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elpmis
10-06-2004, 09:54 AM
Because this morning I woke up with a pretty nasty cold and was interested in what you guys do to fight it. I have two regimes I usually rotate with:

Regimen 1:

- I take an extra hot shower, blowing my nose onto the shower floor the entire time.
- I have a tall glass of water and toast for breakfast.
- I still go in to work on time, but I make a stop at the drug store on the way to buy some DayQuil and NightQuil which I use religiously for about two to three days till my cold is gone.
- Get lots of sleep.

Regimen 2:
- I shave my ball sac with a dry razor and then tip my fun spheres into a tall glass of orange juice, and let soak for 2 min.
- I call the office and tell them I'm taking off for the day to impregnate Richard Nixon's dead body
- I drive to the drug store, run in, jump up on the pharmacy desk, drop my pants and take a nice healthy shit into my own hand and sniff the loaf of poo.
- I scream "SCENTED POO SURE CLEAR MY NASAL PASSAGES"
ChikkenNoodul
10-06-2004, 10:00 AM
I usually go for a lung wash, get my lungs pumped full of oxygenated fluid and then hung upside down while it drains out.

I feel great afterwards.
ChikkenNoodul
10-06-2004, 10:07 AM
And then other times I fornicate wildly with a stuffed giraffe in the aisle in a Toys R Us store.

One kid told me that that's what his daddy did with rover.
fly
10-06-2004, 10:07 AM
I eat either 500mg of vitamin C every four hours or a shitload of cock.
ChikkenNoodul
10-06-2004, 10:37 AM
This thread has made me hungry for a mammoth steak
fly
10-06-2004, 10:51 AM
This thread has made me hungry for a mammoth steak

Hi, Im fly and Im a scorpio.
smileynev
10-06-2004, 11:10 AM
I cry a lot.
ChikkenNoodul
10-06-2004, 11:22 AM
Hi, Im fly and Im a scorpio.:fly:

Are we compatible?
fly
10-06-2004, 11:47 AM
:fly:

Are we compatible?

I dunno. What are your feelings about whisky and living in the country?
smileynev
10-06-2004, 11:50 AM
I dunno. What are your feelings about whisky and living in the country?
Whisky for my men, beer for my horses and other livestock.
ChikkenNoodul
10-06-2004, 12:21 PM
I dunno. What are your feelings about whisky and living in the country?My blood type is Lagavulin 16, and not a day goes by where I don't cornhole myself a steer.
fly
10-06-2004, 01:46 PM
My blood type is Lagavulin 16, and not a day goes by where I don't cornhole myself a steer.

You had me at spray cheese.
ChikkenNoodul
10-06-2004, 02:03 PM
You had me at spray cheese.:heart:

I use spray cheese for lube.