Trying pizza again... CONTEST

[fly]

Scavenger Hunt

Rules: First person to find them all wins or person who has the most found by 12:30EST.

1. Website about chicken mating habits
2. Picture of a goat near a truck
3. Website about Indians containing the phrase, "In the beginning."
4. Picture of a man with undies on his head
5. Picture of a woman eating mint ice cream
6. Website on blimp manufacturing
7. Picture of those boots that have the fishtank in the heels
8. Picture of what you think April looks like

GOGOGOGOGOGO

Winner gets: a large 1 topping pizza of your choice and either cheesesticks/breadsticks/ 2 liter. (Tip for driver is also already incuded.)

[smileynev]

YER THE BEST PAPPY!!!!

[mikey]

http://www.centralpets.com/pages/critterpages/birds/domestic_birds/DBD4802.shtml

[mikey]

http://uselessforums.com/files/030105/goat2.jpg

[mikey]

http://www.indians.org/welker/beginnin.htm

[mikey]

http://uselessforums.com/files/030105/janice47.jpg



:lol:

[fly]

Please assemble all your finds into one post. Or I'll never know.

[mikey]

yes, i could just make one post




ithinkhewastalkingtome

[CletusJones]

http://uselessforums.com/files/030105/janice47.jpg



:lol:
http://www.omg-stfu.com/mayhem/lollerskates.gif

[Coqui]

http://64.233.167.104/search?q=cache:mWCDgMkxPygJ:department.caes.uga.ed u/poultry/tips/2002%2520Mar.%2520BY%2520tip%2520D%2520C_LH.web.pd f+Chicken+mating+habits&hl=en

http://www.brettsnow.com/HTML/images/Travel/UN%20truck-goat.jpg

http://www.indians.org/welker/beginnin.htm

http://www.youthink.com/photos/f_photo/C10156234469415f_photo.jpg

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/13000/13010_w.jpg

http://www.goodyearblimp.com/

http://www.extremecostumes.com/FishTanks.jpg

http://uselessforums.com/files/020405/pic06565.jpg

Did I win?

[elpmis]

I'm letting thrawn use this cause he looks hungry

YO WHAT UP PLAYA
http://uselessforums.com/files/030105/expimpshoesblack.gif

[elpmis]

http://64.233.167.104/search?q=cache:mWCDgMkxPygJ:department.caes.uga.ed u/poultry/tips/2002%2520Mar.%2520BY%2520tip%2520D%2520C_LH.web.pd f+Chicken+mating+habits&hl=en

http://www.brettsnow.com/HTML/images/Travel/UN%20truck-goat.jpg

http://www.indians.org/welker/beginnin.htm

http://www.youthink.com/photos/f_photo/C10156234469415f_photo.jpg

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/13000/13010_w.jpg

http://www.goodyearblimp.com/

http://www.extremecostumes.com/FishTanks.jpg

http://uselessforums.com/files/020405/pic06565.jpg

Did I win?

damn son

[elpmis]

coqui should get bonus points for his truck goat photo - I'm diggin' the blood bath

[smileynev]

damn son

When it comes to competition, Coqui feels the need to compensate for his small package by whooping the crap out of others. BTW, if we ever have a UF Dodgeball meet, I want Coqui on my team.

[elpmis]

When it comes to competition, Coqui feels the need to compensate for his small package by whooping the crap out of others. BTW, if we ever have a UF Dodgeball meet, I want Coqui on my team.
I play actual competative dodgeball for a real team with shirts, etc :drool:

[smileynev]

I play actual competative dodgeball for a real team with shirts, etc :drool:

Yer shitting me? Seriously? I would so love to play on a dodgeball team. If I had any friends I would.

[Ryokurin]

http://upload.ryokurin.net/./userfiles/Ryokai/April.jpg Google says this is April. I wish it was.

[CletusJones]

I play actual competative dodgeball for a real team with shirts, etc :drool:
you must take pics at your next game.

