T minus...9 days til elpmis & thrawn

[shawndavid]

Fuckin A roit!!!

The festivities are already in the works. Nobody shall be capable of walking when all is said and done.

Noon to November, bitches...

We need to hire someone whose sole focus will be to take pics.

[Candy]

Fuckin A roit!!!

The festivities are already in the works. Nobody shall be capable of walking when all is said and done.

Noon to November, bitches...

We need to hire someone whose sole focus will be to take pics.

Fly... if he can figure his camera out by then. We've already picked up the Sam's Club order for the food and drink.

:)

[Candy]

Fuckin A roit!!!

The festivities are already in the works. Nobody shall be capable of walking when all is said and done.

Noon to November, bitches...

We need to hire someone whose sole focus will be to take pics.

LOL Mingle & Janice are both great with a camera!:fly:

[b_sinning]

Will someone explain this thread?

[mikey]

there has only been one time in my life when i couldnt stand, i fell over a sink at my grandpas cabin. you are going to have to try damn hard :D

[mikey]

Will someone explain this thread?


-i am sexing elpmis' girl in the purple room next weekend. keep up please.

[*Fuxx Burger*]

facinating!

[FlamingGlory]

Will someone explain this thread?
seconded

[April40]

The goat is prepped... and oiled up.

[itburnswhenipee]

The goat is prepped... and oiled up.

Oh, so you're having Indian food? Damn... wish I could go.

[Valve1080i]

The goat is prepped... and oiled up.


and shaved?

those little goat hairs get everywhere. EVERYWHERE! :(

[April40]

and shaved?

those little goat hairs get everywhere. EVERYWHERE! :(


GOOD IDEA.

[April40]

Oh, so you're having Indian food? Damn... wish I could go.


Curry... goo.. all the same.

[inline4]

so wait, whats happening then?

[April40]

You are getting DVDA.

[inline4]

You are getting DVDA.
sars please

[April40]

sars please


You aren't good enough for teh sars.

[inline4]

You aren't good enough for teh sars.
WTF.. you close my thread evil one..

I'm good enough for SARS.. Mom says i am!!

[April40]

WTF.. you close my thread evil one..

I'm good enough for SARS.. Mom says i am!!


Your thread was going no where good.


Oh... your mom says hi.

[inline4]

Your thread was going no where good.


Oh... your mom says hi.

WOOHOO.. tell her i said to get in the kitchen and make me a pie..

[Thorn Bird]

-i am sexing elpmis in the purple room next weekend. keep up please.

fxt

[Candy]

so wait, whats happening then?

It's a special meet, starring Thrawn and Elpmis. April's got the goat ready, I've done the shopping; WTF have you been? I expect your blue Miata drivin' ass to be there as well. You and thrawn can share the bed in the purple room.

[inline4]

It's a special meet, starring Thrawn and Elpmis. April's got the goat ready, I've done the shopping; WTF have you been? I expect your blue Miata drivin' ass to be there as well. You and thrawn can share the bed in the purple room.

can i bring the g/f?

And when is this meet exactly?

[Candy]

there has only been one time in my life when i couldnt stand, i fell over a sink at my grandpas cabin. you are going to have to try damn hard :D

don't leave your drink unattended Mr. :fly:

[Candy]

can i bring the g/f?

And when is this meet exactly?

Of course you can. PM me for details.

[shawndavid]

can i bring the g/f?

Somebody has to drink something othe rthan Pina Colodas...;)

[April40]

Somebody has to drink something othe rthan Pina Colodas...;)


Burrrnn.

[inline4]

Somebody has to drink something othe rthan Pina Colodas...;)
i probably won't be drinking actually..

i'm on my 3 step Nicotine patch program..

this is only day 2 and i've figured on staying away from teh booze until i'm comfortable not smoking..

triggers and all.

[mikey]

Somebody has to drink something othe rthan Pina Colodas...;)



bahahahaha

[mikey]

don't leave your drink unattended Mr. :fly:




:D

[JPatrick]

If you guys perform any docking manuvers, youd better get pics!

[fly]

If you guys perform any docking manuvers, youd better get pics!
needs moar CNC'd docking canister

[Bubbles]

Oh, so you're having Indian food? Damn... wish I could go.

Goat = Greek :fly:

[mikey]

alright my pretties, i am taking off today and will be there this afternoon. what happens after that i have no idea but i'm sure it will be erotic.


id edit this but i'm pretty sure someone quoted it already

[April40]

omy let the gangbang commence.

