ITT we talk about Tom Cruise and his freaky alien baby

[Sarcasmo]

omg Katie Holmes should be giving birth pretty soon. What do you think they will name it? My guesses are:

BOY: L. Ron Cruise
GIRL: L. Ron Cruise

[Bubbles]

OMG you follow this stuff :lol:

[Sarcasmo]

Are you kidding me? I'm at my wit's end waiting for Xenu to break free from his volcano prison and be reborn via Katie's pulsating vaginal teleportation chamber.

[Valve1080i]

Are you kidding me? I'm at my wit's end waiting for Xenu to break free from his volcano prison and be reborn via Katie's pulsating vaginal teleportation chamber.


fuck, BEATEN!

[w_a_w]

Are you kidding me? I'm at my wit's end waiting for Xenu to break free from his volcano prison and be reborn via Katie's pulsating vaginal teleportation chamber.

I fap'd

[Bubbles]

Are you kidding me? I'm at my wit's end waiting for Xenu to break free from his volcano prison and be reborn via Katie's pulsating vaginal teleportation chamber.

I've been looking into getting a teleportation center constructed in mine.....you'd be suprised how expensive it is.

[Valve1080i]

I've been looking into getting a teleportation center constructed in mine.....you'd be suprised how expensive it is.

Yeah, getting a crane in there would probably be a total bitch. :fly:

[KNYTE]

lol scientology? More like ScienTOOLogy. AM I RITE?

[w_a_w]

Yeah, getting a crane in there would probably be a total bitch. :fly:

:fly:
http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/hotdog-hallway.gif

just kiddin ya bubbles :D

[SemperFly]

I've been looking into getting a teleportation center constructed in mine.....you'd be suprised how expensive it is.
you could always just get it done in mexico. sure you might end up shooting gamma rays from your hoohoo-dilly but it'll be a lot cheaper than MSRP!

[Sarcasmo]

lol scientology? More like ScienTOOLogy. AM I RITE?

Hell yeah! Teach them how to pierce the veil, Knyte! And where they can find cool golden sheets buried in a field that will teach them how to be gods one day!

:fly:

[Bubbles]

you could always just get it done in mexico. sure you might end up shooting gamma rays from your hoohoo-dilly but it'll be a lot cheaper than MSRP!

I have no comment, I just hit the wrong button :O

[FlamingGlory]

lol scientology? More like ScienTOOLogy. AM I RITE?
...Omg I could so say so many things... and they would all be bad.

[ChikkenNoodul]

I just can't wait for the book 40 years from now:

"My dad was a complete loony nutjob" By L. Ron Cruise

[KNYTE]

...where they can find cool golden sheets buried in a field...

Plates, golden plates. Dumbass. :fly:

[mikey]

THIS IS ACTUALLY WHAT SCIENTOLOGISTS BELIEVE

[Sarcasmo]

Plates, golden plates. Dumbass. :fly:


Man, for years I've tried to figure out the relevance of gilded bedding. :(

I want my life back.

[b_sinning]

That silent birth stuff is crazy. What BS.

[Arátoeldar]

I'd love to be able to to PPV with this birth with lots of betting about whether or not she screams or has an epidural. :lol:

[kiwi]

I'd love to be able to to PPV with this birth with lots of betting about whether or not she screams or has an epidural. :lol:

Of course she's going to scream, she's giving birth, it hurts, a lot. I think the only way to prevent any sound would be to remove her vocal cords.

Actually, that would improve her quite a bit, I think they should do that.

[b_sinning]

I couldn't believe that flash card BS. Like she's going to read those while in labor.

[mikey]

Of course she's going to scream, she's giving birth, it hurts, a lot. I think the only way to prevent any sound would be to remove her vocal cords.

Actually, that would improve her quite a bit, I think they should do that.



they should do that more frequently...to ease the birthing experience...honest

[zengirl]

That silent birth stuff is crazy. What BS.
:lol: no wonder Nicole Kidman adopted :fly:

[Arátoeldar]

Update

Cruise: My dad beat me (http://www.thisislondon.com/showbiz/articles/22219224?source=Evening%20Standard&ct=5)


:lol::lol::lol:

[zengirl]

Update

Cruise: My dad beat me (http://www.thisislondon.com/showbiz/articles/22219224?source=Evening%20Standard&ct=5)


:lol::lol::lol:
I think Tom Cruise is the most annoying person on the planet right now.

[Pandora]

I think Tom Cruise is the most annoying person on the planet right now.

