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smileynev
10-04-2004, 02:45 PM
..carry a knife around with you, in the dark, when your penis is out.

http://www.alertnet.org/thenews/newsdesk/L04586293.htm
Fat Burger
10-04-2004, 02:46 PM
The dude had feathers on his penis, or what?
JPatrick
10-04-2004, 02:47 PM
what the holy hell?
How the fuck do you mistake your penis for anything but your penis?
fly
10-04-2004, 02:50 PM
what the holy hell?
How the fuck do you mistake your penis for anything but your penis?

I once mistook mine for a needle.
smileynev
10-04-2004, 03:00 PM
I once mistook mine for a needle.

So did I... :mad:
ChikkenNoodul
10-04-2004, 03:02 PM
what the holy hell?
How the fuck do you mistake your penis for anything but your penis?I thought mine was an IRS agent.
JPatrick
10-04-2004, 03:03 PM
Maybe mines just way bigger than the rest of yours, cuz when my wangers out, I know about it wether theres a chicken in the vacinity or not
smileynev
10-04-2004, 03:05 PM
Maybe mines just way bigger than the rest of yours, cuz when my wangers out, I know about it wether theres a chicken in the vacinity or not

Yours is always out when a chicken's in the vicinity. Or a chikken for that matter.
JPatrick
10-04-2004, 03:06 PM
Yours is always out when a chicken's in the vicinity. Or a chikken for that matter.



right , but I wouldnt mistake it for the chicken, thats the difference
smileynev
10-04-2004, 03:08 PM
right , but I wouldnt mistake it for the chicken, thats the difference

Not even when its in the chicken?
fly
10-04-2004, 03:08 PM
right , but I wouldnt mistake it for the chicken, thats the difference

Even if it was in the chikken?
JPatrick
10-04-2004, 03:09 PM
wtf are you two dipshits sharing a brain today?
:p
ChikkenNoodul
10-04-2004, 03:11 PM
Even if it was in the chikken?

THERE WILL BE NO KNIVES COMING NEAR ME!



(Until properly sterilized)
jaxxor
05-18-2005, 04:36 PM
Maybe mines just way bigger than the rest of yours, cuz when my wangers out, I know about it...

I walked through the living room with a semi chub hanging out of the front of my PJ pants once.

Yes, my mom saw it.
theacoustician
05-18-2005, 04:37 PM
Stop bumping old threads, asshat
jaxxor
05-18-2005, 04:37 PM
Stop bumping old threads, asshat

and you'll stop me how exactly?
theacoustician
05-18-2005, 04:38 PM
and you'll stop me how exactly?
By sending you to PG, like I just did.
ChikkenNoodul
05-18-2005, 04:41 PM
:theaced:
elpmis
05-18-2005, 04:43 PM
do you think he'll see some ghosts to hunt in there?
OT > UF
05-18-2005, 05:07 PM
By sending you to PG, like I just did.


wash the sand out of your crotch :tard:
Millions
05-18-2005, 05:16 PM
what the holy hell?
How the f*ck do you mistake your p*nis for anything but your p*nis?

I once mistook mine for Hillary Clinton. We talked for an hour about foreign policy...in the end she pissed me off so I choked her and she threw up.

...true story.
zengoat
05-18-2005, 05:17 PM
wash the sand out of your crotch :tard:
*snort* :lol: *snort*
fly
05-18-2005, 05:18 PM
wash the sand out of your crotch :tard:
can i wash the sand out of yours? :hi2u:
theacoustician
05-18-2005, 05:19 PM
wash the sand out of your crotch :tard:are posting drunk as well?
ChikkenNoodul
05-18-2005, 05:20 PM
I once mistook mine for Hillary Clinton. We talked for an hour about foreign policy...in the end she pissed me off so I choked her and she threw up.

...true story.
I'm sorry, but that must be one ugleeeeeee penis
Millions
05-18-2005, 05:23 PM
I'm sorry, but that must be one ugleeeeeee p*nis

I was exceptionally high at the time.
ChikkenNoodul
05-18-2005, 05:25 PM
Why are you censoring? :fly:
ChikkenNoodul
05-18-2005, 05:25 PM
Well I guess that could explain it
zengoat
05-18-2005, 05:25 PM
I was exceptionally high at the time.
That's sick, you bleach your pubes blonde?
fly
05-18-2005, 05:28 PM
I'm sorry, but that must be one ugleeeeeee penis
Ugly enough to make it a lesbian...
April40
05-18-2005, 05:29 PM
LOL @ Jacks user name.

