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JPatrick
02-03-2006, 02:22 PM
You cant make shit like this up folks:



Bid to smuggle out cockle spat foiled

SITIAWAN: Kampung Acheh marine police foiled an attempt to smuggle out cockle spat from a fishermen’s jetty in Manjung on Wednesday morning.

Base commanding officer Deputy Superintendent Salehuddin Mat Zaman said police moved in following a tip-off.

“A 40-year-old man was arrested and police found 200kg of cockle spat in his lorry,” he said, adding that the suspect was out on bail and the matter would be investigated under the Fisheries Act 1985.

DSP Salehuddin told a news conference at the base yesterday that greed was the reason for the activity.

“The market value for 1kg of cockle spat is RM12 if sold locally, but if exported to neighbouring countries it can go up to as high as RM80,” he added.

He appealed to fishermen in Pantai Lekir and Pantai Pasir Panjang to always follow the law and not to take short cuts to reap profits.

“Their actions will cause a shortage of cockle spat locally.” On another matter, DSP Salehuddin said there was an increase in the number of cases recorded by marine police last year compared with 2004.

“Last year, marine police recorded 47 cases while in 2004, there were only 15 cases,” he said, adding that the highest seizure last year was cigarettes, fireworks and liquor worth more than RM1mil.



So, I guess my question here is, wtf is cockle spat?

fly
02-03-2006, 02:24 PM
what i wouldn't do for 200kg of cockle spat. omfg :drool:

Anyone up to it during the meat?

F33nX1080i
02-03-2006, 02:24 PM
google it you dork :lol:

edit: i've been cockle spat blocked!!!
http://www.arkive.org/media/C47C640E-4D7F-4A4B-8DAA-8B8F3C81372C/Presentation.Medium/picture.jpg

Desslock
02-03-2006, 02:26 PM
I'm working on producing some cockle spat right now.:fly46: :sucky:

JPatrick
02-03-2006, 02:26 PM
what i wouldn't do for 200kg of cockle spat. omfg :drool:

Anyone up to it during the meat?



I just wonder what he was gonna do with 200kg of cockle spat.

JPatrick
02-03-2006, 02:27 PM
Maybe he was trying to get his smoothie business started.

fly
02-03-2006, 02:32 PM
I just wonder what he was gonna do with 200kg of cockle spat.
I dunno, but I got a sock at home thats well on its way to 200kg...

JPatrick
02-03-2006, 02:35 PM
This thread needs one of these:

http://uselessforums.com/files/100305/hayguyz2.gif

Sarcasmo
02-03-2006, 02:36 PM
I admit that cockle spat sounds better than "bivalve mollusk progeny".

theacoustician
02-03-2006, 02:38 PM
So basically, people use cockle spat like seeds for clams. Whoa.

CletusJones
02-03-2006, 02:49 PM
I admit that cockle spat sounds better than "bivalve mollusk progeny".
for sure. cockle spat sounds dirty and makes me feel naughty. "bivalve mollusk progeny" does nothing for me.

ChikkenNoodul
02-03-2006, 02:55 PM
Clam bukakke?

Desslock
02-03-2006, 02:57 PM
Clam bukakke?

Clam chowder?

CletusJones
02-03-2006, 03:02 PM
Clam chowder?
the white or the red?

ChikkenNoodul
02-03-2006, 03:03 PM
Clam chowder?
Clam jerky++

Bubbles
02-03-2006, 10:21 PM
I have a clam
:shifty:

JPatrick
02-03-2006, 10:27 PM
:lol:

Thorn Bird
02-03-2006, 10:37 PM
I have a clam
:shifty:


is it bearded?

Bubbles
02-03-2006, 10:38 PM
is it bearded?

nope.....is yours? :fly:

Thorn Bird
02-03-2006, 10:38 PM
nope.....is yours? :fly:


:oook:

JPatrick
02-03-2006, 10:44 PM
I like the direction this thread has taken.

Sarcasmo
02-03-2006, 10:46 PM
I have a clam too.

Bubbles
02-03-2006, 10:47 PM
I have a clam too.

:pics:

Sarcasmo
02-03-2006, 10:50 PM
http://www.jeffreymate.com/plasticbrian/beachbri2.jpg

Bubbles
02-03-2006, 11:01 PM
:lol: wtf do you find this stuff

Sarcasmo
02-03-2006, 11:09 PM
http://www.clamnuts.com/clamland/CLAM%20LAND%201%20COL.jpg

JPatrick
02-03-2006, 11:20 PM
where the fuck did you find that comic?

ERage
02-03-2006, 11:32 PM
Pic source leads here, this link is okay but some of the places therein are NWS

http://www.clamnuts.com/comics.php

Sarcasmo
02-04-2006, 10:55 AM
where the fuck did you find that comic?


You've never read Clamland? I'm surprised. They talk about poop all the time. :fly:

ERage
02-04-2006, 12:22 PM
I'd never heard of it either, but I'm liking it

Onnotangu
02-04-2006, 12:24 PM
I have a clam
:shifty:
pics!