I'm selling you clowns off

[theacoustician]

I need some moenays for toys + candy + stuff. So I'm selling forum members. Please post which member you want (or which parts of the member you want), a bid price, and what you want them for (optional). If I accept your offer, I will send you an email to PayPal the funds to. You will then receive your purchase in 2-68 weeks via Mexican donkey courier. Thx and let the bids begin.

[JPatrick]

Uh..youd have to pay ME to take some of these nasty fuckers around here

[Coqui]

I'll take Nemo and DW for $5k each

:shifty:

[ChikkenNoodul]

I'd like to buy ChikkenNoodul's right nut for $3

[smileynev]

$5 for drool's hair

[theacoustician]

$5 for drool's hair
He's actually balder than I am. That's really his ass hair that he pulled up through his shirt and its hanging out of his collar. He used to let it hang over his belt, but people thought he had a tail :(

[Valve1080i]

I'll pay $50 for the hottest UF chick.

Or $40 for the second hottest, whichever one is available.

[fly]

I'll pay $50 for the hottest UF chick.

Or $40 for the second hottest, whichever one is available.
I'm pretty cuet in a skirt...

[fly]

oh, I'll take dzbeag for $50.

[ChikkenNoodul]

oh, I'll take dzbeag for $50.
He'd pay you back :fly:

[Coqui]

I'm pretty cuet in a skirt...


I'll take it but only if you wear a thong too

[Valve1080i]

I'll take it but only if you wear a thong too


for that kind of money I want commando action.

[Coqui]

for that kind of money I want commando action.


It's much sexier to leave something to the mind

[Valve1080i]

It's much sexier to leave something to the mind


He could just tape it back.

[theacoustician]

He could* just tape it back.
*does

[Valve1080i]

*does


oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh


Your Mother.... :D

[Nyx]

I'll take Nemo and DW for $5k each

:shifty:

Who ees thees "DW" person uff whom you speak??? :confused:

So now we're to be sold, like slaves? What if we don't want to be sold? Our new "masters" might have their hands full :fly:

[Coqui]

Who ees thees "DW" person uff whom you speak??? :confused:

So now we're to be sold, like slaves? What if we don't want to be sold? Our new "masters" might have their hands full :fly:


The punishment will be severe and long

[fly]

He could just tape it back.
http://uselessforums.com/files/030105/shudder.jpg

nws

[Nyx]

The punishment will be severe and long

Oooh, now I have to fight back...






(but not too much ;) )

[Coqui]

Oooh, now I have to fight back...






(but not too much ;) )


Did I mention hard too? :P

[FlamingGlory]

Thank god I'm in the clear :shifty:

[BigDov]

me too

[Nyx]

Did I mention hard too? :P

Why no, I don't believe you did, I think you should tell me more about that...

[April40]

I'll buy BigDov for 5 bucks. I need someone who knows about bad chinese food and can do some shopping for me.

[JPatrick]

I'll buy BigDov for 5 bucks. I need someone who knows about bad chinese food and can do some shopping for me.


Plus he can redecorate and give you wardrobe tips

[April40]

I'll also buy elfpenis for the price of a bigmac, don't 86 the mayo.

[April40]

Plus he can redecorate and give you wardrobe tips
That's what I need, a little more gay in my life.

[BigDov]

Plus he can redecorate and give you wardrobe tips


you're getting redecorate confused with renovate and wardrobe tips confused with "here honey, go buy me some clothes"


dillhole :lol:




edit- and April, only 5 bucks?? I thought you'd at least go 10....... would you if I brought one of my kids for you to eat?

[April40]

I want a bargain, Dov.


Two kids then?

Edit: I know you have some sort of kid farm going on there.

[BigDov]

I want a bargain, Dov.


Two kids then?


Um.... that would work. I guess I should give you your pick of ages: soon to be 9, soon to be 5 or 1 and a half.

[April40]

Um.... that would work. I guess I should give you your pick of ages: soon to be 9, soon to be 5 or 1 and a half.
Your wife and the 9 year old. I'll get the BBQ pit fired up, gotta clean off theacs dog from my last meal first.

[fly]

Um.... that would work. I guess I should give you your pick of ages: soon to be 9, soon to be 5 or 1 and a half.
Any boys?

:shifty:

[BigDov]

Your wife and the 9 year old. I'll get the BBQ pit fired up, gotta clean off theacs dog from my last meal first.


You drive a damn hard bargain.... we were never talking about the wife before tho :( I'm gonna have to think about it.

[BigDov]

Any boys?

:shifty:


All girls

[April40]

All girls
Including Dov.

[BigDov]

Including Dov.


OOOOH zing!!!


Come on fatty, you can do it. Pull out of the slump of the boring and mundane and really let go. I know you can do it.

[Fat Burger]

I'll pay $50 for the hottest UF chick.

Or $40 for the second hottest, whichever one is available.
Fuxx is mine, so I guess I saved you $10. You can just pass the savings on to me :P

[April40]

OOOOH zing!!!


Come on fatty, you can do it. Pull out of the slump of the boring and mundane and really let go. I know you can do it.

I can't let go, the nice in me won't allow it. http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/turb/duhard.gif

[April40]

Fuxx is mine, so I guess I saved you $10. You can just pass the savings on to me :P
[admin edit]

[BigDov]

I can't let go, the nice in me won't allow it. http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/turb/duhard.gif


I'm disappointed.

[April40]

I'm disappointed.
I'm April, nice to meet you.

[BigDov]

I'm April, nice to meet you.


A pleasure, I'm sure.

[April40]

A pleasure, I'm sure.
When people say that, it sounds so facetious.

[BigDov]

When people say that, it sounds so facetious.


