it's a sad day

[w_a_w]

my work wife(read: the cute chick that sits in the assistant's desk outside my office who has become a great buddy of mine) got a promotion and will be moving elsewhere in the company...she's been my work wife for 2 years now...I'm sad...hold me UF? :(

my boss is already making jokes that some angry fat lady is going to get put there in her place :(

[Desslock]

More cushion for the paper pushin

[SemperFly]

your next one's gonna be a dude :haaay:

[fly]

your next one's gonna be a tranny :haaay:

[reverendsaintjay]

If HBO's new series 'Big Love' has taught me anything it's that Tighty Whiteys are not sexy. As in 'At All' or 'Ever'.

But yeah, work wives are kickass, it sucks that yours is moving. FYI, long-distance work marriages suck, and do not work.

[Candy]

I heard a statistic on the radio the other day that over 50% of men in an office environment have these "work wives." Does anyone else?

[w_a_w]

I heard a statistic on the radio the other day that over 50% of men in an office environment have these "work wives." Does anyone else?


that means that over 50% of women have them too ;)
err, husbands lol

[kiwi]

If HBO's new series 'Big Love' has taught me anything it's that Tighty Whiteys are not sexy. As in 'At All' or 'Ever'.

But yeah, work wives are kickass, it sucks that yours is moving. FYI, long-distance work marriages suck, and do not work.

I agree, on the tighty whitey part, I've never had a work wife.

[w_a_w]

I haven't owned a pair of TW's since age 12 :fly:

[mikey]

have you stroked her forehead?

[w_a_w]

have you stroked her forehead?

lawl...I was under the influence of ambien :p

[eileenbunny]

Can I have the job?

[mikey]

lawl...I was under the influence of ambien :p



why were you taking ambien with your work wife?

[w_a_w]

why were you taking ambien with your work wife?

I was talking about your allusion to me and bubbles :D

[ChikkenNoodul]

You could get an extremely amorous fat lady :hi2u:

[w_a_w]

You could get an extremely amorous fat lady :hi2u:

*queue peter griffin "no fat chicks" pic* :fly:

[mikey]

I was talking about your allusion to me and bubbles :D



i know, i dont need things explained to me. i was trying to make it appear that i wasnt refering to that scary encounter.

[w_a_w]

i know, i dont need things explained to me. i was trying to make it appear that i wasnt refering to that scary encounter.

scary? we were all absolutely wasted :confused:
and besides, you weren't even there :confused:

[SemperFly]

I guess I haven't spent any time working in a real corporate environment; I have no idea what a work-wife is :P

[Pandora]

I do not have a work wife. imasadpanda

There's a chick in my office that's a work wife for a few of the guys around here. Does that make her a ho or something?

[Candy]

I do not have a work wife. imasadpanda

There's a chick in my office that's a work wife for a few of the guys around here. Does that make her a ho or something?

I have a work wife, but it doesnt fall into the same category as WAW's. It's the kinda wife you DONT want to come home to! :fly:

[shawndavid]

Don't worry...there's enough of her to go around.

[Candy]

i know, i dont need things explained to me. i was trying to make it appear that i wasnt refering to that scary encounter.
Now now... we can't lay ALL the blame on WAW. Ya kinda had to be there to understand. :fly:

[w_a_w]

Now now... we can't lay ALL the blame on WAW. Ya kinda had to be there to understand. :fly:

I know, right? wtf, he has no idea

[mikey]

Now now... we can't lay ALL the blame on WAW. Ya kinda had to be there to understand. :fly:



now now, stop trying to be reasonable. it's much more difficult to piss people off.

[shawndavid]

now now, stop trying to be reasonable. it's much more difficult to piss people off.

Not really...watch this

Now now... we can't lay ALL the blame on WAW. Ya kinda had to be there to understand. :fly:

Yes, she was a good hostess to you both...letting you take her out and shit. Hopefully everyone got a happy ending.
:fly:

[Pandora]

I have a work wife, but it doesnt fall into the same category as WAW's. It's the kinda wife you DONT want to come home to! :fly:

Hey luvn' is luvn'. Just be glad you've got someone keeping up with you. All I have are my file cabinets. :hs:

[Thorn Bird]

i have a work wife. she's a SAHM too, and we rely on each other for certain needs. she completely fits what i need from m-f, 9-5 when spange is gone. :D

[zengirl]

I guess I haven't spent any time working in a real corporate environment; I have no idea what a work-wife is :P
It's because you're MY work wife

:fly:

[SemperFly]

It's because you're MY work wife

:fly:

would i get fired for wearing this shirt?

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a491/a491.gif


probably. I'll save it for a friday

[fly]

On the back it should say, "I have Muhammed Ali mix my paint"

[w_a_w]

On the back it should say, "I have Muhammed Ali mix my paint"

:lol:

[SemperFly]

On the back it should say, "I have Muhammed Ali mix my paint"
http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a585/a585.gif

[JPatrick]

On the back it should say, "I have Muhammed Ali mix my paint"

And Micheal J Fox mixes my martinis?

[zengirl]

would i get fired for wearing this shirt?

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a491/a491.gif


probably. I'll save it for a friday
:lol:

You're so fired

Actually nobody would get it

[shawndavid]

Kate Hepburn preps my spray paint cans...

[Ryokurin]

Never experienced work wife but similar did happen when I was on the help desk. Its amazing how free eye candy can pick up your day.

[ChikkenNoodul]

Kate Hepburn preps my spray paint cans...
With help from Janet Reno :hi2u: