - Dont worry about it, just keep cleaning the glass up
BeeRad - No seriously that shits freakin me out mannnn, what is that
Amy - I told you dont worry about it
BeeRad - WHAT IS THAT FREAKIN NOISE!!!!!!!!
Amy - Its just April, she tends to do that
BeeRad - BWAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHA, what a freak
Bandit and I were having a moment, I was seranading him with my B song.
BeerAd
05-24-2006, 01:09 PM
That toolbox sure came in handy huh!
BWahhahahaha, that it did, where are the rest of the pictures???
BeerAd
05-24-2006, 01:10 PM
Bandit and I were having a moment, I was seranading him with my B song.
Song??? song??? sounded like you were having an orgy on the short bus:fly: :fly:
Where are the rest of the Pics?
JJ Lady
05-24-2006, 01:13 PM
To think I have missed all of this for so long;)
BeerAd
05-24-2006, 03:11 PM
To think I have missed all of this for so long;)
I am hard to be apart from, i know:fly:
Pandora
05-24-2006, 03:22 PM
This thread brings back fond memories of the good ol college days. I miss the partahs and nibbling on sechsay necks...er....candy necklaces.
*sniffles*
shawndavid
05-24-2006, 09:06 PM
This thread brings back fond memories of the good ol college days. I miss the partahs and nibbling on sechsay necks...er....candy necklaces.
*sniffles*
Zac pulls out the turkey neck every time. I like to wrap my lips over my teeth and pretend like I'm gumming it.
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