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[Dharma1521]

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[zengirl]

Hello, what's the significance of the numbers behind your name?

[w_a_w]

are you from genmay? how'd you find us?

[b_sinning]

Are you named for the meaning of the word Dharma or are you a Jenna Elfman fan?

[fly]

drama

[JPatrick]

or are you a Jenna Elfman fan?



And if so, I hope all your body thetans are inflicted with loud, messy flatulence.

[mikey]

And if so, I hope all your body thetans are inflicted with loud, messy flatulence.



THIS IS ACTUALLY WHAT SCIENTOLOGISTS BELIEVE

[Dharma1521]

Hello, what's the significance of the numbers behind your name?

Back in the day when I first got online i was 14 so . . . I said I would talk to people between the ages of 15 -21

fun huh?

[Dharma1521]

are you from genmay? how'd you find us?

The lovely April23 said that I just might be cool enough to post, hehe she was sooo wrong.

[mikey]

Back in the day when I first got online i was 14 so . . . I said I would talk to people between the ages of 15 -21

fun huh?



:lol:

like you already

[Dharma1521]

Are you named for the meaning of the word Dharma or are you a Jenna Elfman fan?


BIG Jenna Elfman Fan

[Dharma1521]

And if so, I hope all your body thetans are inflicted with loud, messy flatulence.

Oh man I just got over my bought of loud mess flatulence

[zengirl]

BIG Jenna Elfman Fan
I love Dharma too, I only recently found out she's a Scientologist and my heart, it's broken :(

[KNYTE]

Hi

[mikey]

i just bout a bottle of vodka

[SemperFly]

BIG Jenna Elfman Fan
well damn, I was hoping you had some inside Lost info

[ChikkenNoodul]

Are you the replacement smileynev?

[JPatrick]

i just bout a bottle of vodka


Im fixin to go bout some lunch.

[mikey]

Im fixin to go bout some lunch.



i hope it is a memorable bout, patty. do enjoy your bout vittles.

[KNYTE]

Are you the replacement smileynev?

We should from this point forward refer to him as THE smileynev.

[ChikkenNoodul]

We should from this point forward refer to him as THE smileynev.
I think imma gonna start my own religion, called 'smileyology'

Dedicated to the worship of Mt. Dew, Cheddarwurst, and MacGuyvering home construction

[April40]

She works with me. :teehee:

[Dharma1521]

I love Dharma too, I only recently found out she's a Scientologist and my heart, it's broken :(

I found that out a couple years ago and its always tripping when someone joins A CULT

[FlamingGlory]

Back in the day when I first got online i was 14 so . . . I said I would talk to people between the ages of 15 -21

fun huh?
Awesome you can talk to all two people on this board in that age range. o.O

[Dharma1521]

well damn, I was hoping you had some inside Lost info

Alas, I do not

[Dharma1521]

She works with me. :teehee:

And I stalk her on the weekends

[KNYTE]

She works with me. :teehee:

Hmm, it didn't go over well the last time we tried this.

Has the other one filed a sexual harassment suit against you yet?

[Dharma1521]

drama


be nice or you definately won't get that penis plaster

[InnerMuse]

BIG Jenna Elfman Fan

Danny Elfman... I heard Danny Elfman.... :drool:

[zengirl]

I found that out a couple years ago and its always tripping when someone joins A CULT
Some would say that Christianity is the largest and longest running cult in history....

[FlamingGlory]

Some would say that Christianity is the largest and longest running cult in history....
Some would strangle you and then light you on fire...


Witch.

[zengirl]

Some would strangle you and then light you on fire...


Witch.
:lol: it's so true

[djduquet]

howdy

[SemperFly]

Alas, I do not
then what good are you to me :confused:

Some would strangle you and then light you on fire...


Witch.
she turned me into a newt :(

[SemperFly]

that sucked

edit: double tap

[ChikkenNoodul]

I found that out a couple years ago and its always tripping when someone joins A CULT
Whoah, whoah, whoah....


Let's not get all rash and bring down the good name of cults by associating Scientology with them, okay?

[ChikkenNoodul]

she turned me into a newt :(
Gingrich?

[zengirl]

she turned me into a newt :(
I told you not to sleep with your door open

[Dharma1521]

Whoah, whoah, whoah....


Let's not get all rash and bring down the good name of cults by associating Scientology with them, okay?

I'm sorry, you're right. The scientology koolaide only cause mild delusions.

[SemperFly]

I told you not to sleep with your door open
that's so the exact opposite of what Goldschlager Sarah told me :lol:

[zengirl]

that's so the exact opposite of what Goldschlager Sarah told me :lol:
:lol: yeah, you know that 3 month drinking sabbatical we talked about? Mine started already :fly:

[ChikkenNoodul]

I'm sorry, you're right. The scientology koolaide only cause mild delusions.
I like the grape koolaide myself

Goes wonderful with my purple cloak

:tinfoil:

[zengirl]

I like the grape koolaide myself

Goes wonderful with my purple cloak

:tinfoil:
you mean your robe and wizzard hat, don'tcha?