Truely. Even his name is annoying. :barf:

[zengirl]

Truely. Even his name is annoying. :barf:
I want to kick him in the teeth. At 5'3" I'm tall enough to do it too

[*Fuxx Burger*]

I'm about ready for Cruise, Holmes and scientology to fall off the planet right about now...

[JPatrick]

I'm about ready for Cruise, Holmes and scientology to fall off the planet right about now...


now now, thats just the body thetans speaking, you dont really mean that.

[ChikkenNoodul]

now now, thats just the body thetans speaking, you dont really mean that.
My body thetans are telling me I need some beer

[zengirl]

What if Scientologists are right?

[w_a_w]

What if Scientologists are right?


then tom will be seated at the right hand of the father alien

[JPatrick]

My body thetans are telling me I need some beer



Ya mine are always hollering for beer & pretzles and movies with boobies in them.

[w_a_w]

Ya mine are always hollering for beer & pretzles and movies with boobies in them.

omg, scientologists ARE right!! :eek:

[ChikkenNoodul]

What if Scientologists are right?
Then there's gonna be some disappointed aliens when they find out their main supporters are dumbass Hollywood types

[JPatrick]

What if Scientologists are right?



Read about L Ron Hubbard the the origin of Scientology and youll never ask that question again.

[Pandora]

Then there's gonna be some disappointed aliens when they find out their main supporters are dumbass Hollywood types

I thought the Hollywood types WERE the aliens! :eek:

http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/tomkatie4.jpg

[w_a_w]

she is too cute...why and how did she end up with that jackoff again?

[KNYTE]

I think Tom Cruise is the most annoying person on the planet right now.

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/films/articles/21893629?source=Metro

So does everyone else...

[ChikkenNoodul]

she is too cute...why and how did she end up with that jackoff again?
The magickal scientological powers++

[JPatrick]

she is too cute...why and how did she end up with that jackoff again?


Obviously, it was arranged by the church.

[Pandora]

she is too cute...why and how did she end up with that jackoff again?

Because her vapid empty head needed filling and he didn't have anyone else to do (cuz no one will have anything to do with him)?

[zengirl]

Read about L Ron Hubbard the the origin of Scientology and youll never ask that question again.
Actually I have, extensively, all in my quest to gain a better understanding of religion as a whole. I also found his book Dianetics on half.com for $0.75. I was going to buy it but I'm TERRIFIED of them knowing where I live

[*Fuxx Burger*]

now now, thats just the body thetans speaking, you dont really mean that.
:D

[SemperFly]

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/films/articles/21893629?source=Metro

So does everyone else...
The couple, known as TomKat,jesus mary and joseph, that's just dumb

[*Fuxx Burger*]

Actually I have, extensively, all in my quest to gain a better understanding of religion as a whole. I also found his book Dianetics on half.com for $0.75. I was going to buy it but I'm TERRIFIED of them knowing where I live
:lol:

[zengirl]

she is too cute...why and how did she end up with that jackoff again?
She's an idiot, why else?

[zengirl]

:lol:
for serious, and I'll only read about them on the internet from work because I'm behind so many firewalls due to HIPAA guidelines. no way would I even think about Scientology at home, they give me the absolute CREEPS

[JPatrick]

Actually I have, extensively, all in my quest to gain a better understanding of religion as a whole. I also found his book Dianetics on half.com for $0.75. I was going to buy it but I'm TERRIFIED of them knowing where I live


Just go your local half-price book store, they probably have piles of them by the dumpster around back.

[zengirl]

Just go your local half-price book store, they probably have piles of them by the dumpster around back.
in person? are you nuts?

[FlamingGlory]

What if Scientologists are right?
Seventy-five million years ago, Xenu was the ruler of a Galactic Confederacy which consisted of 26 stars and 76 planets including Earth, which was then known as Teegeeack. The planets were overpopulated, each having on average 178 billion people. The Galactic Confederacy's civilization was comparable to our own, with people "walking around in clothes which looked very remarkably like the clothes they wear this very minute" and using cars, trains and boats looking exactly the same as those "circa 1950, 1960" on Earth. Xenu was about to be deposed from power, so he devised a plot to eliminate the excess population from his dominions. With the assistance of "renegades", he defeated the populace and the "Loyal Officers", a force for good that was opposed to Xenu. Then, with the assistance of psychiatrists, he summoned billions of people to paralyse them with injections of alcohol and glycol, under the pretense that they were being called for "income tax inspections". The kidnapped populace was loaded into space planes for transport to the site of extermination, the planet of Teegeeack (Earth). The space planes were exact copies of Douglas DC-8s, "except the DC-8 had fans, propellers on it and the space plane didn't." DC-8s have jet engines, not propellers, although Hubbard may have meant the turbine fans.

