I admire this girl's pride during her mug shot

[shawndavid]

I just saw this on TSG - she's in Utah, KNYTE & kiwi...you guys should look her up and invite her over. This chick knows how to party...

http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/peegirl.jpg

Naked Came The Stranger
Cops: Woman, 23, showed up at Utah home for impromptu shower

MARCH 24--Meet Natalie Peterson. The 23-year-old Utah woman was arrested yesterday afternoon when she showed up naked to take a shower in a stranger's home. According to cops, prior to Peterson wandering into the home in Roy, she had been in an argument at a relative's house. There, she stripped off her clothes and jumped into her '98 Ford Escort and drove off. A half mile away, Peterson walked into a house occupied by three young siblings, who she ordered to leave "her home." Peterson told the trio she was going to take a shower and headed for the basement. One of the occupants then called cops to report an intrusion by a naked woman. When Roy Police Department officers responded, they found Peterson barricaded in a bedroom and in a highly agitated state. Along with throwing items from the bedroom at police, Peterson urinated in her cupped hand and tossed it at cops. Peterson, apparently under the influence of drugs, was subdued and transported to a local hospital before being booked into the Weber County jail, where the below mug shot was snapped. She is facing a variety of misdemeanor charges, including criminal trespass, assaulting a police officer, and propelling a substance onto an officer.

[b_sinning]

lol propelling a substance onto an officer


Why can't I ever score good drugs like that.

[FlamingGlory]

waffles

[itburnswhenipee]

She flung her pee.... that's so fuckin' classy!

[JPatrick]

. Peterson, apparently under the influence of drugs...




Well no shit.

[April40]

That's some good shit.

[ChikkenNoodul]

Someone needs to send her an invite to the forum

[elpmis]

Hilarious

Would have been cooler if she was hot

[JPatrick]

Someone needs to send her an invite to the forum


ya we need more naked pee-flingers around here.

[SemperFly]

ya we need more naked pee-flingers around here.
:mad: do I mean nothing to you??!? :(

[elpmis]

ya we need more naked pee-flingers around here.
I can turn my dick inside out

[shawndavid]

I can turn my dick inside out

Like a sea cucumber?

That's what my ass feels like when when Lou's in town.

[JPatrick]

I can turn my dick inside out



Well now, theres a trick I need to see.

[InnerMuse]

:lol: :tard: Is it me or does it look like someone 'beat a bitch in da face.'

[ChikkenNoodul]

:mad: do I mean nothing to you??!? :(
The more the messier :drool:

[reverendsaintjay]

:lol: :tard: Is it me or does it look like someone 'beat a bitch in da face.'

Exactly what I was thinking. She either has one helluva smirk, or someone done knocked that girl's jaw about an inch and a half out of alignment.

[fly]

Now THIS sounds like a female elpmis.

[b_sinning]

ya we need more naked pee-flingers around here.


http://www.wftv.com/news/8332697/detail.html

He wasn't naked but he did fling pee, well until cops tasered him.

[Candy]

http://www.wftv.com/news/8332697/detail.html

He wasn't naked but he did fling pee, well until cops tasered him.

WTF? Who flings pee on people? What sort of drug would prompt you to do something like that? Also, why does everyone get naked when they get in trouble... what drug does that? This person actualy drove a CAR naked. It happens so often, RENO 911 has an episode the spoofs people who get f*cked up and run around naked. :tard:

[shawndavid]

WTF? Who flings pee on people?

Um..no comment

What sort of drug would prompt you to do something like that?

Rum

This person actualy drove a CAR naked.

I've done it on the way home from the beach in a towel.

[elpmis]

I've done it on the way home from the beach in a towel.
I drove around naked once when I was all out of clean laundry and had to wear my car as a pair of pants

[b_sinning]

My dad is a truck driver and he says on long highways in the middle of nowhere more often than you would think you will see people driving down the road naked. Only people up high can really tell they are completely naked.



Speaking of wierd drivers did you guys hear about cops pulling over a guy going 120 mph and finding out he had no arms and was driving just using his feet? He didn't even have a license or arms.

