Saturday Night Fever

[ERage]

So did anyone else do anything else exciting last night? bast, JJ, blondie, & myself went to thunderbolt for some Thai food (Kao) to celebrate JJ's decent into managerhood. JJ got some HOT Thai lovin for her mouth. Later we went to Johnny Rockets for some Shakes but bast insisted on ordering the apple pie covered in melted chedder. He was so hot for the cheese that the waiter gave him a to go box with just chedder in it. :drool:

Afterwards we stopped in Sunset Novelties and vibrators were to be had by all before the night was over. Well, by all girls. Bast kept trying to buy a double anal dildo with me and convince the clerk that he was going to anally rape me on the block of sex foam that they were selling.

Later on at our house bast was still so hot for that cheese that he was sporting a huge bone. Our golden retriever, Cody, got turned on and well...be warned: inside this spoiler is hot dog on bast's bone action.

Content: What did you do last night? What do you plan to do tonight for Super Bowl?



Bast getting some lovin from Cody.

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As you can see Cody won.

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And a random pic of the girls because everyone likes hot chics.

http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/thegirls.JPG

[bast_imret]

Dude, that was not just any cheese, that was fucking Tillamook Cheddar. Whole damn to-go box full. Babaganoush rocks!

And yea, Cody might have won the bone, but as you can tell by the white on his face, he wasn't the only winner. He likes it IN THE EYE! :fly:

Actually, the double anal dildo was going to be a present for Fly at the meet, for use with Drool. It's like the antithesis of the docking tube.

BTW: JJ looks cuet in her hat, no? Blondie is making a kind of funny face tho, she looks much better than that IRL. But damn she's got a fine looking pussy!
































Oh you sick fucks, I was talking about her cat, Cookie! I mean look at her sitting there between them! So cuet!












































That cat was the best fuck I've ever had.

[ERage]

I'm just wondering why both girls have their hands in their crotches in that pic. :confused: :lol:

[Sp`ange]

Pandora & theac made us dinner and crepes. The girls played DDR and theac and I totally rocked out playin' Guitar Hero.

[bast_imret]

Pandora & theac made us dinner and crepes. The girls played DDR and theac and I totally rocked out playin' Guitar Hero.


Thai food + Apple Pie w/ Tillamook + Sex Shoppe > that :P

[F33nX1080i]

holy shit bast, that's a huge bone!!!!! :omy:

we had a nice semi-dry riesling and played video games all night. sadly, our attempts to resurrect my ddr hard pad were in vain, so i'm gonna switch to a soft for a while and totally disembowel my hard pad to see if i can spot the problem (other than warping).

[JJ Lady]

I'm just wondering why both girls have their hands in their crotches in that pic. :confused: :lol:
It was cold...yeah...that was it :shifty:

Pandora & theac made us dinner and crepes. The girls played DDR and theac and I totally rocked out playin' Guitar Hero.
Sounds cool. All 8 of us need to get together sometime

[kiwi]

We bought Knyte pants.

[Pandora]

Pandora & theac made us dinner and crepes. The girls played DDR and theac and I totally rocked out playin' Guitar Hero.
Thorn single handedly proved that white girls CAN jump! :fly: But you boys weren't the only Guitar Heros. Spangette was a total natural!

[bast_imret]

We bought Knyte pants.

You mean shorts?

:fly:

[kiwi]

You mean shorts?

:fly:

Hey, they work as pants for him and usually cost less. :fly:

[Sp`ange]

Thorn single handedly proved that white girls CAN jump! :fly: But you boys weren't the only Guitar Heros. Spangette was a total natural!


true true. where are the pics?

[JJ Lady]

true true. where are the pics?

Pandora owes us lots of pics :P

[Pandora]

http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/guitar009.jpg
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[Thorn Bird]

:fly: that's my girl. :fly:

[Sp`ange]

:fly: that's my girl. :fly:

which one?

