Junk in your Trunk

[Candy]

So so every morning i go into my junk folder, hit select all and delete. This morning I decided to look at one of the emails. WTF is this? Of course there was a link in it and an attachment which I know better then to click/open but is this wierd content necessary to get people to open the attachment? Does everyone get this wierd shit?

The body of the email:

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[Candy]

Another wierd one:

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[Coqui]

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[ChikkenNoodul]

...and the mome raths outgrabe

[computadorka]

yeah

[SemperFly]

nothing wrong with a little junk in the trunk :cool: http://flynavy.net/fattytheferret/vanillaicecream.mp3

edit: i should read the first post before i reply :lol:

[ChikkenNoodul]

I think elpmis' real job is writing those email messages

[CletusJones]

OOH YEAH

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[b_sinning]

I keep getting the christains that want to help with my debt. It's going to take more than prayers assholes.

[Candy]

I think elpmis' real job is writing those email messages


:fly: THAT explains it!

[BeerAd]

So now we have to look at junk emails in forums, yippie, lol

[fly]

So now we have to look at junk emails in forums, yippie, lol
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[Candy]

Does anyone know the purpose of these?

[Coqui]

Does anyone know the purpose of these?


To get you to open the attachment

[Thorn Bird]

my guess is to be able to qualify for google searches, for example. the more random words, the better chance of being displayed.

maybe i'm full of it. :D

[Candy]

my guess is to be able to qualify for google searches, for example. the more random words, the better chance of being displayed.

maybe i'm full of it. :D

Thats what I was thinking, it had something to do with searches or filtering.

[Candy]

To get you to open the attachment

I'm more likely to open an attachment on something I don't recognize that makes sense.

[w_a_w]

my guess is to be able to qualify for google searches, for example. the more random words, the better chance of being displayed.

maybe i'm full of it. :D


google doesn't search emails....yet :shady:

[ERage]

Shane Wood emailed today to tell me about a revolutionary penis enlargment patch.

[April40]

google doesn't search emails....yet :shady:


It does. It scans your emails and throws ad's to the right about topics in your email.

I'll get requent flyer miles and they'll have ad's for travelocity.. etc

[w_a_w]

It does. It scans your emails and throws ad's to the right about topics in your email.

I'll get requent flyer miles and they'll have ad's for travelocity.. etc

not for google searching though...I think that's what they were getting at

[April40]

not for google searching though...I think that's what they were getting at


Hey f you buddy.

[w_a_w]

Hey f you buddy.

always up for a nice piece of ass...your place or mine? :hi2u:

:fly:

[CletusJones]

:pics:

[April40]

always up for a nice piece of ass...your place or mine? :hi2u:

:fly:

I only put out for skinny gay boys.

[w_a_w]

I only put out for skinny gay boys.

meh, then you get a skinny kawk that doesn't like you :lol:

[April40]

meh, then you get a skinny kawk that doesn't like you :lol:


I :heart: Pencil Cawks.

[*Fuxx Burger*]

I opened my junkmail and clicked on the first one, this is what I got:

Hey Ioannes, Wednesday, I saw Gregg and he told me that he was seeking to
get back into shape.

He thought u might be interested in it also. If so, you'll wanna see these
guys at www.Mfu.Dyyk.fureareyouthanksfor.com/ug/.

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Author Ian Hogg is a prolific writer in the field of defense and
military. n to soak the rest of the paper. He quickly cleaned up the mess,
using the towel, which served to .

Your welcome,
Gregg


:wtf:

[Candy]

I opened my junkmail and clicked on the first one, this is what I got:

Hey Ioannes, Wednesday, I saw Gregg and he told me that he was seeking to
get back into shape.

He thought u might be interested in it also. If so, you'll wanna see these
guys at www.Mfu.Dyyk.fureareyouthanksfor.com/ug/.

they themselves know full well that they are murdering people. They kill
them because o

Author Ian Hogg is a prolific writer in the field of defense and
military. n to soak the rest of the paper. He quickly cleaned up the mess,
using the towel, which served to .

Your welcome,
Gregg


:wtf:

Wierd huh?

"they themselves know full well that they are murdering people. They kill
them because o" WTF is THAT???

[BeerAd]

Can someone forward me the Penis Enlargement one? I am in dire need

[Coqui]

Can someone forward me the Penis Enlargement one? I am in dire need


I'll let you know the secret for free.

Vacuum. On for 30 seconds. Do this nightly for 1 week. Voila!

[Onnotangu]

I'll let you know the secret for free.

Vacuum. On for 30 seconds. Do this nightly for 1 week. Voila! but I keep getting dust bunnies in my urethra.