Take it off.... Take it aaaaaaaaaaaaalllllll off [Archive]

*Fuxx Burger*

02-12-2006, 07:13 PM

Ok here is a random 2 part question.
There are alot of ladies in this place so this one is kinda directed at you, but I would like the guys input also...

Do you/have you ever stripped for your man? A man? A dog? I'm sure out of all you nasty girls on here, someone must have.
Guys, would you like it if your woman stripped for ya?

Next question, my uh... friend :shifty: asked me to recomend some good strippin music... So I thought I would ask you folks...

yes, my... uh... friend

:shifty:

*Fuxx Burger*

02-12-2006, 07:14 PM

No, no, no, and hell yes, respectively.

EDIT:
Dammit Fuxx, why do you have to use http://uselessforums.com

Fat Burger

02-12-2006, 07:16 PM

So yeah, the above answers were from me.

*Fuxx Burger*

02-12-2006, 07:17 PM

No, no, no, and hell yes, respectively.

EDIT:
Dammit Fuxx, why do you have to use http://uselessforums.com
Because I'm cool like that

Bubbles

02-12-2006, 07:20 PM

I have never done a striptease for anyone, although I have gotten naked in front of guys.....but I don't think that's what you're asking. Anyway, I'm not comfortable enough to do the whole "look at my sexy body while I gyrate to 70's porn music" thing.

*Fuxx Burger*

02-12-2006, 07:25 PM

hahahah well I'm not exactly thinking 70's porn music but anyways....

JaymieT

02-12-2006, 07:41 PM

my man, yes-random man, no-dog, not yet.

JPatrick

02-12-2006, 07:42 PM

Bow chicka bow-wow!

mikey

02-12-2006, 07:49 PM

yes, yes, plead the fifth, i have a stack of bills for the occasion.

mikey

02-12-2006, 07:49 PM

waitttttta minute :thrawn:

Bubbles

02-12-2006, 07:53 PM

waitttttta minute :thrawn:

you stripped for the dog.....admit it.

*Fuxx Burger*

02-12-2006, 08:13 PM

Song suggestions?

Bubbles

02-12-2006, 08:25 PM

Tears for Fears "Shout"

or

Prince "Raspberry Beret"

I don't know, you'll have to talk to the real girls. :fly:

JJ Lady

02-12-2006, 08:33 PM

Yes, I have done a strip tease. It is fun :) Portishead and Everything but the girl are good...

Thorn Bird

02-12-2006, 08:40 PM

"let's get it on" and "sexual healing" -- marvin gaye (a lot of marvin gaye is appropriate, actually)
twisted -- keith sweat
wear a little teacher outfit and dance to "Smoking in the Boys Room" by Motley Crue and "Hot for Teacher" by Van Halen.
i touch myself -- the divinyls
i wanna be your lover, when doves cry, let's go crazy, kiss, theives in the temple, cream, if i was your girlfriend, sexy m.f., get off, soft and wet, -- all by prince (prince is great.)
madonna's got some great ones on the immaculate collection -- like a virgin, la isla bonita, vogue, justify my love, songs on the erotica album...

i'm sure i'll think of some more as the night goes on. you can always turn most any song into a fun song. if you're good, he won't even know there's a song playing. ;)

*Fuxx Burger*

02-12-2006, 08:42 PM

Thanks :D
I've got a list of songs, but I was just curious to see what others use.

Although I got my horoscope the other day that told me My humps is not a good romantic song :(

Thorn Bird

02-12-2006, 08:43 PM

well, let us all know what songs you...er, your FRIEND, like.

*Fuxx Burger*

02-12-2006, 08:46 PM

I told my uh, friend to get her uh, husband, to dance to "PONY" by Genuine... :lol:

JJ Lady

02-12-2006, 08:52 PM

Thanks :D
I've got a list of songs, but I was just curious to see what others use.

Although I got my horoscope the other day that told me My humps is not a good romantic song :(
Seruiously. Check out EVerything but the Girl and Portishead

*Fuxx Burger*

02-12-2006, 09:02 PM

I will thanks :D

ERage

02-12-2006, 09:31 PM

Seruiously. Check out EVerything but the Girl and Portishead

Quoted for truth.

Also, as a guy...I think the best music is what the dancer likes. If the dancer likes (and is comfortable with) the music then the show will turn out a lot better because the dancer will get into it which is what it is all about.....um, that is just what a friend told me anyways. :shifty:

Sp`ange

02-12-2006, 10:22 PM

Seruiously. Check out EVerything but the Girl and Portishead

As much as I love Portishead, that ain't strip music.

JJ Lady

02-12-2006, 10:26 PM

As much as I love Portishead, that ain't strip music.

Ummm..ok...maybe you are missing something...