OMG MAYBE BECAUSE IT WAS!!!! :tard:

[April40]

OMG MAYBE BECAUSE IT WAS!!!! :tard:
I know that was you tard. go diaf.

[FlamingGlory]

I know that was you tard. go diaf.
*just spent like 30 seconds trying to figure out what 'diaf' means*

[JPatrick]

*just spent like 30 seconds trying to figure out what 'diaf' means*


die in a fire

[FlamingGlory]

die in a fire
Couldnt make it simple like esad could she. Meh!

[April40]

Couldnt make it simple like esad could she. Meh!
You obviously don't spend enough time on the internet.

[FlamingGlory]

You obviously don't spend enough time on the internet.
No I have a real life. :(

[Sp`ange]

I'll take fly for $0.37.

I need someone to cut my lawn.

[mikey]

can i keep the messenger?

[mikey]

die in a fire



glad i didnt have to ask what it was, been buggin me for years.

[mikey]

*just spent like 30 seconds trying to figure out what 'diaf' means*




HAHAHAHA N00B


LOLOLOL

[JJ Lady]

Who are the shortest people on the forum? I need my base boards claen and I'd pay 5 bucks for someone to do them :D

I would pay for Pandora and Fuxx, but I know I don't have enough money for that. I'm just hoping that they take pity on me and give me a freebie ;)

[El Borracho]

http://uselessforums.com/files/030105/shudder.jpg

nws

Honestly, what the fuck is wrong with you.
God will smite thee*




*for 65 mana and a 3 second cast. :O

[fly]

Honestly, what the fuck is wrong with you.
God will smite thee*




*for 65 mana and a 3 second cast. :O
I love a good smiting

[bast_imret]

I will take Fatburger sans all clothes but heartboxers, for about tree-fiddy.

[bast_imret]

Who are the shortest people on the forum? I need my base boards claen and I'd pay 5 bucks for someone to do them :D

I would pay for Pandora and Fuxx, but I know I don't have enough money for that. I'm just hoping that they take pity on me and give me a freebie ;)


It'll be a freebie, and they'll be on their hands and knees, but they won't be cleaning baseboards. :hi2u:

[bast_imret]

Honestly, what the fuck is wrong with you.
God will smite thee*




*for 65 mana and a 3 second cast. :O


lol

illidan needs to stop sucking and come back up.

[Pandora]

It'll be a freebie, and they'll be on their hands and knees, but they won't be cleaning baseboards. :hi2u:

No ways! Least not till you get a new vacuume!!! :fly:

[bast_imret]

No ways! Least not till you get a new vacuume!!! :fly:

No one said you would be on the floor. The bed is big enough. Though I was thinking about a kiddie pool filled with jello.

[Pandora]

No one said you would be on the floor. The bed is big enough. Though I was thinking about a kiddie pool filled with jello.

I thought you guys threw that out the last time we used it??? :confused:

[BigDov]

WTF jello?? CHOCOLATE PUDDING!!!! :drool:

[bast_imret]

WTF jello?? CHOCOLATE PUDDING!!!! :drool:

:nein:

besides, I don't recal you being there. It's just JJ, Pandora, and Fuxx, and me with a video camera.

[BigDov]

:nein:

besides, I don't recal you being there. It's just JJ, Pandora, and Fuxx, and me with a video camera.


How'd you get rid of Fat and theac?

[Pandora]

How'd you get rid of Fat and theac?

They were preoccupied elsewhere. :shifty:

[April40]

THREAD IF FULL OF LIES WITHOUT PICS.

[Pandora]

THREAD IF FULL OF LIES WITHOUT PICS.

Bast got too distracted and forgot about the camera. :(

[April40]

Bast got too distracted and forgot about the camera. :(
LIES! ALL LIES!!!

[BigDov]

THREAD IS FULL OF LIES WITHOUT PICS.


seconded

[BigDov]

Bast got too distracted and forgot about the camera. :(


He said he had it...... right there. Bast officially sucks.

[Pandora]

LIES! ALL LIES!!!

You'll just have to come see it for yourself next time :hi2u:

[April40]

You'll just have to come see it for yourself next time :hi2u:
Putting this down in my day planner under high priority.

[*Fuxx Burger*]

I would pay for Pandora and Fuxx, but I know I don't have enough money for that. I'm just hoping that they take pity on me and give me a freebie ;)
Your wish is my command :drool:

[Pandora]

:lol: guess it doesn't do much good to sell us off if we're willing to give it up for free.

[Nyx]

:lol: guess it doesn't do much good to sell us off if we're willing to give it up for free.

Yeah, at least hold out for a good price :shifty:

[*Fuxx Burger*]

I will take Fatburger sans all clothes but heartboxers, for about tree-fiddy.
SOLD! to the young man with the hot wife I'd someday like to do....

[bast_imret]

SOLD! to the young man with the hot wife I'd someday like to do....

you can buy her for tree-fiddy too, and then we'd be even.

[elpmis]

I'll also buy elfpenis for the price of a bigmac, don't 86 the mayo.
for a couple more bucks you can buy the combo meal where I shove fly up my ass and shit him out on your neck

[ChikkenNoodul]

for a couple more bucks you can buy the combo meal where I shove fly up my ass and shit him out on your neck
How much extra for him to still be flopping around like a fish after you pop him out?

[elpmis]

How much extra for him to still be flopping around like a fish after you pop him out?
hahaha flinging poo every which-way

[JPatrick]

for a couple more bucks you can buy the combo meal where I shove fly up my ass and shit him out on your neck


godamn now THATS a bargain!

[JJ Lady]

Whoa watchout, Nev doesn't like lesbian threads :haaay:

[fly]

Whoa watchout, Nev doesn't like lesbian threads :haaay:
I have a vagina.