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[Lauren O'Neil]

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[Lauren O'Neil]

this bitch is about as easy to get into as pride and prejudice. the unabridged version.

shit.

[Bubbles]

Who the hell are you and how did you find us?
:shifty:

[FlamingGlory]

What can I say... We have standards. Now who are you?

[SemperFly]

this bitch is about as easy to get into as pride and prejudice. the unabridged version.

shit.
i like her already

[mikey]

oh dear

[mikey]

ok, that just cracked me up

[mikey]

are you any good at tetris?

[Valve1080i]

Are you related to Jimmy O'Neil? The former host of the popular 1960's TV show 'Shindig'?

[April40]

Whoa there poop mouth.

[JPatrick]

You know what elses is tough to get into?
Flys asshole.
.
.
.
.
BAHAHAHA no, Im kidding, you could drive a goddamn convoy of trucks through that shit:P

[Thorn Bird]

You know what elses is tough to get into?
Flys asshole.
.
.
.
.
BAHAHAHA no, Im kidding, you could drive a goddamn convoy of trucks through that shit:P


i can just SEE you saying this. that makes it all the more funny.

[fly]

This chick emailed me, as she was apparently having problems with the site. She's hot, so be nice.

[April40]

:cool:

[April40]

:cool:

[mikey]

so why is it the new people cant use the bank but assholes like me can steal from them?

[fly]

so why is it the new people cant use the bank but assholes like me can steal from them?
yeah, I've been meaning to fix that. GODDAMMIT

[mikey]

yeah, I've been meaning to fix that. GODDAMMIT



:lol:

[inline4]

WTF.. why all the new people.. i dont understand..

Whats going on here.. i'm confused..

who are you people?? HOW DID I GET HERE!!!

[inline4]

who's touching my leg?

[b_sinning]

Woa, she is good looking. Welcome.

Is your name really Lauren or you just screwing around with us so we can't stalk you?

[Coqui]

So, when does she plan on posting?

[mikey]

who's touching my leg?

simma down now, little man

[Candy]

What do you do for work? Looks like you work for the radio station?

Welcome!

[inline4]

simmered


http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/doghelmut1.jpg

[April40]

So, when does she plan on posting?


You are such a freak about people posting.

[inline4]

You are such a freak about people posting.

waffle?

[fly]

:lol:
fixt. fucker.

[Coqui]

You are such a freak about people posting.


:lol: After everyone bitching when I didn't post?

[April40]

waffle?


<insert inline4's waffle pic>

[April40]

:lol: After everyone bitching when I didn't post?


Who cares about you, it's all about Lauren right now.

[inline4]

chop this.. add waffles
http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/anthrax1.JPG

[Arátoeldar]

What brings you to this slice of insanity on the interweb?

[Coqui]

Who cares about you, it's all about Lauren right now.


You mean the person who isn't here?

[Coqui]

chop this.. add waffles
http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/anthrax.jpg


:rex:

[mikey]

fixt. fucker.



hey, i gave it back. i'm a nice guy...really i am...:shifty:

[inline4]

:rex:
your redX is better then my redX

[Thorn Bird]

she's hot. let her out so we can play. :hi2u:

[April40]

You mean the person who isn't here?


Mr. Negative. Go get laid. ;)

[w_a_w]

You know what elses is tough to get into?
Flys asshole.
.
.
.
.
BAHAHAHA no, Im kidding, you could drive a goddamn convoy of trucks through that shit:P

ahahahahahah :lol:

[shawndavid]

What's up Lauren? It's been a while. Tell Andy I said hi.

[April40]

What's up Lauren? It's been a while. Tell Andy I said hi.


Oh it was you. :)

[Coqui]

Mr. Negative. Go get laid. ;)


You offering? I'll have to decline, fly's much more appetizing

[April40]

You offering? I'll have to decline, fly's much more appetizing


It's true, he is. :drool:

[inline4]

You offering? I'll have to decline, fly's much more appetizing
you'd be surprised that Apes gaping asshole is slightly larger then flys'..


shock to me to, but i once tried wearing them as shoes and Apes was MUCH more comfortable whereas flys' was a little tight around the instep.

[Coqui]

you'd be surprised that Apes gaping asshole is slightly larger then flys'..


shock to me to, but i once tried wearing them as shoes and Apes was MUCH more comfortable whereas flys' was a little tight around the instep.


I like the tighter fit though.

