View Full Version : office pranks.. why do they start
inline4
02-09-2006, 01:59 PM
So i tend to collect my empty soda cans on my filing cabinet and starting yesterday someone thought it'd be funny to stack them up in front of my monitors.
yes.. funny the first time
not funny the 4th time in a day.
and 2 times today..
I came in this morning to all my cables being unplugged from my computer.. :lol: come up with something more original people..
Have any suggestions on retaliation. I think i'm about to start a war seeing as i dont know who it is and there are alot of suspects.. I'm going to start pranking everyone.
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This is a friend of mine knocking them down. This causes the whole office to clap loudly.. its humurous
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this is me returning the favor to someone i thought was doing it..
he wasn't but thought it was funny non the less.
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ChikkenNoodul
02-09-2006, 02:08 PM
roadkill on top of the cieling tile over their desk is always good
itburnswhenipee
02-09-2006, 02:10 PM
goatse wallpaper and locked down desktop.
Coqui
02-09-2006, 02:10 PM
Remove all but one screw on their char
Throw your empty soda cans away dirtball.
ERage
02-09-2006, 02:19 PM
Cover their desk in diesel and set it on fire. then dance around it laughing hysterically while throwing in balls of paper and fanning the flames with file folders.
JPatrick
02-09-2006, 02:20 PM
Why do you drink diet soda, fag?
Its not like you have an ounce of fat on you.
PS- diet sodas are for girls!
Thorn Bird
02-09-2006, 02:22 PM
are you sure someone's using a fun way to tell you to throw them away? of course, it seems like this could be a routine office prank now.
bast_imret
02-09-2006, 02:55 PM
I work in a paper mill as most of you know, making toilet paper (amongst other fine products) and one day I took a few rolls of TP and wrapped every item in a co-workers office in it. Not just TPed, I'm talking mummified. Monitor, chair, stapler, phone, pen, the whole nine yards. Didn't get to see his reaction, though I'm sure it was funny.
Random Fact: I'm posting from the toilet.
Sarcasmo
02-09-2006, 03:15 PM
roadkill on top of the cieling tile over their desk is always good
:lol: :lol:
Pandora
02-09-2006, 03:19 PM
Someone's prolly trying to tell you to throw your crap away, but they just wanna be nice about it. Or maybe they think the cans look prettier there? Or maybe they know that you're a slacker and don't really need to see your monitors anyway since you don't ever do any real work around there. Okay maybe I'm just thinking of some of my coworkers now... :thrawn:
eileenbunny
02-09-2006, 03:20 PM
fill the cubicles with balloons or styrofoam packing peanuts
Once we taped my bosses chair to the ceiling, that was fun.
fill the cubicles with balloons or styrofoam packing peanuts
Once we taped my bosses chair to the ceiling, that was fun.
What kind of 100mph duct tape did you use for that?
Bubbles
02-09-2006, 04:53 PM
What kind of 100mph duct tape did you use for that?
same kind kiwi's bringing to tape me to the ceiling
Sp`ange
02-09-2006, 05:29 PM
burn your co-workers' desk. that'd teach 'em.
KNYTE
02-09-2006, 05:46 PM
burn your co-workers' spouse or significant other. that'd teach 'em.
fixt for pwnitivityness
ERage
02-09-2006, 05:57 PM
bang your co-workers' spouse or significant other. that'd teach 'em.
fixt for pwnitivityness++
kotzbrocken
02-09-2006, 06:56 PM
This is messy, but.....
Tape the entrance to their cube, and if you're nice, cover the important stuff inside with plastic. Then fill the entire cub with styrofoam peanuts. That should teach 'em.
JJ Lady
02-09-2006, 11:28 PM
I think I already said that my IT guy likes to tie those pull fireworks to the keyboard drawers so it scares people when they go off.
ChikkenNoodul
02-10-2006, 10:34 AM
film your co-workers' spouse or significant other banging their pet while wearing a clown costume. that'd teach 'em.
fixt for pwnitivityness++
Sarcasmo
02-10-2006, 11:00 AM
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ChikkenNoodul
02-10-2006, 11:24 AM
Ooh, that Chia keyboard gives me an idea
Put that invisible dye all over someone's keyboard that turns bright purple on the skin
BeerAd
02-10-2006, 03:05 PM
This is what we did last year for my co-workers bday, it didnt take as long as you think. Those are all post-its, lets say it took him a whillllle to get them all off. The trick is you gotta put the in opposite directions so they cannot be pealed off in a strip, lol!
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inline4
02-10-2006, 03:16 PM
This is what we did last year for my co-workers bday, it didnt take as long as you think. Those are all post-its, lets say it took him a whillllle to get them all off. The trick is you gotta put the in opposite directions so they cannot be pealed off in a strip, lol!
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thats..
thats...
thats fantastic..
Teach me master.
BeerAd
02-10-2006, 03:26 PM
thats..
thats...
thats fantastic..
Teach me master.
Well there is another one but it involves a very very very messy clean up.
1. Go to any pet store and pick up a couple dozen crickets
2a. Wait till they come to work and put there keys down
2b. Steal keys
3. Insert crickets into car
4. Wait until the noise at night "drives" them completely insane, pun intended
***NOTE*** they will never have that "new car" smell again
kotzbrocken
02-10-2006, 03:48 PM
Well there is another one but it involves a very very very messy clean up.
1. Go to any pet store and pick up a couple dozen crickets
2a. Wait till they come to work and put there keys down
2b. Steal keys
3. Insert crickets into car
4. Wait until the noise at night "drives" them completely insane, pun intended
***NOTE*** they will never have that "new car" smell again
I would kill anyone who did this to me.
BeerAd
02-10-2006, 04:08 PM
I would kill anyone who did this to me.
That seems to be the normal reaction
inline4
02-10-2006, 04:56 PM
Well there is another one but it involves a very very very messy clean up.
1. Go to any pet store and pick up a couple dozen crickets
2a. Wait till they come to work and put there keys down
2b. Steal keys
3. Insert crickets into car
4. Wait until the noise at night "drives" them completely insane, pun intended
***NOTE*** they will never have that "new car" smell again
this may be good for my ex
:shifty:
shawndavid
02-10-2006, 07:57 PM
Take the top off of a can of tuna and duct tape the can to the bottom of the desk's surface. It may take a day or two, but it'll take them a while to figure out what stinks.
Also, I'm sure one of the guys working there has a girlfriend with a Miata. You could park yours at some dudes house and tell him it's his girl's.
Onnotangu
02-12-2006, 05:07 AM
i like the tin foiling of the whole cube
or for simple fun. put clear tape on the bottom of all mice(the pc kind) right over the rollers.
or simply superglue the ball
rearranging the keys on the keyboard aways works. best with vowels.
calling the support desk posing as that person and change thier password.
BeerAd
02-13-2006, 01:41 PM
Take the top off of a can of tuna and duct tape the can to the bottom of the desk's surface. It may take a day or two, but it'll take them a while to figure out what stinks.
Also, I'm sure one of the guys working there has a girlfriend with a Miata. You could park yours at some dudes house and tell him it's his girl's.
We found out that if you do the same thing to there cell phone it is quite funny too. Keep calling them and they will continue to look through there piles of paper work for the missing phone. simple but quite funny especially if it is on vibrate cause it will still sound and feel like it is on the desk
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