[Dharma1521]

omy let the gangbang commence.

No wonder you were so perky when you got to work today!

[April40]

No wonder you were so perky when you got to work today!


It's cause something on my body has to be perky, it's not my boobs!

[Dharma1521]

It's cause something on my body has to be perky, it's not my boobs!


AWWW, but they will be on hooters day, right?

[April40]

AWWW, but they will be on hooters day, right?


With some tape and tissue, I can make magic happen.

[fly]

alright my pretties, i am taking off today and will be there this afternoon. what happens after that i have no idea but i'm sure it will be erotic. 216-543-0943
quoted for number

oh, you get here today???

[fly]

AWWW, but they will be on hooters day, right?
wait. what day is that?

[April40]

wait. what day is that?


Fridays.


Yet again I pulled a Target day and didn't realize it.

[Dharma1521]

Fridays.


Yet again I pulled a Target day and didn't realize it.


I'm a Target whore, I think I sensed when you entered the building.

[BeerAd]

So heres the plan man, if you start early enough in the morning I will be there!!!

[April40]

I'm a Target whore, I think I sensed when you entered the building.


Target radar... beep beep




Half day tomorrow! Score! Cleaning up before those people in Maryland get herre.

[elpmis]

so wait, whats happening then?
i left you a detailed voicemail

[elpmis]

Target radar... beep beep




Half day tomorrow! Score! Cleaning up before those people in Maryland get herre.
don't knock yourself out - we're fucking slobs ourselves

but we'll clean up whatever mess we make

[elpmis]

I wonder if fly has managed to find me a huge furry outfit for shawn & candy's party

[wr3kt]

Pics.

[JPatrick]

I wonder if fly has managed to find me a huge furry outfit for shawn & candy's party


Duh hes got like 10 extra

[April40]

don't knock yourself out - we're fucking slobs ourselves

but we'll clean up whatever mess we make

PPPLLEAASSEEE you two better make yourselves at home.

[April40]

We're getting it on while you guys are here tho.


http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/CRW_1103.jpg

[Thorn Bird]

this thread better produce some pictures, you bitches.

[JPatrick]

this thread better produce some pictures, you bitches.


Thats what IM talkin' 'bout.

[w_a_w]

this thread better produce some pictures, you bitches.

yar, thirded

[Thorn Bird]

Thats what IM talkin' 'bout.

will you kick some ass for me, WITH me, if this doesn't happen??

[Candy]

Thrawn has landed! I'm hungover, and those bitches are home still sleeping... No pics taken last night; tonight will be a different story.

Fly - if you get him a furry suit, make sure it is a bunny in the spirt of Easter would ya?

[inline4]

righty-o high o silver away!!!!!!

[April40]

inline are you actually going to stop by this time?

[inline4]

inline are you actually going to stop by this time?
thats the plan.

But not for horribly long, just early afternoon.. then i have to head back :(

[Thorn Bird]

so is elfpenis there yet?

[April40]

thats the plan.

But not for horribly long, just early afternoon.. then i have to head back :(


Why? Because of the gf?


If so, don't even come. :rolleyes: :fly:

[April40]

so is elfpenis there yet?


Not till after 5... fly is scoring then.

[Thorn Bird]

Not till after 5... fly is scoring then.


god, the mental images swimmin' in my head...:drool:
ape, PLEASE take pictures.

[inline4]

Why? Because of the gf?


If so, don't even come. :rolleyes: :fly:


baha.. No, because of a party i'm helping throw. I'll be seeing the g/f on sunday!!

[April40]

god, the mental images swimmin' in my head...:drool:
ape, PLEASE take pictures.


Dude I think it's sooo hot when men get intimate like that.

[BeerAd]

WOOOOOOT!!!!! for being able to come for 1 hour, erg

[inline4]

WOOOOOOT!!!!! for being able to come for 1 hour, erg
when are you showing?

[bast_imret]

when are you showing?

when he's in estrus

[fly]

elpmis is on the plane. :shifty:

[April40]

:omy:

[wr3kt]

Too many white people.

[fly]

Too many white people.
fly kills wr3ktless [knife]

[April40]

fly kills wr3ktless [knife]


BUURRRNNN

[April40]

Too many white people.