[April40]

you'd be surprised that Apes gaping asshole is slightly larger then flys'..


shock to me to, but i once tried wearing them as shoes and Apes was MUCH more comfortable whereas flys' was a little tight around the instep. :heart:

Haha... I like to put my weed in it.

[fly]

What's up Lauren? It's been a while. Tell Andy I said hi.
ah-ha!

[fly]

hey, i gave it back. i'm a nice guy...really i am...:shifty:
Additionally, the user now gets a PM saying that someone attempted to steal marklar from them.

[April40]

You are not allowed to purchase this item. - Thief


Is this because I'm white?

[inline4]

You are not allowed to purchase this item. - Thief


Is this because I'm white?

:tard:

[w_a_w]

You are not allowed to purchase this item. - Thief


Is this because I'm white?

it's because you're on the staff and we can't steal from you

[Pandora]

She's funnay and hawt = She will never post here again.


I saw ink in those pics. What tats does our new member have?

[w_a_w]

[IMGhttp://uselessforums.com/files/120505/47025902_l.jpg

[IMGhttp://uselessforums.com/files/120505/267929034_l.jpg
http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/268915857_l.jpg

hay, that's chris cornell :cool:

[KNYTE]

Not enough content to let her out.

[April40]

Not enough content to let her out.



That means nudes, amirite?

[w_a_w]

That means nudes, amirite?

fuck yeah






http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/easter-bunny180.jpg

[April40]

fuck yeah






http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/easter-bunny180.jpg


Have you lost your little mind?

[mikey]

Have you lost your little mind?



nah, it's still in his pants

[w_a_w]

nah, it's still in his pants

correct!





nah, I just saw the pic over at gm and it made me lol so I repoasted

[KNYTE]

She posted twice and some pics got WAW up, so? I've done that a bunch of times.

[Coqui]

She posted twice and some pics got WAW up, so? I've done that a bunch of times.


It's because she's taller than 5'5"

[KNYTE]

It's because she's taller than 5'5"

YOU SHUT UP ABOUT THAT!

*cries

[inline4]

YOU SHUT UP ABOUT THAT!

*cries


HA HA

[Coqui]

YOU SHUT UP ABOUT THAT!

*cries


What are you gonna do? Swing at me?

*puts hand on forehead so knyte can't reach*

[Pandora]

What are you gonna do? Swing at me?

*puts hand on forehead so knyte can't reach*

He has guns, they reach farther.

[Coqui]

He has guns, they reach farther.


I have artillery. He fears that more.

[April40]

I have artillery. He fears that more.
You need to start fighting, or i'll find someone who can!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


/bf

[Pandora]

I have artillery. He fears that more.
Catfights :drool:

:elfpenis:

[Coqui]

Catfights :drool:

:elfpenis:
http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/catyawn.jpg

[KNYTE]

I have artillery. He fears that more.

My C4 > Your Arty > WAW tank whoring

[SemperFly]

My C4 > Your Arty > WAW tank whoring
Me [Claymore] Knyte


pwnt

[Coqui]

My C4 > Your Arty > WAW tank whoring


Hard to C4 me when I'm in the sky with an attack chopper

[SemperFly]

Hard to C4 me when I'm in the sky with an attack chopper
Me [M95] Coqui

sniperz rule

[w_a_w]

Hard to C4 me when I'm in the sky with an attack chopper

no, I but I can shoot you outta the air in mah tank...think I've done so too :fly:

[April40]

Can we get together a UF BF game please? I'm much better now, I promise.

[KNYTE]

Hard to C4 me when I'm in the sky with an attack chopper

You'd be surprised how many helos I've taken with C4.

Can we get together a UF BF game please? I'm much better now, I promise.

I'd dust my copy off and play sometime.

[April40]

You'd be surprised how many helos I've taken with C4.



I'd dust my copy off and play sometime.


Awesome... I did TK Fly for you that one day.

[SemperFly]

Can we get together a UF BF game please? I'm much better now, I promise.
assuming my trip remains cancelled, I'm in for tonight. I'd really like the opportunity to kill some of you

[KNYTE]

Awesome... I did TK Fly for you that one day.

He and I shot down many helos with TVMs back in the day, those were good times.

[inline4]

assuming my trip remains cancelled, I'm in for tonight. I'd really like the opportunity to kill some of you


HAHAHHA nerds playing CS on a friday night.. nice

[KNYTE]

HAHAHHA nerds playing CS on a friday night.. nice

:rolleyes: , good one.