[b_sinning]

Koa is about a mile from my house if that far.

[inline4]

i went to a strip club on Friday night
i dont like strip clubs.. but.. my co-workers were going and it was fun

saturday, i visited my parent folk and later on got a flat tire

Its weird not having a spare tire when you have a flat tire. Not fun at all, and then the 200 bux you have to spend to get a new tire.. :(

sunday.. slept in.. SUPERBOWL.. (craptastic by the way)

that that

[ChikkenNoodul]

Saturday night some new friends of ours had us over for dinner at their place, the dude is an awesome cook :drool:

And his wife works for a wine importer :hi2u:

Sunday we cleaned since we're never actually at the apartment over the weekends, and then watched The Cave

[elpmis]

hahah theac has to stand while he plays guitar hero, that's hilarious

[w_a_w]

http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/guitar009.jpg
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ahahahah...omg that's sooo gay :fly:
I thought you used real guitars in that game??? that's the 1st I've seen it in action :lol:

[ERage]

That is what intense focus looks like. Those boys are in the ZONE BABY. JJ wanted to play the guitar hero display at Best Buy but two 8 year olds wouldn't give it up. :fly:

[JPatrick]

:fly:

http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/20051104h.jpg

[Sarcasmo]

That guitar game looks.....odd.

What do you do? What's the object? Play along with someone on the screen?

[ERage]

it's like DDR but with a guitar shaped interface. you have a switch that represents strumming the strings and then you hold one or many of the colored fretboard buttons according to the timing of what's happening on screen. It's actually pretty hard if you aren't coordinated that way.

Edit: Here's a link to a screen shot.

http://img.gamespot.com/gamespot/images/2005/284/reviews/928520_20051012_screen004.jpg

[Sarcasmo]

Hilarious! I would love to see someone like Keith Richards playing that.

[ERage]

Keith Richards playing guitar hero for the Super Bowl halftime show ftw.

[elpmis]

:sigh: unfortunately your boy elpmis is nerdier than those two rocking out on Guitar Hero. I've beaten the game completely :( Even all the songs on expert :(

[ERage]

:sigh: unfortunately your boy elpmis is nerdier than those two rocking out on Guitar Hero. I've beaten the game completely :( Even all the songs on expert :(

Just shut up and make love to me :heart:

[w_a_w]

:sigh: unfortunately your boy elpmis is nerdier than those two rocking out on Guitar Hero. I've beaten the game completely :( Even all the songs on expert :(


but at least in DDR you are actually dancing...this is like playing a guitar with 1 string and only 5 frets ffs :lol:

[KNYTE]

Keith Richards playing guitar hero for the Super Bowl halftime show ftw.

Who won anyway?

[Sarcasmo]

Pittsburgh, though I didn't watch the game. Or care.

[Thorn Bird]

Who won anyway?


it was NOT the halftime show. i respect rolling stones and all, but let someone else have the stage.

[Thorn Bird]

Pittsburgh, though I didn't watch the game. Or care.


i didn't care, but it was a good game...they kept it going till the last three seconds.

[ERage]

it was NOT the halftime show. i respect rolling stones and all, but let someone else have the stage.

The game kind of sucked, the halftime show really sucked. whaddyagonnado :rolleyes:

[KNYTE]

...Or care...

Same here. I asked more out of general curiosity than anything else. Professional sports (for the most part) bore me to watch.

[Thorn Bird]

The game kind of sucked, the halftime show really sucked. whaddyagonnado :rolleyes:


the game was not that bad! sub in a team or two you care about...

[elpmis]

but at least in DDR you are actually dancing...this is like playing a guitar with 1 string and only 5 frets ffs :lol:
I haven't played DDR, so I can't comment, but I can and will say that guitar hero is amazing

[ChikkenNoodul]

Same here. I asked more out of general curiosity than anything else. Professional sports (for the most part) bore me to watch.
Thank the maker I'm not the only one, I'd rather work on the house :P

Of course, _I_ don't need any excuses like a 'big game' to drink excessive amounts of beer

[Pandora]

Oh yeah, the Superbowl was on yesterday... such a shame that I missed it....

[Bubbles]

Friday night I did nothing.

Saturday night I went to my ex's house and did nothing.

Sunday I went to a superbowl party with my ex at one of his work friend's houses. We left during halftime and had a hellacious fight. I spent the second half of the game calling my mom to come pick me up and drive me all the way back to the craptastic party so that I could get my poor forgotten purse, so I could get my keys, so I could get my car off the ex's property in a timely manner. Then I went to a pool hall and drank stoli and played 9-ball.

[Sarcasmo]

Friday night I did nothing.

Saturday night I went to my ex's house and did nothing.

Sunday I went to a superbowl party with my ex at one of his work friend's houses. We left during halftime and had a hellacious fight. I spent the second half of the game calling my mom to come pick me up and drive me all the way back to the craptastic party so that I could get my poor forgotten purse, so I could get my keys, so I could get my car off the ex's property in a timely manner. Then I went to a pool hall and drank stoli and played 9-ball.

Ouch.

Exes kick ass.

What was the deal with all that?

[Bubbles]

Ouch.

Exes kick ass.

What was the deal with all that?

ugh, I'm so over all of it. Apparently we can't even be friends. He's just selfish and refuses to see any other side of an argument - it's only his way, how he feels, and who pissed him off. Oh well, we were getting along so well recently that I worried what he might do when I don't answer my phone for an entire weekend - dont have to worry about that now.

[Sarcasmo]

Do you think he wants you back?

[Bubbles]

Do you think he wants you back?

God no!

[Sarcasmo]

God no!


Oh I wasn't sure if maybe it was a jealousy fight or something. I don't know what you guys were fighting about. So he doesn't like you at all? Why have you been spending so much time together, or rather getting along "so well" as you put it if he doesn't like you?

I'm so nosy.

[Bubbles]

Oh I wasn't sure if maybe it was a jealousy fight or something. I don't know what you guys were fighting about. So he doesn't like you at all? Why have you been spending so much time together, or rather getting along "so well" as you put it if he doesn't like you?

I'm so nosy.

We're friends. Quite good friends most of the time. His dog is like my child and his cats are always so happy to see me and I don't have a tv.....so it was working for us to just hang out like friends.
The fight was because he didn't think I had a good time at his friend's party AND at one point he hugged me around my head and broke my hair clip and said that if he'd have known it was that easy to break my neck he would have done it a long time ago....I said you don't want me laying in a bed next to your grandmother (who has a fractured spine right now) Apparently that was a real bitchy thing to say....I thought I was joking and didn't think it was that big of a deal.

[Sarcasmo]

He sounds moody and melodramatic if you ask me.

I have a friend like that. I'll say something harmless and sarcastic and she'll start by picking at it a little like a scab. Just little comments under her breath over and over, unable to stop herself. Then she'll poke at it more and more until it bleeds and pretty soon it completely snowballs out of control until finally my only recourse is to throw her out in front of a truck. She's bipolar and overanalytical. That's medical jargon for "annoying as fuck."

[elpmis]

She's bipolar and overanalytical.
Most annoying type person on the planet. Better off dead imho. The only people worse than that are the type of people that think that everything they own and do is better than what you own or do.

[w_a_w]

He sounds moody and melodramatic if you ask me.

I have a friend like that. I'll say something harmless and sarcastic and she'll start by picking at it a little like a scab. Just little comments under her breath over and over, unable to stop herself. Then she'll poke at it more and more until it bleeds and pretty soon it completely snowballs out of control until finally my only recourse is to throw her out in front of a truck. She's bipolar and overanalytical. That's medical jargon for "annoying as fuck."

omg, you know my ex? :eek:

[CletusJones]

Most annoying type person on the planet. Better off dead imho. The only people worse than that are the type of people that think that everything they own and do is better than what you own or do.
i hate those people too. i have a friend who does that.

[taeric]

i hate those people too. i have a friend who does that.

I have several friends that do that. I think I used to let it bother me, but then I just started taking it as those people having pride in what they bought. I can handle that.

[JJ Lady]

That is what intense focus looks like. Those boys are in the ZONE BABY. JJ wanted to play the guitar hero display at Best Buy but two 8 year olds wouldn't give it up. :fly:

They were so mean :(

it was NOT the halftime show. i respect rolling stones and all, but let someone else have the stage.

I turned to Blondie when they started playing and said "This is what it looks like when death rocks"

[ERage]

A. They were so mean :(



B. I turned to Blondie when they started playing and said "This is what it looks like when death rocks"

A. I offered to kick their ass for you (I totally could have taken those kids)

B. Come on baby (don't fear the reaper)
Baby take my hand (don't fear the reaper)
We'll be able to fly (don't fear the reaper)
Baby I'm your man
La-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la-la

[Candy]

We're friends. Quite good friends most of the time. His dog is like my child and his cats are always so happy to see me and I don't have a tv.....so it was working for us to just hang out like friends.
The fight was because he didn't think I had a good time at his friend's party AND at one point he hugged me around my head and broke my hair clip and said that if he'd have known it was that easy to break my neck he would have done it a long time ago....I said you don't want me laying in a bed next to your grandmother (who has a fractured spine right now) Apparently that was a real bitchy thing to say....I thought I was joking and didn't think it was that big of a deal.

You know you were having a crappy time and didn't want to admit it :fly:

He called Shawn when you were going from one party to the next, this must have been after? Damn, I don't talk to you for one day and I'm completely out of the loop.

[Candy]

Saturday night was VERY exciting fo rus as well; Dinner with Shawn's mom, some rum and the Ultimate Fighting Championship which resulted in me getting too drunk to go to class on Sunday.

Sunday morning Shawn pressure washed the roof with this machine that looks like a floor buffer (we are prepping the house for a new paint job next week) and I cleaned and did laundry. He washed the cars and then we took the convertible out for a ride and a Bloody Mary (the weather was absolutly fabulous)

If all goes well the house will be painted before you all arrive for the party on Saturday night (we made sure to tell our painter this is our timeframe) but he made us no promises.

Superbowl was boring and uneventful.

[Bubbles]

You know you were having a crappy time and didn't want to admit it :fly:

He called Shawn when you were going from one party to the next, this must have been after? Damn, I don't talk to you for one day and I'm completely out of the loop.

I wasn't uber excited to be there when I was supposed to be at Greek's with mah friends, but I didn't have a bad time. And he called Shawn while I was in the car.

[Onnotangu]

went to multiple parties for the game. went to the strip club. and then helped a friend of mine shhot some footage for his local access cable show.

[ERage]

went to multiple parties for the game. went to the strip club. and then helped a friend of mine shhot some footage for his local access cable show.

Does said local access cable program contain strippers from the earlier club visit?
If answer = yes then
post pics or link
else
WHY THE HELL NOT????
end if

:D

[Onnotangu]

Does said local access cable program contain strippers from the earlier club visit?
If answer = yes then
post pics or link
else
WHY THE HELL NOT????
end if

:D

no but show contains local rap artists. and we all know how those rappers like the jingling booties.

so i get to meet video hoes.:D

[shawndavid]

Well, given the low percentage of elderly who fair well after accidents such as hers I think I'd have been pretty pissed by a reference to something like that as well. While maybe not as malintended as it was taken it was a pretty abrasive remark to make at a party where it had probably been temporarily forgotten.

[shawndavid]

This one's for you...


http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/Crazy.jpg

[bast_imret]

went to multiple parties for the game. went to the strip club. and then helped a friend of mine shhot some footage for his local access cable show.


Party on Wayne.

[JPatrick]

Excellent!