[ChikkenNoodul]

My dad is a truck driver and he says on long highways in the middle of nowhere more often than you would think you will see people driving down the road naked. Only people up high can really tell they are completely naked.
Does he get a lot of chicks flashing him? :hi2u:


Speaking of wierd drivers did you guys hear about cops pulling over a guy going 120 mph and finding out he had no arms and was driving just using his feet? He didn't even have a license or arms.
That guy deserves a medal, that is some serious skill

[b_sinning]

Does he get a lot of chicks flashing him? :hi2u:



I remember when I was about 13 riding with him and us getting flashed a few times. And hookers knocking on truck doors at truck stops. He doesn't do any long haul stuff anymore. Just containers locally.

[Candy]

My dad is a truck driver and he says on long highways in the middle of nowhere more often than you would think you will see people driving down the road naked. Only people up high can really tell they are completely naked.


:fly:

How wierd! I'm facinated by these naked drivers. I guess it is just one more wierd fettish some people have.

[b_sinning]

I'm sure if you called fly he would come do some naked driving for you. The hard part would be getting him to stop naked driving.

[Candy]

I'm sure if you called fly he would come do some naked driving for you. The hard part would be getting him to stop naked driving.

Yep. Or maybe Elpmis. Oh, I forgot, that was naked nintendo. :fly:

[shawndavid]

And hookers knocking on truck doors at truck stops.

Lot Lizards

[reverendsaintjay]

My dad is a truck driver and he says on long highways in the middle of nowhere more often than you would think you will see people driving down the road naked. Only people up high can really tell they are completely naked.

One lady I know has driven a truck (non-commercial) for many years. She has quite a few stories to share about guys pacing her on the highway, masturbating furiously. I keep asking her to stop sharing these stories with me, her being my mom and all...

[Thorn Bird]

so where's the "secret life of truck drivers" book??

[*Fuxx Burger*]

I'd do her...

[eileenbunny]

Rum

Or tequila, at least that's my excuse.

[Sarcasmo]

peegirl.jpg

:fly:

[b_sinning]

so where's the "secret life of truck drivers" book??


It really is an odd subculture that most people don't see.

[FlamingGlory]

I'd do her...
You must be blind.

[Sarcasmo]

You must be blind.

She's Canadian. This chick would be really fine in Canada.

[ChikkenNoodul]

She's Canadian. This chick would be really fine in Canada.
And Russia, good square jaw like that means she can chop a lot of wood for the still

[Pandora]

My Grandfather drove a truck back when Meto Atlanta was mostly dirt roads. I've heard stories of him getting shot at, but nothing about naked people. Course he prolly just didn't want to share the juicy stuff with his granddaughter. :fly:

[*Fuxx Burger*]

She's Canadian. This chick would be really fine in Canada.
Hey now, I'm from Canada :(

[Pandora]

Hey now, I'm from Canada :(

Yeah but you had to leave, you were to fiiine for Canada. ;)

[*Fuxx Burger*]

Yeah but you had to leave, you were to fiiine for Canada. ;)
Heeeeeyyyy!!! :heart:

[FlamingGlory]

Hey now, I'm from Canada :(
Eh, most Canadian chicks are pretty good looking. This is why I thought maybe you were blind.

[*Fuxx Burger*]

Eh, most Canadian chicks are pretty good looking. This is why I thought maybe you were blind.
apparently the sarcasm didn't come through in my post :(

[FlamingGlory]

apparently the sarcasm didn't come through in my post :(
Nope. Punctuation makes phrasing that can convey sarcasm much better.

Like:

I'd hit it...

...with a truck!

There is even a backhanded compliment in my post if you can find it!

[shawndavid]

And Russia, good square jaw like that means she can chop a lot of wood for the still

Jesus Fucking H Christ that shit was funny. I actually had to lower my head to diffuse my goofy-ass guffaw.

[ChikkenNoodul]

Jesus Fucking H Christ that shit was funny. I actually had to lower my head to diffuse my goofy-ass guffaw.
Olga, brink to me and victor more wodka NOW