[SemperFly]

HAHAHHA nerds playing CS on a friday night.. nice
BF2. I was supposed to be driving 800 miles tonight so actually plans for my whole weekend are probably clear. And Spamalot was supposed to be starting tomorrow night in Chicago which would've been a great first date for this hot drug rep that I've been flirting with but now I hear it's not opening until the 19th.

Plus since I'm not going anywhere this weekend I have to be at the gym at 10am tomorrow for muay thai and kali which means no heavy drinking or staying up too late. So yeah, my Friday nights are boring as fuck but that's ok, I like being a nerd. :p

[April40]

assuming my trip remains cancelled, I'm in for tonight. I'd really like the opportunity to kill some of you


I like the way this man thinks.


Let's do it.

[April40]

HAHAHHA nerds playing CS on a friday night.. nice


and you date alkies.

[Coqui]

You'd be surprised how many helos I've taken with C4.



I'd dust my copy off and play sometime.


That's because you played against idiots who thought they practically had to land in order to repair/resupply the choppers.

[Coqui]

no, I but I can shoot you outta the air in mah tank...think I've done so too :fly:


Won't happen anymore though. I'm a much better pilot now. ;)

[KNYTE]

That's because you played against idiots who thought they practically had to land in order to repair/resupply the choppers.

:shifty:

I actually crashed a jeep into one of them. :fly:

[Candy]

Oh, Lauren! Hi! I didn't recogize you. This is Amy, Shawn's finace. Hope things are going well with you; you should stop by sometime and say Hi!

[Coqui]

:shifty:

I actually crashed a jeep into one of them. :fly:


My greatest feat so far is killing a jet with a tank :cool:

[fly]

Didnt read thread. Are we playing BF2 tonite? if so, someone make a thread.

[KNYTE]

Didnt read thread. Are we playing BF2 tonite? if so, someone make a thread.

RTFT :fly:

[FlamingGlory]

Jesus April your people suck. They dont even post.

[April40]

Jesus April your people suck. They dont even post.


This one isn't mine! It's Shawns!!

[FlamingGlory]

This one isn't mine! It's Shawns!!
Damn you shawn etc etc

[Lauren O'Neil]

talk about a gang bang. fuck.

don't play tetris, not related to Jimmy, uh I don't get the rest, must be forum lingo?

anyway, now that i have been cyber-raped and a bunch of my pictures are posted, how about everyone posts one of themselves. that would be great.


god this is about as comfortable as sandpaper toiletpaper. i feel violated.

[SemperFly]

talk about a gang bang. fuck.

don't play tetris, not related to Jimmy, uh I don't get the rest, must be forum lingo?

anyway, now that i have been cyber-raped and a bunch of my pictures are posted, how about everyone posts one of themselves. that would be great.


god this is about as comfortable as sandpaper toiletpaper. i feel violated.
:lol: this one's amusing

[Coqui]

talk about a gang bang. fuck.

don't play tetris, not related to Jimmy, uh I don't get the rest, must be forum lingo?

anyway, now that i have been cyber-raped and a bunch of my pictures are posted, how about everyone posts one of themselves. that would be great.


god this is about as comfortable as sandpaper toiletpaper. i feel violated.


I like ya. I'll get a pic up as soon as I can.

[FlamingGlory]

talk about a gang bang. fuck.

don't play tetris, not related to Jimmy, uh I don't get the rest, must be forum lingo?

anyway, now that i have been cyber-raped and a bunch of my pictures are posted, how about everyone posts one of themselves. that would be great.


god this is about as comfortable as sandpaper toiletpaper. i feel violated.
This isnt half as bad as playing HS sports :P

Hmm pictures of everyone else...

http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/onlyzrhpicyoulleversee.jpg

[JPatrick]

talk about a gang bang. fuck.

don't play tetris, not related to Jimmy, uh I don't get the rest, must be forum lingo?

anyway, now that i have been cyber-raped and a bunch of my pictures are posted, how about everyone posts one of themselves. that would be great.


god this is about as comfortable as sandpaper toiletpaper. i feel violated.



Im the longhaired guy you see in the banner in the upper right sometimes.

[ERage]

Im the longhaired guy you see in the banner in the upper right sometimes.

I fap everytime it comes up. Well that banner and Pandora's Palace....doggystyle baby!

[April40]

So... I'm a 315lb transexual.


No one ever believes me.

[inline4]

someone post a picture of me..

or that guy from anthrax.. same thing really

[April40]

someone post a picture of me..

or that guy from anthrax.. same thing really :heart:


Don't flatter yourself. :P

[inline4]

Don't flatter yourself. :P
its as acurate as one can be when saying they look like someone.

I shaved my head and my Go-t is about 5 inches past my chin now.. so..

SOOON :D

[ERage]

http://uselessforums.com/files/100305/hayguyz2.gif

[April40]

its as acurate as one can be when saying they look like someone.

I shaved my head and my Go-t is about 5 inches past my chin now.. so..

SOOON :D


Holy shit...originality at its finest.

[fly]

talk about a gang bang. fuck.

don't play tetris, not related to Jimmy, uh I don't get the rest, must be forum lingo?

anyway, now that i have been cyber-raped and a bunch of my pictures are posted, how about everyone posts one of themselves. that would be great.


god this is about as comfortable as sandpaper toiletpaper. i feel violated.
How do you know shawn? (shawn david, or shawn reynolds)

[Thorn Bird]

Im the longhaired guy you see in the banner in the upper right sometimes.


that's too easy. that's cheating.

[inline4]

i look like the guy on the left

http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/anthrax.jpg


screw it.. i look like a red x

[kiwi]

So... I'm a 315lb transexual.


No one ever believes me.

You lost weight?

Are you on a special diet and/or exercise?

[Lauren O'Neil]

i have known shawn for about 8 years. he was my friend's backdoor neighbor. and he used to date the craziest meanest bitch i ever met. then he met amy. thankgod. and bubbles is my homegirl. the end. now back to you posting pictures.

[ERage]

i have known shawn for about 8 years. he was my friend's backdoor neighbor. and he used to date the craziest meanest bitch i ever met. then he met amy. thankgod. and bubbles is my homegirl. the end. now back to you posting pictures.

I aspire to be fly's backdoor neighbor one day :drool:

[SemperFly]

http://flynavy.net/fattytheferret/5years.jpg

best anyone's gonna get for now

[April40]

You lost weight?

Are you on a special diet and/or exercise?


I :heart: you.. lol

[April40]

http://flynavy.net/fattytheferret/5years.jpg

best anyone's gonna get for now


Holy mother of god...

[SemperFly]

Holy mother of god...
yea i know i look like a fucking douche. probably because i am

[w_a_w]

http://flynavy.net/fattytheferret/5years.jpg

best anyone's gonna get for now


you shrunk an inch? :p

[April40]

yea i know i look like a fucking douche. probably because i am


Cut your hair and you'd be hot.

[SemperFly]

you shrunk an inch? :p
no, I just lied :P

Cut your hair and you'd be hot.
can't, I grew the hair and face fuzz because I'm dealing with issues. it's just my way

besides, the Marines will gladly snip a few inches off when the time comes :lol:

[April40]

Issues smissheus... get over them. :lol:

[fly]

i have known shawn for about 8 years. he was my friend's backdoor neighbor. and he used to date the craziest meanest bitch i ever met. then he met amy. thankgod. and bubbles is my homegirl. the end. now back to you posting pictures.
You are snippy. Its awesome. What do you do for 98Rock? WHAT HAPPENED TO COWHEAD??? You should do the morning show for a week. Thats about how long everybody lasts, right?

[mikey]

talk about a gang bang. fuck.

don't play tetris, not related to Jimmy, uh I don't get the rest, must be forum lingo?

anyway, now that i have been cyber-raped and a bunch of my pictures are posted, how about everyone posts one of themselves. that would be great.


god this is about as comfortable as sandpaper toiletpaper. i feel violated.



i'm the one in the bikini on the left in the banner you see up there with the three chicks

[Coqui]

My ugly mug

http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/coqui.jpg

[shawndavid]

My ugly mug

http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/coqui.jpg

quoted for truth

[April40]

My ugly mug

http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/coqui.jpg


Ya know, if you'd wax your eyebrows you'd look really metro. :cool:

[SemperFly]

My ugly mug

http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/coqui.jpg
fuckin boricua :D

[shawndavid]

fuckin boricua :D


LMMFAO

Check this site with your speakers on lol

http://www.elboricua.com/

[Coqui]

LMMFAO

Check this site with your speakers on lol

http://www.elboricua.com/


MIDI old world Salsa wow.