[Desslock]

I play actual competative dodgeball for a real team with shirts, etc :drool:

ESPN-8: The Ocho.

Some of you will get the joke. :P

[elpmis]

http://upload.ryokurin.net/./userfiles/Ryokai/April.jpg Google says this is April. I wish it was.
april is waaaaaay better looking than that girl

[elpmis]

ESPN-8: The Ocho.

Some of you will get the joke. :P
hahahaaha yeah, that movie was hilarious

I was playing dodgeball before that movie came out, after the flick the league tripled in size

[smileynev]

ESPN-8: The Ocho.

Some of you will get the joke. :P

I GET IT I GET IT.

OLD SCHOOL

[smileynev]

hahahaaha yeah, that movie was hilarious

I was playing dodgeball before that movie came out, after the flick the league tripled in size

aren't fat people easier to hit?

[elpmis]

aren't fat people easier to hit?
size doesn't really matter, you want to avoid throwing the ball anywhere above knee level because that makes the ball catchable

[Coqui]

coqui should get bonus points for his truck goat photo - I'm diggin' the blood bath


I figured someone would get a kick out of it

[mikey]

I'm letting thrawn use this cause he looks hungry

YO WHAT UP PLAYA
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Sorry, the ADHD kicked in. Did I mention the super-turbo from Sweden?

[fly]

http://64.233.167.104/search?q=cache:mWCDgMkxPygJ:department.caes.uga.ed u/poultry/tips/2002%2520Mar.%2520BY%2520tip%2520D%2520C_LH.web.pd f+Chicken+mating+habits&hl=en

http://www.brettsnow.com/HTML/images/Travel/UN%20truck-goat.jpg

http://www.indians.org/welker/beginnin.htm

http://www.youthink.com/photos/f_photo/C10156234469415f_photo.jpg

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/13000/13010_w.jpg

http://www.goodyearblimp.com/

http://www.extremecostumes.com/FishTanks.jpg

http://uselessforums.com/files/020405/pic06565.jpg

Did I win?


1 and 5 are noes, but you got the rest!

[April40]

This is cracking me up.

[April40]

http://uselessforums.com/files/030105/goat2.jpg
I am a simple goat
I live on the back of a pick-up truck
The Old Man tied me here with a 3-foot rope
Am I happy he don't give a fuck
He's filled with anger, and filled with rage

And tells me I smell like piss
His drink, Jimmy Bean
His chaser, a bear
After that, various alcohols
That's when the beatings get so severe

Asleep I pray he falls
But don't feel sorry for me
Things weren't always this bad
Why, when I was a young talking goat
The Old Man was just like my dad

I come from the hills of Europe
That's where I met the Old Man
He was lost in the woods, I gave him directions
He gave me a tuna can

Then he stopped in his tracks
And he said, "Hey Goat!
Would you like to live with me?
I've got a house with a pick-up truck
In a place across the sea"
I said, "Sure, why not, I've got no family
You seem like a nice guy"

So we went off to America
The home of the apple pie
On the boat, the Old Man told me
I would be a present for his wife
"A talking goat!" he exclaimed,
"She'd never seen this in her life"
I felt so special!

Well, I just couldn't believe it
After all theses years I finally had a friend
He trimmed my beard
He scraped my hooves
I prayed it would never end

But when we got to his house
There was no wife
Only a short, short letter
It said: "I'm leaving you for your broher
Because he fucks me better"
His eyes filled with tears of sadness
His heart was filled with grief

To soothe himself he drank a pint of Old Granddad
And beat me like a side of beef
I screamed, "Send me back to the hills of Europe!"
He just shook his head and said, "Nope!
No one will ever leave me again
To make sure, put on this 3-foot fucking rope."