KNYTE

02-12-2006, 10:36 PM

I went to a strip club in Vegas once, but they wouldn't let me in because I was only 20.5, true story.

Sp`ange

02-12-2006, 11:13 PM

Ummm..ok...maybe you are missing something...

you can't be serious. portishead is waaaaay to dark for stripping.

Glory box

I'm so tired of playing,
Playing with this bow and arrow,
Gonna give my heart away,
Leave it to the other girls to play,
For I've been a temptress too long.

Hmm just,
Give me a reason to love you,
Give me a reason to be,
A woman,
I just wanna be a woman.

From this time, unchained,
We’re all looking at a different picture,
Through this new frame of mind,
A thousand flowers could bloom,
Move over, and give us some room.

Yeah,
Give me a reason to love you,
Give me a reason to be,
A woman,
I just want to be a woman.

So don't you stop, being a man,
Just take a little look from our side when you can,
Sow a little tenderness,
No matter if you cry.

Give me a reason to love you,
Give me a reason to be,
A woman,
It's all I wanna be is all woman.

For this is the beginning of forever and ever,
It's time to move over ,
So I want to be.

I'm so tired of playing,
Playing with this bow and arrow,
Gonna give my heart away,
Leave it to the other girls to play.
For I've been a temptress too long.

Hmm just,
Give me a reason to love you.

reverendsaintjay

02-12-2006, 11:31 PM

The absolute A-1 song to strip to is 'Nasty Girl' by Vanity 6. It was even featured in the topless bar scene in Beverly Hills Cop.

Yes, I have danced to it, so what?

Onnotangu

02-13-2006, 01:34 AM

i've had it done for me and I loved it.
it brings wonderful memories back to me..

oh Mango....

Candy

02-13-2006, 10:38 AM

None of you guys really answered the questions.

I plead the fifth on all, for a few reasons.

1. If I HAVE done it, the dogs have definatly seen it

2. I probably don't remember it.

Having said that, if I WERE to do it again in the future, it would be more of a dry hump session to "As the Rush Comes" or some shit like that because I CAN"T DANCE!

EDIT: Shawn usually remembers stuff like that and with my luck I'd come walking out in mismatched stilletto's and fall.

b_sinning

02-13-2006, 10:48 AM

I was engaged to a stripper at one time. A sexy girl dancing seductivily and slow removing her clothes is always a good thing. It's like somone slowly unwrapping a present for you.

*Fuxx Burger*

02-13-2006, 11:07 AM

The absolute A-1 song to strip to is 'Nasty Girl' by Vanity 6. It was even featured in the topless bar scene in Beverly Hills Cop.

Yes, I have danced to it, so what?
I'll tell um, her to check it out.... yea.... her....

HydroSqueegee

02-13-2006, 11:11 AM

stripping is kinda meh.

now cooking me dinner on the other hand... :drool:

kiwi

02-13-2006, 11:11 AM

Yes, but I haven't added music yet. I'll have to check out the suggestions.

InnerMuse

02-13-2006, 11:36 AM

As much as I love Portishead, that ain't strip music.

I've heard a couple Portishead songs I'd like to strip to. Thanks JJ. The CD you gave me years ago is awesome!

InnerMuse

02-13-2006, 11:41 AM

OOhh, heres a good one. Free your Mind - En Vogue. I have always loved that one. It's so powerful.

KNYTE

02-13-2006, 12:11 PM

OOhh, heres a good one. Free your Mind - En Vogue. I have always loved that one. It's so powerful.

:wtf:

bast_imret

02-13-2006, 12:36 PM

It depends, are you going for the slow and seductive striptease? Then go with the stuff like Enigma or Marvin Gaye. Are you going for the more stripclub style? Then go with the rockin Van Halen or more upbeat En Vogue song.

Enigma's Principles of Lust is a damn sexy song for the slow strip. Toni Braxton's You're Makin' Me High is another good upbeat one, the beat is very pronnounced and the lyrics are fitting to the situation.

*Fuxx Burger*

02-13-2006, 03:28 PM

Toni Braxton's You're Makin' Me HighNever thought about that one...

Galen

02-13-2006, 04:58 PM

Wouldn't it be a better idea to do it without music in the background?

Can't imagine something more horrible than some floppy-haired autistic twat's whinging filling the fjords of my brain while someone is trying to be arousing.

Onnotangu

02-13-2006, 06:46 PM

JJ Lady

02-13-2006, 07:50 PM

you can't be serious. portishead is waaaaay to dark for stripping.

Wait, so are you saying that I can't strip to that? Cause you are way wrong...

KNYTE

02-13-2006, 07:55 PM

Yes, but I haven't added music yet. I'll have to check out the suggestions.

I like where this is going.