[ChikkenNoodul]

you mean your robe and wizzard hat, don'tcha?
Pfft :rolleyes:

for the nth time it's NOT a wizard hat




It's a multidimensional being communication transponder, the little stars and moons demonstrate my openmindedness to our future masters hmmph

[zengirl]

Pfft :rolleyes:

for the nth time it's NOT a wizard hat




It's a multidimensional being communication transponder, the little stars and moons demonstrate my openmindedness to our future masters hmmph
I read the Da Vinci Code this weekend.

Did you know that the planet Venus traces a perfect pentacle across the sky every 4 (or 8?) years?

*A Pentacle is a star!

[JPatrick]

she turned me into a newt :(



Did you get better?

[SemperFly]

Did you get better?
http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/grail/small/HolyGrail029.jpg

burn 'er!

[zengirl]

Did you get better?
I keep him in a cage, he can reach the keys on his keyboard with a long stick which pokes through the bars.

[SemperFly]

my water bowl is empty :(

[zengirl]

my water bowl is empty :(
for the last time... it's for drinking not for bathing :mad:

[w_a_w]

my water bowl is empty :(

recycle...pee in it

[Dharma1521]

recycle...pee in it

You can put it in a Mr Coffee like Waterworld

[SemperFly]

for the last time... it's for drinking not for bathing :mad:
BUT MY SKIN ITCHES :mad:

recycle...pee in it
"You cannot pee into a Mr Coffee and expect Taster's Choice" - Dana Carvey

[Dharma1521]

BUT MY SKIN ITCHES :mad:


"You cannot pee into a Mr Coffee and expect Taster's Choice" - Dana Carvey


LOL Very good comedy special!

[zengirl]

BUT MY SKIN ITCHES :mad:


"You cannot pee into a Mr Coffee and expect Taster's Choice" - Dana Carvey
IT PUTS THE LOTION ON IT'S SKIN

[Pandora]

You can put it in a Mr Coffee like Waterworld

She follows the teachings of The Costner.

:bow: :bow: :bow:

[SemperFly]

LOL Very good comedy special!
indeed

frame OJ!

[Arátoeldar]

I like the grape koolaide myself

Goes wonderful with my purple cloak

:tinfoil:

I thought that was the the Clinton koolaide. :lol:

[fly]

Holy shit. Another employee with too much time on her hands.

CHICKS AHOY!!! This place is the anti-internet.

[w_a_w]

oh yeah...:pics:?

[April40]

Hmm, it didn't go over well the last time we tried this.

Has the other one filed a sexual harassment suit against you yet?
She thinks she is too good for us... that whore!

[Dharma1521]

She thinks she is too good for us... that whore!


HAHAHAHHA Let's meet up at the flag pole at 5 and kick her butt

[ChikkenNoodul]

I thought that was the the Clinton koolaide. :lol:
that's the uh.....coconut flavored kind

[Dharma1521]

that's the uh.....coconut flavored kind


Things that I did not think that I would read about today:

Presidential Jizz

[FlamingGlory]

HAHAHAHHA Let's meet up at the flag pole at 5 and kick her butt
I read that as something about poles and butts.

[April40]

HAHAHAHHA Let's meet up at the flag pole at 5 and kick her butt


Beat her with her own Coach purse? :fly:

[Dharma1521]

Beat her with her own Coach purse? :fly:


Is it really ok to use "Gawd" against her?

[Dharma1521]

I read that as something about poles and butts.

Thats SOOOO how it was intended

[w_a_w]

I met her...she seemed a bit too conservative for the warped sense of humor we collectively have

[FlamingGlory]

Thats SOOOO how it was intended
I figured. You are teh :cool:

[Dharma1521]

I met her...she seemed a bit too conservative for the warped sense of humor we collectively have

Thats just her facade

[fly]

Thats just her facade
Yeah right. Anyway...

Has anyone asked for nudes?

[JPatrick]

Yeah right. Anyway...

Has anyone asked for nudes?


yeah fly, post your nudes.

[w_a_w]

yeah fly, post your nudes.

[Pandora]

Yeah right. Anyway...

Has anyone asked for nudes?

in for nudes :drool:

[Dharma1521]

in for nudes :drool:


Ahem . . . so hows the weather?

[April40]

Ahem . . . so hows the weather?


haha you just had a chick ask you for nudes

[April40]

[15:38] Rebeca: Now I have a vivid picture of Zac watching me pee on you while he makes his funny face playing with his junk in a dark corner.
[15:39] Rebeca: He seems happy in the picture.