Edit: wait.. nm. :slap: Mistress Jack I mean.
ChikkenNoodul
05-18-2005, 05:34 PM
Ugly enough to make it a lesbian...
"Lesbian Penis" Sounds like a great band name
ChikkenNoodul
05-18-2005, 05:34 PM
I have to ride my motorcycle home in the rain! Yay!
fly
05-18-2005, 05:36 PM
I have to ride my motorcycle home in the rain! Yay!
Feels good at 80
ChikkenNoodul
05-18-2005, 05:38 PM
Feels good at 80
Some white haired dude in a brandy new Jaguar Vanden Plas, just backed up into a brandy new Caddy XLR TWICE!

I have to go check this out
Millions
05-18-2005, 05:41 PM
That's sick, you bleach your pubes blonde?

Of course not. I shave them. "No Bush."

It was Hillary's idea.
zengoat
05-18-2005, 05:43 PM
Of course not. I shave them. "No Bush."

It was Hillary's idea.
:lol:

I wonder how many women around here are republican and don't even realize it?
Millions
05-18-2005, 05:47 PM
:lol:

I wonder how many women around here are republican and don't even realize it?

I prefer girls who fall in the middle ground...

...they realize the advantages of Bush, but like to keep things under control.
fly
05-18-2005, 05:54 PM
Of course not. I shave them. "No Bush."

It was Hillary's idea.
BWAHAHAHA

shaved = democrat LOLOLOL
Pandora
05-19-2005, 10:40 AM
wash the sand out of your crotch :tard:
omy....what's with all the hate Ms. Mature? :wtf:
fly
05-19-2005, 10:40 AM
HOW WAS THE DRIVE CHIKKEN???
ChikkenNoodul
05-19-2005, 10:43 AM
I didn't get too wet, thank the maker for rain pants


But I do need windshield wipers on my helmet
jaxxor
05-19-2005, 10:46 AM
omy....what's with all the hate Ms. Mature? :wtf:


she's really sweet in real life :fly:
JPatrick
05-19-2005, 10:48 AM
I didn't get too wet, thank the maker for rain pants


But I do need windshield wipers on my helmet


Ridin in the rain sux
ChikkenNoodul
05-19-2005, 10:50 AM
Ridin in the rain sux
Better than ridin' the bus, or walking 7 miles
JPatrick
05-19-2005, 10:51 AM
Better than ridin' the bus, or walking 7 miles


Or a sharp stick in the eye.

but only marginally.
ChikkenNoodul
05-19-2005, 10:54 AM
Or a sharp stick in the eye.

but only marginally.
But I rather enjoy that :confused:




edit - OH, you said STICK heh
JPatrick
05-19-2005, 10:57 AM
But I rather enjoy that :confused:




edit - OH, you said STICK heh


:fly:

A buddy & me got caught in a down pour in new mexico once, we were in a valley, and a storm rolled in with a freakin scary crosswind and torrential downpour, and there was no place to hide. I think it took my drawers like 3 days to dry out after that:p
ChikkenNoodul
05-19-2005, 11:00 AM
:fly:

A buddy & me got caught in a down pour in new mexico once, we were in a valley, and a storm rolled in with a freakin scary crosswind and torrential downpour, and there was no place to hide. I think it took my drawers like 3 days to dry out after that:p
Goddamn

Luckily there's plenty of places to hide 'round here

In NH once it started to hail on us :fly: just tiny little pieces though
fly
05-19-2005, 11:07 AM
Goddamn

Luckily there's plenty of places to hide 'round here

In NH once it started to hail on us :fly: just tiny little pieces though
yikes
JPatrick
05-19-2005, 11:12 AM
Goddamn

Luckily there's plenty of places to hide 'round here

In NH once it started to hail on us :fly: just tiny little pieces though


ouch
hail @ 60mph = the lose
ChikkenNoodul
05-19-2005, 11:15 AM
ouch
hail @ 60mph = the lose
I couldn't even imagine :omy:

When it happened to us I was at a stoplight on a 30mph road
fly
05-19-2005, 11:16 AM
I couldn't even imagine :omy:

When it happened to us I was at a stoplight on a 30mph road
There is only 1 thing to do in that situation. LET HER DRIVE.
ChikkenNoodul
05-19-2005, 11:19 AM
There is only 1 thing to do in that situation. LET HER DRIVE.
Bahahahahahaha

"Honey? I think it's time to teach you how to ride."