Funny Ad

[Desslock]

I saw this on MSNBC's website. I lolled. :)

http://uselessforums.com/files/030105/nb_j01_728x90_static_15k.gif

[April40]

Herpes is no laughing matter, son.

[JPatrick]

:lol:
she has the crotch rot

[ChikkenNoodul]

You know, those ads are tailored to your cookies

[zengirl]

So now MSNBC expects us to shave down there too?

[April40]

You know, those ads are tailored to your cookies
:lol: Whoa that would be neat.

[Desslock]

Herpes is no laughing matter, son.

I'm older than you.
And herpes is hilarious.
Except if you have it. :shady:

[Desslock]

You know, those ads are tailored to your cookies

So I guess you've seen it before.

[April40]

I'm older than you.
And herpes is hilarious.
Except if you have it. :shady:
I get the occasional lip cold sore. Supposedly 80% of Americans have some version of it.

Thats a laughing matter.

[ChikkenNoodul]

I'm older than you.
And herpes is hilarious.
Except if you have it. :shady:
And then, it's hilarious to tell others "the next day"

[ChikkenNoodul]

So I guess you've seen it before.
I visited www.itburnswhenipee.org once and got all sorts of funky ads

[Desslock]

And then, it's hilarious to tell others "the next day"

Girl: Thanks for giving me the cock last night. I gave you a little something too :fly:
Guy: :confused:

[zengirl]

I get the occasional lip cold sore. Supposedly 80% of Americans have some version of it.

Thats a laughing matter.
I get those too. Did you know those can also manifest themselves in your eyeballs? *cringe*

[April40]

I get those too. Did you know those can also manifest themselves in your eyeballs? *cringe*
What the heck do they do in your eyeballs?!
:noes:

[zengirl]

What the heck do they do in your eyeballs?!
:noes:
They blister in your eyeballs just like they do everywhere else... now you have to ask yourself... .which would be worse... genital herpes or eyeball herpes??? I think I'm not going to be upset about the occasional oral herpe breakout anymore, that's for sure

[ChikkenNoodul]

I get those too. Did you know those can also manifest themselves in your eyeballs? *cringe*
...

I'd sooner lose my remaining nut

[zengirl]

...

I'd sooner lose my remaining nut
:( I don't have any nuts to lose, so I'll just be sure to wash my hands often and not touch my eyeballs when I have fever blisters.

[mikey]

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funny, i saw this ad there also

[JaymieT]

What the heck do they do in your eyeballs?!
:noes:

Cause blindness, no kidding.

[JPatrick]

http://uselessforums.com/files/030105/crotch_rot.gif



funny, i saw this ad there also
:lol:

[zengirl]

Well you can have herpes zoster, which is the same virus as chicken pox, and that effects the ocular nerves which causes pain, for years even after the shingles go away.

Herpes Simplex Keratitis is herpes in the eyeball (lesions appear in the cornea), it's a unilateral red eye (typcially conjunctivitis is bilateral, or goes to both eyes) symptoms include photophobia (sensitivity to light) and varying degrees of pain. Vision may or may not be effected depending on where the lesion is and how severe it presents. I have read that in many cases, it will actually look worse than it feels, and that's a telltale sign, as, if I'm correct, each recurrent attack induces greater damage to the corneal nerves, leading to hypoesthesia (reduced corneal sensitivity).

I believe the blindness comes from nerve damage as well as corneal scarring.

I guess that's the bio lesson for the day :D

[Desslock]

Well you can have herpes zoster, which is the same virus as chicken pox, and that effects the ocular nerves which causes pain, for years even after the shingles go away.

Herpes Simplex Keratitis is herpes in the eyeball (lesions appear in the cornea), it's a unilateral red eye (typcially conjunctivitis is bilateral, or goes to both eyes) symptoms include photophobia (sensitivity to light) and varying degrees of pain. Vision may or may not be effected depending on where the lesion is and how severe it presents. I have read that in many cases, it will actually look worse than it feels, and that's a telltale sign, as, if I'm correct, each recurrent attack induces greater damage to the corneal nerves, leading to hypoesthesia (reduced corneal sensitivity).

I believe the blindness comes from nerve damage as well as corneal scarring.

I guess that's the bio lesson for the day :D

Now my eyeball itches. :(

[zengirl]

Now my eyeball itches. :(
:P you shouldn't touch your eyeballs anyway!!

[Desslock]

:P you shouldn't touch your eyeballs anyway!!

But...its so smooth and squishy. :drool:

[zengirl]

But...its so smooth and squishy. :drool:
Hm, well, just be sure to keep elpmis's pencil away ... that thing is the origin of everything ungood....

[April40]

But...its so smooth and squishy. :drool:
Have you ever tried eating an eyeball?

[Desslock]

Have you ever tried eating an eyeball?

mmmmmm Spaghetti and eyeballs. :drool:

[ChikkenNoodul]

Have you ever tried eating an eyeball?
I've eaten fish eyes.

[April40]

I've eaten fish eyes.
I swallowed the eye off of my koala stuffed animal once.

[CletusJones]

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funny, i saw this ad there also
LAWL

[April40]

thrawn is a funny boy, yes.

[Ryokurin]

I thought the McD's "Double Cheeburger? I'll Hit That!" ad was funnier.