View Full Version : People and their cats...
smileynev
03-30-2005, 12:10 PM
...http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0329051cat1.html
I swear, if some sort of feline disease tore through the cat population and zombified the whole lot of em I would have no problem blowing their little cat brains out.
Except for a few...:heart: Bane and Steve
And Boo and Pooky too.
w_a_w
03-30-2005, 12:12 PM
man, they charge alot for fake poo delivery!
BigDov
03-30-2005, 12:12 PM
Contacting a lawyer because of the harassment.... what a weiner
smileynev
03-30-2005, 12:13 PM
Contacting a lawyer because of the harassment.... what a weiner
He probably knows how cat owners can get and fears for his life. They are nearly as bad and could be quite possibly worse then the hardcore prolifers.
JPatrick
03-30-2005, 12:13 PM
I guess I wouldnt have thought of sending fake poo
I would have just gone and crapped on his porch for real and stuck the note in it for him to find.
F33nX1080i
03-30-2005, 12:14 PM
screw that, i'd start having feline cadavers delivered to his doorstep
ChikkenNoodul
03-30-2005, 12:14 PM
I'd like to see him have to get put to sleep after suffering a gunshot wound
smileynev
03-30-2005, 12:16 PM
I'd like to see him have to get put to sleep after suffering a gunshot wound
next time he's in your yard killing your birds and crapping in your sandbox, go ahead and pluck him with a 22.
JPatrick
03-30-2005, 12:17 PM
next time he's in your yard killing your birds and crapping in your sandbox, go ahead and pluck him with a 22.
For 2-legged vermin you get to use at least a .45.
BigDov
03-30-2005, 12:19 PM
For 2-legged vermin you get to use at least a .45.
That's really the only way to give them a sporting chance.
ChikkenNoodul
03-30-2005, 12:34 PM
next time he's in your yard killing your birds and crapping in your sandbox, go ahead and pluck him with a 22.
They're natures birds, not mine.
Animals are part of nature.
ChikkenNoodul
03-30-2005, 12:36 PM
For 2-legged vermin you get to use at least a .45.
My .357 will do just fine
JPatrick
03-30-2005, 12:38 PM
My .357 will do just fine
yessir, I think that might just do the trick.
smileynev
03-30-2005, 12:39 PM
They're natures birds, not mine.
Animals are part of nature.
Domesticad animals like cats are, for the most part, not a part of any current ecosystem. If they don't belong in my backyard I have every right to shoot them or blow them up.
JPatrick
03-30-2005, 12:40 PM
Domesticad animals like cats are, for the most part, not a part of any current ecosystem. If they don't belong in my backyard I have every right to shoot them or blow them up.
Same thing goes for the meter-man too
smileynev
03-30-2005, 12:41 PM
Same thing goes for the meter-man too
He serves a purpose. He isn't trespassing.
BigDov
03-30-2005, 12:42 PM
Same thing goes for the meter-man too
Garbage guy as well.....
JPatrick
03-30-2005, 12:43 PM
He servers a purpose. He isn't trespassing.
His purpose is to charge me money, and I didnt invite him into my yard, therefore he gets a round of 00 buckshot.
smileynev
03-30-2005, 12:44 PM
His purpose is to charge me money, and I didnt invite him into my yard, therefore he gets a round of 00 buckshot.
Then he sues your ass, sends you to jail, and steals your wife.
http://img180.exs.cx/img180/377/dsc026278ie.jpg
http://img180.exs.cx/img180/3154/dsc02680resize5bx.jpg
http://img180.exs.cx/img180/3803/picture0050qu.jpg
BANE AND STEVE LOVE NEV
theacoustician
03-30-2005, 01:35 PM
Steve > * > bloody hemroids> nev
smileynev
03-30-2005, 01:35 PM
[ig]http://img180.exs.cx/img180/377/dsc026278ie.jpg[/img]
[ig]http://img180.exs.cx/img180/3154/dsc02680resize5bx.jpg[/img]
[ig]http://img180.exs.cx/img180/3803/picture0050qu.jpg[/img]
BANE AND STEVE LOVE NEV
What happens when you take two normal, fun loving, straight cats and make them live with a flaming gayboy?
theacoustician
03-30-2005, 01:35 PM
I still think you should rename Bane to Kyle :shifty:
April40
03-30-2005, 01:37 PM
What happens when you take two normal, fun loving, straight cats and make them live with a flaming gayboy?
They do each others fur, sleep together, and compete for fly's lap... :dirty:
smileynev
03-30-2005, 01:38 PM
Steve > * > bloody hemroids> nev
yer just jealous of me. Admit it.
theacoustician
03-30-2005, 01:40 PM
yer just jealous of me. Admit it.Its not that, its just Steve is just that damn cool.
smileynev
03-30-2005, 01:42 PM
Its not that, its just Steve is just that damn cool.
You would think that by hanging around fly so much he'd be a drugged up loser by now.
You would think that by hanging around fly so much he'd be a drugged up loser by now.
but he does it with a smile...
JJ Lady
03-31-2005, 08:31 PM
cute kittah
OT > UF
04-01-2005, 01:29 PM
BANE AND STEVE LOVE NEV
my cats are way fucking cuter:
Kojaxxor:
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-11/887230/kojak.jpg
Cougar:
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-11/887230/Cougar.JPG
Toby:
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-11/887230/tobymac.JPG
smileynev
04-01-2005, 01:33 PM
my cats are way fucking cuter:
Kojaxxor:
[ig]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-11/887230/kojak.jpg[/img]
Cougar:
[im]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-11/887230/Cougar.JPG[/img]
Toby:
[im]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-11/887230/tobymac.JPG[/img]
All cats are vile creatures, but fly's are less vile then yours.
my cats are way fucking cuter:
Kojaxxor:
[ig]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-11/887230/kojak.jpg[/img]
Cougar:
[ig]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-11/887230/Cougar.JPG[/img]
Toby:
[ig]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-11/887230/tobymac.JPG[/img]
You have crossed the 2 cat per person barrier and now are a creepy cat person.
smileynev
04-01-2005, 02:55 PM
You have crossed the 2 cat per person barrier and now are a creepy cat person.
I think the first one might be dead. Which means that she has not crosse that barrier. Although, keeping a dead cat around on your floor might be worse.
OT > UF
04-01-2005, 03:53 PM
No the rule is "One cat for each bedroom of your house". I have a three bedroom house. Now one more cat would indeed make me that creepy cat lady.
And Kojaxxor's not dead - he's just eating a Q-Tip :heart:
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