[Coqui]

fuckin boricua :D


BORICUA POR SIEMPRE!!!

http://home.columbus.rr.com/coqui/Luis/coqui.jpg

[fly]

My ugly mug

http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/coqui.jpg
:drool:

nudes?

[ChikkenNoodul]

Ok, here's me

http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/356mehall.jpg

[Sarcasmo]

Fuckin Christ this bitch is hot. Let her out pronto or I'm taking my 9-inch beef pole elsewhere.

[ChikkenNoodul]

Fuckin Christ this bitch is hot. Let her out pronto or I'm taking my 9-inch beef pole elsewhere.
Got a new case of jumbo Slim Jim's delivered, eh?

[fly]

Fuckin Christ this bitch is hot. Let her out pronto or I'm taking my 9-inch beef pole elsewhere.
I heard her on the radio today. LOL

If she posts again, I'll let her out. Deal?

[Sarcasmo]

I heard her on the radio today. LOL

If she posts again, I'll let her out. Deal?


Hells yeah.

[Sarcasmo]

Got a new case of jumbo Slim Jim's delivered, eh?


You know how when you're eating one of those and you get a strand of sinew or gristle or whatever it is wedged in between your teeth and it won't come out and it annoys the shit out of you because you can feel it hanging there with the tip of your tongue?

I hate that.

[Coqui]

:drool:

nudes?


YGPM

:shifty:

[Coqui]

Ya know, if you'd wax your eyebrows you'd look really metro. :cool:


I'd need to do a lot more than that to look metro. (Haircut, facial, manicure, etc.)

[mikey]

I'd need to do a lot more than that to look metro. (Haircut, facial, manicure, etc.)


would it make you metro to know that?

[Coqui]

would it make you metro to know that?


You pose an interesting point. However, Saturday mornings with the Mrs. and not much to watch on TV before I officially get out of bed leaves TLC on. You kind of get forced to know this stuff.

[eileenbunny]

You pose an interesting point. However, Saturday mornings with the Mrs. and not much to watch on TV before I officially get out of bed leaves TLC on. You kind of get forced to know this stuff.

So wait, you are in bed with the incredibly hot wife on a Saturday morning and all you can think of to do is watch TLC? :dont:

[Bubbles]

This one isn't mine! It's Shawns!!

Actually this one was my invite.

[Thorn Bird]

Actually this one was my invite.


oh, law...that means we've got a live one, i'll bet. i'm not going to talk to her OR YOU, BUBBLES, until y'all both come up and buy me a drink. :D

[Bubbles]

oh, law...that means we've got a live one, i'll bet. i'm not going to talk to her OR YOU, BUBBLES, until y'all both come up and buy me a drink. :D

Better believe I'm working on it!

[Thorn Bird]

Better believe I'm working on it!


quoted for future reference. i had my hands all over pandora's and jj's boobies last night, but you'd've made it complete. *sigh*

[Bubbles]

quoted for future reference. i had my hands all over pandora's and jj's boobies last night, but you'd've made it complete. *sigh*

*jealous* :mad:

[Thorn Bird]

*jealous* :mad:


yeah, and we had three hottieboys there and we got free drinks and there was live reggae...and a camera. :D

[April40]

Actually this one was my invite.


Haha even better.

[fly]

Actually this one was my invite.
She your stuntcock, since youve been MIA?

[April40]

http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/DSC02521.JPG

Fly and I

Resizing is for mormons.

[Bubbles]

She your stuntcock, since youve been MIA?

um....who have you been talking too? I swear all those stories are just that.
:shifty:

[April40]

um....who have you been talking too? I swear all those stories are just that.
:shifty:


Orly, now? We also hear how you have been slangin the crack rock.

[Thorn Bird]

fly and ape...so cute together they make you vomit. :heart:

[April40]

fly and ape...so cute together they make you vomit. :heart:


We vomit on each other too... let me pull up those pics..

[Thorn Bird]

We vomit on each other too... let me pull up those pics..

i'd rather see the golden shower ones. :fly:

[April40]

i'd rather see the golden shower ones. :fly:


http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/gallery8.jpg NWS

[Bubbles]

Orly, now? We also hear how you have been slangin the crack rock.

Well....that one really is tru. I been broke what can I say. You wanna buy some?

[April40]

Well....that one really is tru. I been broke what can I say. You wanna buy some?


How much for head?

[Thorn Bird]

damn. fly is so white!! and he's been knockin' you around, eh?

[April40]

damn. fly is so white!! and he's been knockin' you around, eh?