Come be our minority. :hs:


We need a houston meet! None of us have met the little messican that can cook.:P

[wr3kt]

fly kills wr3ktless [knife]
wr3ktless [shot to the face] fly

[wr3kt]

Come be our minority. :hs:


We need a houston meet! None of us have met the little messican that can cook.:P

Dirk has.
:D

[shawndavid]

Too many white people.

There will be at least 2, possible 3 or 4, black people in attendance. We had to in the event the cops show up so we have something to give them so they leave.

[wr3kt]

There will be at least 2, possible 3 or 4, black people in attendance. We had to in the event the cops show up so we have something to give them so they leave.

Yea...but if a mexican shows up...all of a sudden it turns into a "let's see how drunk we can get the mexican and have him hump anything while drunk screaming 'Vive Mexico!'" game ... and I just can't have pictures like that circulating around again.

[Thorn Bird]

Yea...but if a mexican shows up...all of a sudden it turns into a "let's see how drunk we can get the mexican and have him hump anything while drunk screaming 'Vive Mexico!'" game ... and I just can't have pictures like that circulating around again.


PLEASE let me know when this meet will occur. i would like to be the first one to sign up. :hi2u:

[Candy]

OK, first night with the crew. Went to COdy's for dinner, Mixers for drinks... Lots of pics. I have to use Shawns laptop tp download the pics so BRB.

LOL @ elpmis, fly, shawn, and thrawn. Thats all I have to day about that. Pics to come.

[Thorn Bird]

OK, first night with the crew. Went to COdy's for dinner, Mixers for drinks... Lots of pics. I have to use Shawns laptop tp download the pics so BRB.

LOL @ elpmis, fly, shawn, and thrawn. Thats all I have to day about that. Pics to come.


faster, FASTER!! :fly:

[mikey]

There will be at least 2, possible 3 or 4, black people in attendance. We had to in the event the cops show up so we have something to give them so they leave.


dont forget, we needed to know when the second-hand store closed

[Thorn Bird]

thrawn, we trashed just a bit? :fly:

[mikey]

OK, first night with the crew. Went to COdy's for dinner, Mixers for drinks... Lots of pics. I have to use Shawns laptop tp download the pics so BRB.

LOL @ elpmis, fly, shawn, and thrawn. Thats all I have to day about that. Pics to come.



first night? wtf YOU WERE MY PEOPLE

[mikey]

thrawn, we trashed just a bit? :fly:


nope, i'm actually sober


FAAAWWWK

[Thorn Bird]

nope, i'm actually sober


FAAAWWWK


why did i just hear a chicken?

O.
M.
G.

:lol:

[shawndavid]

Not sure what happened with the pics... I think it was too much work to resize at that moment in time so when I get a few I'll post em.

(This is Amy)

[InnerMuse]

Yea...but if a mexican shows up...all of a sudden it turns into a "let's see how drunk we can get the mexican and have him hump anything while drunk screaming 'Vive Mexico!'" game ... and I just can't have pictures like that circulating around again.

Again? You mean there's donkey luvn pics? I've got to see this.

Pics pleeb :hi2u:

[wr3kt]

Again? You mean there's donkey luvn pics? I've got to see this.

Pics pleeb :hi2u:

That post was a slight exageration.

There were no pics.

[InnerMuse]

That post was a slight exageration.

There were no pics.

I feel so... disappointed?

[fly]

Party is tonite. Will have pics then.

[wr3kt]

I feel so... disappointed?
If there were any, I'd have posted them long long ago.
I'd have fed the cycle.

[elpmis]

man i hope they have pics of hooker face slut

[w_a_w]

man i hope they have pics of hooker face slut


fucking bullshit...pics now bishes!!

[mikey]

There will be at least 2, possible 3 or 4, black people in attendance. We had to in the event the cops show up so we have something to give them so they leave.



dude, i told you we needed to find the thrift store. that's why you invite them. the police is just a bonus.

[Coqui]

3 days ago and still no pics ...

[April40]

3 days ago and still no pics ...


They are in another thread nerd.

[Coqui]

They are in another thread nerd.


Those are your pics. Where are shawn and Amy's?

[April40]

Those are your pics. Where are shawn and Amy's?


Oh... it's a USB malfunction.

[Coqui]

Oh... it's a USB malfunction.


Camera comes with cable? $4 Card reader? 1 of the other 15 USB ports available on PC's now? I just like giving people a hard time?