Galen

02-13-2006, 08:08 PM

I remind you of that scene in the movie "True lies"

and music makes everything better.
I've never actually seen true lies fully, although it always seems to be on. I'll do my best to see it from now on.

Sp`ange

02-13-2006, 08:37 PM

Wait, so are you saying that I can't strip to that? Cause you are way wrong...

you can strip to the hokie pokie if you want. it doesn't mean that it is a good song to strip to. yes, portishead has a beat, but it's very dark music in any sense. It just makes nooo sense to want to strip to it.

kiwi

02-13-2006, 08:46 PM

I've never actually seen true lies fully, although it always seems to be on. I'll do my best to see it from now on.

Don't bother, it's stupid.

JJ Lady

02-13-2006, 08:51 PM

Sp`ange

02-13-2006, 09:00 PM

Its sensual...you wouldn't get it.:P

I don't think you get portishead.

bast_imret

02-13-2006, 09:33 PM

I don't think you get portishead.

just ignore the lyrics you silly head and enjoy the lady getting naked infront of you to the sultry music.

Osnap, forgot about the Dzihan and Kamien cd Freaks and Icons, there's a couple really good songs on there too.

JPatrick

02-13-2006, 09:35 PM

If a girls hot enough, she could strip to a slayer song for all Id give a crap.

JJ Lady

02-13-2006, 09:44 PM

I don't think you get portishead.

I do but I also get the music and the sultry voice. I have the ability to differentiate between the two.

ERage

02-13-2006, 10:43 PM

I think there is only one way to determine if portishead is a proper song, go ahead JJ, we're waiting. :boobies:

JPatrick

02-13-2006, 10:49 PM

I think there is only one way to determine if portishead is a proper song, go ahead JJ, we're waiting. :boobies:

I like the cut of your jib, son.

ERage

02-13-2006, 10:56 PM

I'm just saying what everyone else is thinking :D

And off topic and probably out of place: "Hey kids! I fucked your dad! Your old grampa too! Twice! :lol: Good stuff mister

eileenbunny

02-13-2006, 11:40 PM

I always liked the music from "From Dusk Till Dawn" when Selma Hayek dances. It's my favorite strip tease music. I think it's by Tito and the Tarantula.

bast_imret

02-14-2006, 03:01 AM

I always liked the music from "From Dusk Till Dawn" when Selma Hayek dances. It's my favorite strip tease music. I think it's by Tito and the Tarantula.

that it is. Good stuff on the desparado soundtrack too.

JPatrick

02-14-2006, 08:54 AM

I always liked the music from "From Dusk Till Dawn" when Selma Hayek dances. It's my favorite strip tease music. I think it's by Tito and the Tarantula.

Tito & Tarantula
Thats a :cool: album

Pandora

02-14-2006, 12:20 PM

you can strip to the hokie pokie if you want. it doesn't mean that it is a good song to strip to. yes, portishead has a beat, but it's very dark music in any sense. It just makes nooo sense to want to strip to it.

:lol: You forget who you're talking to. JJ would stip to the hokie pokie. Portishead just makes me wanna put on a pair of headphones and ignore the world for awhile. Kinda like Guster. Their music's kinda poppy and uptempo, but if you really listen to the lyrics...yeah...lyrics make a big difference. But 'sxcuse me while I kiss this guy...er sky. :fly:

b_sinning

02-14-2006, 01:18 PM

Just don't use anything like Khia - My Neck, My Back.

You could always go with old standards like Etta James - At last, Marvin Gaye - Lets Get It On, Sarah McLachlan - Possession, Van morrison - into the mystic, etc.

Newer stuff like Robbie Rivera - Girlfriend, Lustral - Everytime (A_Man_Called_Adam's_Balearic_Remix), etc.

And if you use En Vogue you need to use Don't let me go or Give him something he can feel.

bast_imret

02-14-2006, 01:28 PM

Just don't use anything like Khia - My Neck, My Back.

You could always go with old standards like Etta James - At last, Marvin Gaye - Lets Get It On, Sarah McLachlan - Possession, Van morrison - into the mystic, etc.

Once again, it all comes down to the feel you are going for. The more dirty, slutty lapdance striptease, or the more refined, sultry and seductive striptease. Both of which are AWSOME!

And if you use En Vogue you need to use Give him something he can feel.

ooh, yea, that's a good one too. Gotta have the long satin gloves for that one.

b_sinning

02-14-2006, 01:39 PM

Sounds like bast and I need to go to the titty club.

I mean Church. Love That Jesus. Walking on water is cool.

bast_imret

02-14-2006, 01:58 PM

Sounds like bast and I need to go to the titty club.

I mean Church. Love That Jesus. Walking on water is cool.

According to the Book of JJ, it has to be 3 or more people and I'm good to go! (Yes, she counts as 1) :fly: