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itburnswhenipee
02-09-2006, 07:27 AM
This link goes to some guy's blog. This guy had a vision. He wanted to create the longest poop possible. Twenty-six feet of continuous turd-- the length of the human large intestine. He apparently consulted nutritionists, went on a super high fiber crash diet, and fitted himself with a plug, which he apparently wore for a whole week, to prevent the premature expulsion of his work.

The images are small and poor quality but still marginally NSFW.

http://intermaweb.net/index.php/2005/10/29/world-record-4-peristaltic-action/
w_a_w
02-09-2006, 08:34 AM
:wtf: NSFW
http://www.fandango.net/polaroid/POOP.gif
Onnotangu
02-09-2006, 09:39 AM
not clicking that....till later
fly
02-09-2006, 09:42 AM
No. Fucking. Way.

this could be the best thread I have ever read. The dude put in a butt plug and then shit a huge turd. :cool:
JPatrick
02-09-2006, 09:44 AM
That is one mighty poo.
Sp`ange
02-09-2006, 10:17 AM
yeah, I saw that earlier and thought, "another fucker gettin' paid to do some stupid shit."


pun intended
inline4
02-09-2006, 10:26 AM
i fapped
itburnswhenipee
02-09-2006, 10:32 AM
The 'main event' was conducted in a high school bowling alley. I can't imagine how this was pitched to the school administration.

"So you see, my goal is to stream a continuous twenty-six feet of shit out of my ass and your bowling alley is the only place big enough."
elpmis
02-09-2006, 10:36 AM
FUCKING AWESOME
ChikkenNoodul
02-09-2006, 10:55 AM
I could see that as a new bigtop act for Ringling Brothers
w_a_w
02-09-2006, 10:59 AM
I could see that as a new bigtop act for Ringling Brothers

they'd have to employ several people if it takes a week at a time to "save up" for the big show
ChikkenNoodul
02-09-2006, 11:03 AM
they'd have to employ several people if it takes a week at a time to "save up" for the big show
Just picture eleven midgets on unicycles with specially designed seats laying cable replete with glitter in complex patterns
ERage
02-09-2006, 01:50 PM
The 'main event' was conducted in a high school bowling alley. I can't imagine how this was pitched to the school administration.

"So you see, my goal is to stream a continuous twenty-six feet of shit out of my ass and your bowling alley is the only place big enough."

Easy: The guy explained his situation to the principal. Afterwards, he gave the principle 2 options, he could pull out the plug in his office, drop the unholy log and then leave, or pull the plug on the bowling alley and clean it up when he was done. What would be your decision?














Yeah, I chose in the office too
Sarcasmo
02-09-2006, 03:33 PM
And people say I have problems...
fly
02-09-2006, 03:46 PM
I really cant wear a buttplug for more than a day before it get uncomfortable. :hs:
JPatrick
02-09-2006, 03:49 PM
Id be scurrd to plug my pooper for that long.
I mean, what if that shit backed up and started coming out his nose or something?
Sarcasmo
02-09-2006, 03:56 PM
Id be scurrd to plug my pooper for that long.
I mean, what if that shit backed up and started coming out his nose or something?


Impacted colon FTW
itburnswhenipee
02-09-2006, 08:12 PM
Seems to be fake. Oh well.

http://www.villagevoice.com/news/9849,carr,1846,4.html
mikey
02-12-2006, 03:55 AM
http://www.uselessforums.com/showpost.php?p=221831&postcount=128

the poo was so long i found out about it in cleveland before he finishedin cinncinati