Mmmmhmmm.

[zengirl]

Mmmmhmmm.
omg how did you find that??? :egads:

I want to read more!

[FlamingGlory]

omg how did you find that??? :egads:

I want to read more!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenu

OMG THERE IS INFORMATION ON THE INTERWEBNETS??!!?!?!?!?

[ChikkenNoodul]

Just go your local half-price book store, they probably have piles of them by the dumpster around back.
Hobos use 'em to line their fridge boxes for warmth

[zengirl]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenu

OMG THERE IS INFORMATION ON THE INTERWEBNETS??!!?!?!?!?
Dude, that could TOTALLY have happened

[fly]

So anyway, another forum I visit is taking donations for sky writing. They want to write:

ALL HAIL XENU - LOL
<3, OT

at the Mission Impossible opening where Tom is gonna be. Last I checked they had raised around $3k.

[FlamingGlory]

Dude, that could TOTALLY have happened
Yes, it's even more possible than the Indians being a jewish tribe...

[FlamingGlory]

So anyway, another forum I visit is taking donations for sky writing. They want to write:

ALL HAIL XENU - LOL
<3, OT

at the Mission Impossible opening where Tom is gonna be. Last I checked they had raised around $3k.
That's awesome.

Edit: Fuck off topic btw.

[KNYTE]

So anyway, another forum I visit is taking donations for sky writing. They want to write:

ALL HAIL XENU - LOL
<3, OT

at the Mission Impossible opening where Tom is gonna be. Last I checked they had raised around $3k.

omg link, I will donate, no shens

[JPatrick]

So anyway, another forum I visit is taking donations for sky writing. They want to write:

ALL HAIL XENU - LOL
<3, OT

at the Mission Impossible opening where Tom is gonna be. Last I checked they had raised around $3k.



That would be beyond awesome.

[ChikkenNoodul]

So anyway, another forum I visit is taking donations for sky writing. They want to write:

ALL HAIL XENU - LOL
<3, OT

at the Mission Impossible opening where Tom is gonna be. Last I checked they had raised around $3k.
Travolta would probably ram the plane or something

[wr3kt]

What if Scientologists are right?
Then anything I do right now is by no will of my own.

[mikey]

in person? are you nuts?



it's like buying cather in the rye, THEY KNOW. right.

[mikey]

So anyway, another forum I visit is taking donations for sky writing. They want to write:

ALL HAIL XENU - LOL
<3, OT

at the Mission Impossible opening where Tom is gonna be. Last I checked they had raised around $3k.



that is freakin awesome. how much do they need?



my boss put one of his friends pics up on a road sign on the way to his house with a comment and phone number for the local gay community. cost him 5k, worth every bit of it.

[*Fuxx Burger*]

for serious, and I'll only read about them on the internet from work because I'm behind so many firewalls due to HIPAA guidelines. no way would I even think about Scientology at home, they give me the absolute CREEPS
Holy crap! I research it all the time from home....


:tinfoil:

[JJ Lady]

I think Tom Cruise is the most annoying person on the planet right now.
QFMFT!

she is too cute...why and how did she end up with that jackoff again?
You find that cute? WTF? :wtf:

[w_a_w]

QFMFT!


You find that cute? WTF? :wtf:

she's cute as hell...what's wrong with you? :p
http://cdn-channels.netscape.com/gallery/i/h/holmes/KatieHolme_J.-Mc_4382807_Ma.jpg

[SemperFly]

she's cute but somebody get that bitch a cheeseburger

[Arátoeldar]

she's cute but somebody get that bitch a cheeseburger

Agreed

[zengirl]

she's cute as hell...what's wrong with you? :p
http://cdn-channels.netscape.com/gallery/i/h/holmes/KatieHolme_J.-Mc_4382807_Ma.jpg
http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/psycho.jpg


WARNING WARNING

[*Fuxx Burger*]

she's cute but somebody get that bitch a cheeseburger
Taco Bell ++

[b_sinning]

That baby is very low. Looks like a basketball under her shirt.

[Valve1080i]

She's tainted now.

[ChikkenNoodul]

It looks like her jaw unhinges and she swallows children whole

[Valve1080i]

It looks like her jaw unhinges and she swallows children whole


She wants the stem-cells

[Bubbles]

http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/google scientology.jpg