I have the bruises on my inner thigh to show for it.

[Bubbles]

How much for head?

my head or yours?

[Thorn Bird]

I have the bruises on my inner thigh to show for it.


hot. i love those kinds of bruises. i like to push them so they hurt a bit, which reminds me how i got them. :drool:

[April40]

my head or yours?

Mine please.

[April40]

hot. i love those kinds of bruises. i like to push them so they hurt a bit, which reminds me how i got them. :drool:


You. Freak.


:hi2u:

[Bubbles]

Mine please.

$500

[April40]

$500


I'm getting paid next thursday, can I get an advance?

[SemperFly]

http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/DSC02521.JPG

Fly and I

Resizing is for mormons.
..no way

[April40]

..no way


omy where have you been?

[SemperFly]

omy where have you been?
:confused: working on the truck...changed the oil, fixed a busted turn signal, dumped some injector cleaner into the gas tank and took her out for an italian tuneup

[kiwi]

[IG]http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/DSC02521.JPG[/IMG]

Fly and I

Resizing is for mormons.

April, you have something in your teeth.

[April40]

April, you have something in your teeth.


:fly: I've been eating yellow snow.

[April40]

:confused: working on the truck...changed the oil, fixed a busted turn signal, dumped some injector cleaner into the gas tank and took her out for an italian tuneup


What was the no way about?

[Coqui]

What was the no way about?


No way in hell you ended up with someone so hot.

[Coqui]

So wait, you are in bed with the incredibly hot wife on a Saturday morning and all you can think of to do is watch TLC? :dont:


What do you expect? We're waiting for you to join us in bed.

[Sp`ange]

http://uselessforums.com/files/100305/hayguyz2.gif


that's my pic.

[SemperFly]

What was the no way about?
No way in hell you ended up with someone so hot.
i'm gonna go with that

[FlamingGlory]

i'm gonna go with that
Should be April's smiley: http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/anim_jump.gif

[April40]

No way in hell you ended up with someone so hot.


I can't believe it either.

[April40]

Should be April's smiley: http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/anim_jump.gif


That with a knife in my hand taking you and Wr3kt DOWWWWNNNNN. :fly:

[ChikkenNoodul]

You know how when you're eating one of those and you get a strand of sinew or gristle or whatever it is wedged in between your teeth and it won't come out and it annoys the shit out of you because you can feel it hanging there with the tip of your tongue?

I hate that.
And you wear your tongue bloody trying to get rid of the damn thing before you finally break out the Dremel tool....

Yeah, I hate that too.

[fly]

And you wear your tongue bloody trying to get rid of the damn thing before you finally break out the Dremel tool....

Yeah, I hate that too.
Especially when you only have the 1/2" rounding over bit. :hs:

[Sarcasmo]

So what the hell happened to this chick dammit? How is a guy supposed to hook up with a hot piece of ass if that hot piece of ass doesn't post in its thread?

[ChikkenNoodul]

Especially when you only have the 1/2" rounding over bit. :hs:
And the only other implement available is a plunge router with a rabbetting bit....

[Coqui]

So what the hell happened to this chick dammit? How is a guy supposed to hook up with a hot piece of ass if that hot piece of ass doesn't post in its thread?


For starters stop thinking women are scary

[April40]

So what the hell happened to this chick dammit? How is a guy supposed to hook up with a hot piece of ass if that hot piece of ass doesn't post in its thread?


You only want babies, that scares women away.

[Coqui]

There's nothing wrong with wanting a nice supple baby butt

:drool:

[fly]

There's nothing wrong with wanting a nice supple baby butt

:drool:
Join my I <3 6 year olds club?

[Coqui]

Join my I <3 6 year olds club?


Nah. Any woman who can talk is a bad thing. Make it 3 or 2 and you're on.

[Candy]

Should be April's smiley: http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/anim_jump.gif

It would be perfect but we have to add sound to it.... (giggles and a series of ohhhs and ahhhhhs) :heart:

[April40]

It would be perfect but we have to add sound to it.... (giggles and a series of ohhhs and ahhhhhs) :heart:


Haha... it's more like an embarrassing moaning sound. :hs:

[Coqui]

Haha... it's more like an embarrassing moaning sound. :hs:


*Secretly plots to have Fly tape record*

:shifty:

[April40]

*Secretly plots to have Fly tape record*

:shifty:


I don't make those noises with him. :fly:

[Coqui]

I don't make those noises with him. :fly:


I didn't say with him, but he's more likely to be around than I am to record.

[Bubbles]

So what the hell happened to this chick dammit? How is a guy supposed to hook up with a hot piece of ass if that hot piece of ass doesn't post in its thread?

She went out of town this weekend.

[fly]

She went out of town this weekend.
its Monday

[Lauren O'Neil]

april is hot.

[Dharma1521]

april is hot.

April is so hot, she should be our third ;)

[April40]

April is so hot, she should be our third ;)

Third... leg? wheel?

[Dharma1521]

Third... leg? wheel?


<evil laugh> Fine I will just wait till the roofie kicks in <evil laugh>

[JPatrick]

Third... leg? wheel?


anus

[April40]

<evil laugh> Fine I will just wait till the roofie kicks in <evil laugh>


Roofies? Where? Can I have more... thats good stuff.... :thrawn:

[April40]

anus


With poop? Otherwise, I'm out.

[Bubbles]

April is so hot, she should be our third ;)

Get your hand outta my candy jar :mad:

[JPatrick]

With poop? Otherwise, I'm out.



Yeah, poop.
Like from an anus.

[Sarcasmo]

Get your hand outta my candy jar :mad:

Your candy jar is slimy and warm. :drool:

[Dharma1521]

Get your hand outta my candy jar :mad:

Orgy?

[April40]

Orgy?


:fly:

[Lauren O'Neil]

so we were talking about you all posting pictures...

[KNYTE]

so we were talking about you all posting pictures...

Meet thread. kthxbye

[lemon_fresh]

Haha... it's more like an embarrassing moaning sound. :hs:

And it got kind of annoying after the 4th hour or so...

[bast_imret]

so we were talking about you all posting pictures...

http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/DSC_1073.JPG

From left to right - top to bottom:

Itburnswhenipee, thrawn, PANDORA, Spange, JJ Lady, Kiwi, Knyte, Fly, April
Eileenbunny, Bast, Bane (teh kittah), Bubbles


And here's me on the ones and twos at Shawn and Amy's. I erect breakbeats shatter wax still on the platter.

http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/tampa018.jpg

[April40]

And it got kind of annoying after the 4th hour or so...


Gosh yes... I was annoyed with it. Yet couldn't stop.

[April40]

[im]http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/DSC_1073.JPG[/img]

From left to right - top to bottom:

Itburnswhenipee, thrawn, PANDORA, Spange, JJ Lady, Kiwi, Knyte, Fly, April
Eileenbunny, Bast, Bane (teh kittah), Bubbles


And here's me on the ones and twos at Shawn and Amy's. I erect breakbeats shatter wax still on the platter.

[im]http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/tampa018.jpg[/img]


There we go.. kill all the birds with a stone.

[Sarcasmo]

Of course the hottest UF member isn't in those pics though. We won't mention any names...

*cough*me*cough*

[Onnotangu]

umm where the hell is the orginal posters pics? I don't see shit.

[April40]

Of course the hottest UF member isn't in those pics though. We won't mention any names...

*cough*me*cough*


Ego.

[Sarcasmo]

Ego.


I'm equal parts id and ego. Now bend over and tell me I'm handsome while I bang you.

[mikey]

who the hell frequents myspace anyways

[Coqui]

Of course the hottest UF member isn't in those pics though. We won't mention any names...

*cough*me*cough*


Yeah well. I'm sorry I don't have any new pics of my wife

[Sarcasmo]

who the hell frequents myspace anyways


Losers and emo fags, that's who.

[JPatrick]

who the hell frequents myspace anyways


I dunno, but "DAMONKICKSASS" would be a good name for one by like, a 12 year old boy or something.

[Onnotangu]

more coqui pics. I have not developed a full on chub yet.

more photos of that magnificent spainard.

[Sarcasmo]

I dunno, but "DAMONKICKSASS" would be a good name for one by like, a 12 year old boy or something.

There is no end to how lame those homos are over there. Just no end. What the hell kind of name is Damon anyway? Sounds like a white guy who wishes he was black or something.

[mikey]

I dunno, but "DAMONKICKSASS" would be a good name for one by like, a 12 year old boy or something.




sounds like someone who would have cutsy pictures of little kids up with some queer music playing looking to find other 12 year old girls

[Thorn Bird]

:lol: y'all are killin' me today!! :lol:

[mikey]

more coqui pics. I have not developed a full on chub yet.

more photos of that magnificent spainard.



every puerto rican i know does not care to be refered to as spaniard, much less spainard.