Present day, I've been on the truck for 51 years
My only friend is the AM radio
Sometimes the neighborhood children stop by
But it's always rocks and beer bottles they throw

At first they're excited to see a talking goat
They gather around to hear what I have to say
But I guess sometimes my stories go ont too long
So they leave and giggle I need a bidet

But you know there was a night that I did get off the truck
When the Old Man was passed out drunk
Three neightborhood kids took me to a rock 'n roll concert
The kind of music, old-school funk
It was the first time I got off the truck
The music made me lose control

The lead singer asked if we were having fun
I said, "Fucking crank that rock 'n roll!"
The women at the show were beautiful
As they danced sexily on the soft grass
One of them even petted my fur
Fuck me in the goat-ass!

Then some long-haired guys grabbed me by the horns
And threw me in the mosh pit
They passed me around and treated me nie
Till I nerviously sprayed them with shit
Then the music stopped
And everything was quite
And all the rock 'n rollers started a fucking goat-riot

Kill the goat!
Kill the goat!
Kill the goat!
Kill the goat!

They chased me under the bleachers
They chased me onto the street
They chased me into an alley
And said I was a dead fucking goat meat
But then I saw a sight
That I never thought I'd see

The Old Man swinging his hickory stick
But he wasn't swinging at me
"Fuck you, pot-smoking turkeys!
Don't you press your luck!"

The long hairs ran away screaming
As I scrambled onto the truck
When we got home, the Old Man said,
"Goat, you broke the sacred law
No! Please! Sorry! Shit!
I'll let it go this time, but if you leave again
I'll break your fucking jaw!"
Super! Great! Okay!

"Thank you Old Man, for saving my life
Thank you again and again
You could have let them barbeque me,
But you acted like a friend"

"I'm not your friend, I don't even like you
I'm just not drunk," he said
To prove his point, he drank a bottle of grain alcohol
And beat the fucking shit out of my head
(Ow, Ow! You're hurting me old man!)
That night I served a concussion
Deep inside my goat brain.
I still cannot feel my tailbone
And I'll probably never walk straight again

I guess you'd call me a scapegoat
A punching bag for the Old Man to mock
Just because his wife left him
For his brother's abnormally large cock

He could have been my buddy
But instead he's a crazy old fuck
And, once again, I go to sleep in my eternal home
The back of the pick-up truck

Goodnight, Old Man!
Yeah, goodnight Goat!

[fly]

Adam Sandler > this forum

[Fat Burger]

1. Website about chicken mating habits - (http://coe.ksu.edu/konza/web/chicken.htm#The%20prairie%20chicken)
2. Picture of a goat near a truck (http://www.phoenixzoo.org/zoo/animals/kids/goat2.jpg)
3. Website about Indians containing the phrase, "In the beginning." (http://www.indians.org/welker/beginnin.htm)
4. Picture of a man with undies on his head (http://home.att.net/~professorboris/SPECTRE/janice47.jpg)
5. Picture of a woman eating mint ice cream (http://www.worth1000.com/entries/13000/13010_w.jpg)
6. Website on blimp manufacturing (http://j.piri.home.mchsi.com/freeplan.htm)
7. Picture of those boots that have the fishtank in the heels (http://www.pimpcostumes.com/index.php?main_page=popup_image&pID=187)
8. Picture of what you think April looks like (http://www.uky.edu/PR/For_Journalists/images/LeeTodd_1_large.jpg)

[fly]

*
All but #4. That link doesn't work...

[smileynev]

All but #4. That link doesn't work...

four is the dude in the prison with the undies on his head.

[April40]

Adam Sandler > this forum
QFT

[fly]

30 minutes and FB is winning...

[theacoustician]

30 minutes and FB is winning...
The pic of the girl eating ice cream doesn't work.

[fly]

The pic of the girl eating ice cream doesn't work.
Notice I didn't say he had won... :fly:

[Fat Burger]

There's a dodgeball league in Portland, too.
http://www.redballrec.com/dodgeball.htm

We would have played except that we figured the movie would make the league too crowded.