From the last girl I had sign up here that works with me... Don't we miss her?

[Pandora]

Ahem . . . so hows the weather?

Bright and florecenty. A high/low of 70 degrees with 0 chance of rain. Winds from the East air duct.

[mikey]

who wants to get me a job in florida? might as well put you slackers to good use.

[Pandora]

haha you just had a chick ask you for nudes

Yeah, I've paffed to yours so much they've started to loose their flavor. I need to mix things up a little. :pandora:

[Dharma1521]

haha you just had a chick ask you for nudes

OH like YOU don't ask me every Thursday!

[April40]

who wants to get me a job in florida? might as well put you slackers to good use.


Know anything about computers?

[w_a_w]

Yeah, I've paffed to yours so much they've started to loose their flavor. I need to mix things up a little. :pandora:

that's hot :drool:

[April40]

Yeah, I've paffed to yours so much they've started to loose their flavor. I need to mix things up a little. :pandora:


paffed... i'm cracking up out loud here at work.

[April40]

OH like YOU don't ask me every Thursday!


Well have them ready tomorrow and I'll stop asking. Sheesh.

[FlamingGlory]

Bright and florecenty. A high/low of 70 degrees with 0 chance of rain. Winds from the East air duct.
fluorescenty*

[fly]

Know anything about computers?
Thats what he does now. I think. Well, that and tentacle pr0n...

[April40]

Thats what he does now. I think. Well, that and tentacle pr0n...


I have the series. He shouldn't wear socks while doing those kinds of scenes.

[Dharma1521]

[15:38] Rebeca: Now I have a vivid picture of Zac watching me pee on you while he makes his funny face playing with his junk in a dark corner.
[15:39] Rebeca: He seems happy in the picture.


From the last girl I had sign up here that works with me... Don't we miss her?


OMG every since she went on the fucking cruise she's been a dirty girl!

[April40]

OMG every since she went on the fucking cruise she's been a dirty girl!

She's an undercover freak, I swear.

[mikey]

Know anything about computers?



· Fluent in ConsoleOne to create and modify a Novell 6 environment.
· Skilled in using WiseInstall, Installshield SMS and Novell to package and deploy applications.
· Experienced in developing, maintaining and verifying CNC programs with MasterCAM as well as the development of CAD drawings with Inventor, MasterCAM and AutoiCAD to assist in the setup of various machine tools and special tooling.

Employment History

Quality Assurance Testing Engineer

· Test and trouble shoot applications to be distributed via SMS and Novell.

· Correct packaging mistakes found in application MSI.

· Verify and correct application documentation according to quality assurance standards.

· Coordinate customer acceptance tests for applications that have been scripted and verified.

Application Integration Engineer

· Script applications to function properly and be distributed thru the environment.

· Trouble shooting applications that are not functioning properly in the Developer Environment before production.

· Test all applications completely using VM Ware and Desktop PC’s


havent updated that in a while, close enough?

[mikey]

I have the series. He shouldn't wear socks while doing those kinds of scenes.



I FUCKING HATE SOCKS

[Dharma1521]

· Fluent in ConsoleOne to create and modify a Novell 6 environment.
· Skilled in using WiseInstall, Installshield SMS and Novell to package and deploy applications.
· Experienced in developing, maintaining and verifying CNC programs with MasterCAM as well as the development of CAD drawings with Inventor, MasterCAM and AutoiCAD to assist in the setup of various machine tools and special tooling.

Employment History

Quality Assurance Testing Engineer

· Test and trouble shoot applications to be distributed via SMS and Novell.

· Correct packaging mistakes found in application MSI.

· Verify and correct application documentation according to quality assurance standards.

· Coordinate customer acceptance tests for applications that have been scripted and verified.

Application Integration Engineer

· Script applications to function properly and be distributed thru the environment.

· Trouble shooting applications that are not functioning properly in the Developer Environment before production.

· Test all applications completely using VM Ware and Desktop PC’s

havent updated that in a while, close enough?


OH man I can't look at this I promised myself I wouldn't network!

[Dharma1521]

I FUCKING HATE SOCKS


Socks in general or socks on while making a tenicle porn?

[JPatrick]

I FUCKING HATE SOCKS



Sometimes, if its cold outside, I wear a big woolly sock over my junk.

[mikey]

OH man I can't look at this I promised myself I wouldn't network!




i'll be in florida next week :hi2u:

[mikey]

Socks in general or socks on while making a tenicle porn?


as long as i am not wearing the socks whilst filming, i am ok. and i general, cant sleep if my feet are covered. ugh.

[mikey]

Sometimes, if its cold outside, I wear a big woolly sock over my junk.



well yeah, because air is an excellent insulator. and there is plenty of air in that sock.

and your pansy ass is in texas, you call 70 and overcast cold. bite me.

[KNYTE]

Today I taught myself how to setup a tape backup system lawlz.

[April40]

· Fluent in ConsoleOne to create and modify a Novell 6 environment.
· Skilled in using WiseInstall, Installshield SMS and Novell to package and deploy applications.
· Experienced in developing, maintaining and verifying CNC programs with MasterCAM as well as the development of CAD drawings with Inventor, MasterCAM and AutoiCAD to assist in the setup of various machine tools and special tooling.

Employment History

Quality Assurance Testing Engineer

· Test and trouble shoot applications to be distributed via SMS and Novell.

· Correct packaging mistakes found in application MSI.

· Verify and correct application documentation according to quality assurance standards.

· Coordinate customer acceptance tests for applications that have been scripted and verified.

Application Integration Engineer

· Script applications to function properly and be distributed thru the environment.

· Trouble shooting applications that are not functioning properly in the Developer Environment before production.

· Test all applications completely using VM Ware and Desktop PC’s


havent updated that in a while, close enough?


Not very extensive if I can say so myself. :fly:

[mikey]

Not very extensive if I can say so myself. :fly:



i'm not posting my entire resume here :fly:

[fly]

Today I taught myself how to setup a tape backup system lawlz.
I made some "silent" installers, cause my big ass company won't buy me Wise Installer.

[KNYTE]

I made some "silent" installers, cause my big ass company won't buy me Wise Installer.

Client: Zach, I somehow got "Nudey Tentacle Rape Party Poker" installed on my PC, do you know what happened?

Fly: :shifty:

[April40]

i'm not posting my entire resume here :fly:


You're hired, move down here.

[b_sinning]

She works with me. :teehee:


If you can call what you do work...

[April40]

If you can call what you do work...

I consider it work as long as I work more than Lemon_Fresh, anything below him is just slacking. :fly:

[mikey]

You're hired, move down here.



we can talk next week...

[b_sinning]

Work has been cutting into my forum posting time. I'm going to have to work on that.

[fly]

Work has been cutting into my forum posting time. I'm going to have to work on that.
Dont you have 'people'?

[April40]

we can talk next week...


I can hook you up, brotha.

[mikey]

I made some "silent" installers, cause my big ass company won't buy me Wise Installer.



want a legal copy? :lol:

[Valve1080i]

Yo.

[Coqui]

· Fluent in ConsoleOne to create and modify a Novell 6 environment.


All right hot shot.

I have a user, who Novell is unable to map a drive to.

It's a windows server it's connecting to. User is member of the group Necessary, Login script has the drive mapping through a command prompt yet the drive mapping never occurs. I have attempted to put this in the user's login script as well. Still does not resolve the problem. This doesn't affect every user, but just some. Context and containers are the same (for people who it does work for).

What's wrong?

[fly]

want a legal copy? :lol:
yes. :hi2u:

[fly]

Anyone want this crazy bish out?

[Coqui]

Anyone want this crazy bish out?


Hasn't run away screaming, I say yes

[w_a_w]

yup, let her out...she seems cool

[April40]

I'd hit it.

[Coqui]

I'd hit it.


You're with fly. You'd hit anything

[April40]

You're with fly. You'd hit anything


I will... with a quickness.

[Dharma1521]

yup, let her out...she seems cool


I promise not to be good.

[b_sinning]

Dont you have 'people'?


Yes but they always post the lamest crap so I prefer to post for myself.

[April40]

I promise not to be good.
:tard: :tard: :fly: :fly:

[w_a_w]

I promise not to be good.

my kinda woman! :hi2u:

[fly]

BAM

[inline4]

Emeral?

WTF

[fly]

Emeral?

WTF
Nice spelling. :D

He has a lovely resturant over in Orlando. :drool:

[Coqui]

Nice spelling. :D

He has a lovely resturant over in Orlando. :drool:


I like Gloria Estefan's restaurant much more though.

[Dharma1521]

BAM


Thanks man.

[mikey]

yes. :hi2u:



your package just keeps growing :smooch:

[fly]

I like Gloria Estefan's restaurant much more though.
Which one is that? Have you been to both of Emeril's resturants?

[Coqui]

Which one is that? Have you been to both of Emeril's resturants?


Not both. Just one. Her's is Bongo's Cuban Cafe. Of course I might be more biased towards that one.

[fly]

Not both. Just one. Her's is Bongo's Cuban Cafe. Of course I might be more biased towards that one.
I've never heard of it. I'm down for some new food. Not really sure what exactly comprises Cuban food tho. Is it pricey like Emerils?

[ChikkenNoodul]

I've never heard of it. I'm down for some new food. Not really sure what exactly comprises Cuban food tho. Is it pricey like Emerils?
The Bongo's in Orlando? Seemed pretty average fare to me, but the coffee was good

Wasn't too expensive either....

What is Emeril's, like $30-$50 a plate?