[Sarcasmo]

sounds like someone who would have cutsy pictures of little kids up with some queer music playing looking to find other 12 year old girls

It also sounds like someone who'd go home after work and stick a plunger handle up his ass while lying on the sofa watching CSI or some shit. You know?

[Lauren O'Neil]

csi is more of a broom-handle type of show.

[mikey]

It also sounds like someone who'd go home after work and stick a plunger handle up his ass while lying on the sofa watching CSI or some shit. You know?




so you know the type i see

[mikey]

csi is more of a broom-handle type of show.




i have never watched an episode

[Coqui]

more coqui pics. I have not developed a full on chub yet.

more photos of that magnificent spainard.


Patience my friend. I have 4 more days till my self imposed deadline. Then I will be taking more pics

[Coqui]

every puerto rican i know does not care to be refered to as spaniard, much less spainard.


I look more Spaniard than I do Puerto Rican though

[Sarcasmo]

csi is more of a broom-handle type of show.


On a side note, David Caruso makes me want to kill myself and others.

After having set my testicles on fire and shaved off my eyebrows.

[ChikkenNoodul]

csi is more of a broom-handle type of show.
Unsanded wooden, or the plastic kind with sharp seams?

[JPatrick]

Unsanded wooden, or the plastic kind with sharp seams?



splinters ftw!

[JPatrick]

sounds like someone who would have cutsy pictures of little kids up with some queer music playing looking to find other 12 year old girls



HELLO My future girlfriend!

[ChikkenNoodul]

splinters ftw!
Yeah, that's what I would go with

Cuz they stay in and rot, which is awesome

[Onnotangu]

Patience my friend. I have 4 more days till my self imposed deadline. Then I will be taking more pics
I await the day I will no longer need viagria to please my stuffed bear filled with pork rinds and slim jims.

[Onnotangu]

every puerto rican i know does not care to be refered to as spaniard, much less spainard.
they like it when you call them dirty messicans.

I know they gave me tacos.

[fly]

I await the day I will no longer need viagria to please my stuffed bear filled with pork rinds and slim jims.
:lol::lol::lol:

[SemperFly]

csi is more of a broom-handle type of show.
ever since I started my forensics class I watch that show (and all other crime shows) in a different light...it's cool to hear them talk about stuff and either know they're right on the money or know that it's complete bullshit :p

[Coqui]

ever since I started my forensics class I watch that show (and all other crime shows) in a different light...it's cool to hear them talk about stuff and either know they're right on the money or know that it's complete bullshit :p


I assume a lot of it is BS am I right?

[SemperFly]

I assume a lot of it is BS am I right?
I've said this before I started taking the class and it still holds true. They get the science right almost every time. When you hear them talk about rigor or levidity or liver temp to determine time of death, that stuff is spot on. The BS comes from having to take a creative license to move the story along. If they took weeks to get a CODUS hit (DNA index) or showed real fingerprinting comparison which is almost always done manually regardless of what the computer finds, it'd make for a boring show.

They show them doing too much stuff; detectives interrogate suspects and canvas neighborhoods but evidence techs are civilians that rarely do anything more than collect the evidence. Lab techs are also typically civilians that work solely in the lab. Homicide detectives do the type of work the show details but they're typically too busy to examine every single item of clothing in a suspect's laundry hamper; that's what evidence technicians are for.

It's generally an accurate show when it comes to the science, they just have to take creative license with the characters. Also, real cops aren't always that good looking. :p The only thing that genuinely irks me when watching the show is the frequency of civil rights abuses; at least every other episode I'll see something done that would get the entire case thrown out of court. Just because you invite a cop into your home does not mean he's allowed to poke around wherever he wants. :rolleyes: Plain sight means plain sight.

[Bubbles]

Your candy jar is slimy and warm. :drool:

:lol: slimy is not the word I would have used!

[Thorn Bird]

:lol: slimy is not the word I would have used!

slimy's not what i got out of your cookie jar. :hi2u:

[Sarcasmo]

slimy's not what i got out of your cookie jar. :hi2u:

What did you get? Cottage cheese?

[Bubbles]

slimy's not what i got out of your cookie jar. :hi2u:

did you get creamy nougat?

[Thorn Bird]

did you get creamy nougat?

liquid gold is more what i thought. :D

[Onnotangu]

i'm still waiting for this laren chick's photos.