View Full Version : Ode to the Muppets
Pandora
03-03-2005, 02:38 PM
So who's your favorite Muppet??? My favoritest would haveta be...Statler and Waldorf, the two old geezers.
http://uselessforums.com/files/030105/muppets.jpg
Found a Muppet Peronsality test too....aparently I'm like Animal.... :wtf:
http://www.matthewbarr.co.uk/muppets/
BigDov
03-03-2005, 02:39 PM
Beeker! Beeker! Beeker!
And those two old guys..... they were such smartasses :)
edit- and I'm Kermit! "Hi-ho, Kermit thee Frog here!" LOLOLOL
zengirl
03-03-2005, 02:40 PM
http://www.matthewbarr.co.uk/muppets/misspiggy.htm
:lol: I don't think I could be anyone else!!!!
DirkPhoenix
03-03-2005, 02:40 PM
Gonzo
:confused:
smileynev
03-03-2005, 02:41 PM
wheres the ode? I see no ode?
zengirl
03-03-2005, 02:48 PM
O Muppets, Muppets, how I adore thee
When your gaiety and glee grace my tee vee.
My heart inspired
My armpits prespired
And all the while I want Kermit to do me.
BigDov
03-03-2005, 02:50 PM
O Muppets, Muppets, how I adore thee
When your gaiety and glee grace my tee vee.
My heart inspired
My armpits prespired
And all the while I want Kermit to do me.
omg and I'm Kermit too....... :drool:
;)
elpmis
03-03-2005, 03:01 PM
Beeker.
ChikkenNoodul
03-03-2005, 03:01 PM
Hewwo, my name is Wobbert
elpmis
03-03-2005, 03:02 PM
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Fat Burger
03-03-2005, 03:03 PM
Statler and Waldorf, though Animal was awesome too.
My favorite is Kermit, but apparently I'm most like Beaker :confused:
Coqui
03-03-2005, 03:08 PM
Animal......I'm a drummer....I have to go for him
smileynev
03-03-2005, 03:32 PM
fozzie you fuckers.
JPatrick
03-03-2005, 03:37 PM
Statler and Waldorf, though Animal was awesome too.
^^^^ what he said
b_sinning
03-03-2005, 03:38 PM
Animal!!!!
Followed by Beeker.
zengirl
03-03-2005, 03:39 PM
Nobody else is making odes, I feel like an oaf :(
F33nX1080i
03-03-2005, 03:47 PM
I got Gonzo, who was also my fav character:)
ChikkenNoodul
03-03-2005, 03:57 PM
O Beeker, Beeker, how thou tweak me with glee
And with great fear dost thou allow me to experiment on thee
My science has flunked
So sorry you've been dunked
In a vat of boiling acid up to the knee
oh how i love a muppet
if i could, i would fuck it
as i cum in its cotton
when it dries it is rotten
instead ill just cry in a bucket.
JPatrick
03-03-2005, 04:01 PM
So if a muppet sucks you off, is it a blowjob or a handjob?
Millions
03-03-2005, 04:12 PM
Nobody else is making odes, I feel like an oaf :(
O muppets....O muppets...we've loved you for yeeeaaars.
So today we raise our mug to you and over you some cheers.
Who would have ever thought you were all just really big socks...?
You surely kick more ass...then those hacks at Fraggle Rock!
Whenever I feel down...or sink into a rut.
All I need to think of...is how Ms. Piggy is a big sluuuuuuuttttt.
Kermit and Fozzie...are the best of pals.
But on weekends they dress up and pretend they're horny gals.
Gonzo has that big nose...it's really kind of sick.
I think he's probably compensating...for a tiny dick!
The sweedish chef kicks ass...look at him just groovin'
Bjorin fjorin schmorgin, shven von shervgin!
So when you need a laugh, just look at them damn muppets...
Light one up and take a toke, sit back and just say 'fuck it!'
elpmis
03-03-2005, 04:14 PM
oh how i love a muppet
if i could, i would fuck it
as i cum in its cotton
when it dries it is rotten
instead ill just cry in a bucket.
that was beautiful :happy:
zengirl
03-03-2005, 04:23 PM
O muppets....O muppets...we've loved you for yeeeaaars.
So today we raise our mug to you and over you some cheers.
Who would have ever thought you were all just really big socks...?
You surely kick more ass...then those hacks at Fraggle Rock!
Whenever I feel down...or sink into a rut.
All I need to think of...is how Ms. Piggy is a big sluuuuuuuttttt.
Kermit and Fozzie...are the best of pals.
But on weekends they dress up and pretend they're horny gals.
Gonzo has that big nose...it's really kind of sick.
I think he's probably compensating...for a tiny dick!
The sweedish chef kicks ass...look at him just groovin'
Bjorin fjorin schmorgin, shven von shervgin!
So when you need a laugh, just look at them damn muppets...
Light one up and take a toke, sit back and just say 'fuck it!':lol: You rawk some major muppet ass!!
JPatrick
03-03-2005, 04:34 PM
http://uselessforums.com/files/030105/kermit.jpg
The sweedish chef kicks ass...look at him just groovin'
Bjorin fjorin schmorgin, shven von shervgin!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA This line has had me giggling since I read it. Dude you are fuckin funny.
Pandora
03-03-2005, 04:58 PM
Ode to Electric Mayhem
Dr. Teeth you’re where it’s at,
Always strutting around with your pimpn’ hat.
Animal gets so many groupies,
He needs rehab for his addiction to boobies.
Floyd Pepper can really wail on that bass
Thems some sechsay red whiskers on your face.
Janice is the hottest lead singer of them all,
Even though…you look like RuPaul.
Rowlf man, you’re cooler than Billy
And unlike Elton you don’t need the willy.
Smooth man Zoot you are at hoot
Your sax smells better than Miss Piggys toots.
Electric Mayhem you are the coolest,
I hope one day I can be your bassoonist.
Sp`ange
03-03-2005, 05:05 PM
I always liked the pimp lookin' band guy with the gold tooth.
Ode to Electric Mayhem
Dr. Teeth you’re where it’s at,
Always strutting around with your pimpn’ hat.
Animal gets so many groupies,
He needs rehab for his addiction to boobies.
Floyd Pepper can really wail on that bass
Thems some sechsay red whiskers on your face.
Janice is the hottest lead singer of them all,
Even though…you look like RuPaul.
Rowlf man, you’re cooler than Billy
And unlike Elton you don’t need the willy.
Smooth man Zoot you are at hoot
Your sax smells better than Miss Piggys toots.
Electric Mayhem you are the coolest,
I hope one day I can be your bassoonist.
That is jawsome.
mikey
03-03-2005, 06:26 PM
You are Waldorf and Statler!
This is a very moving moment
Yeah, I wish they'd move it to Pittsburgh!
DirkPhoenix
03-03-2005, 06:26 PM
You are Waldorf and Statler!
This is a very moving moment
Yeah, I wish they'd move it to Pittsburgh!
Gooooooooohohohohohoho!!!!
Arátoeldar
03-03-2005, 06:54 PM
Statler and Waldorf :cool: I also like Animal and the Swedish Chef.
*Fuxx Burger*
03-03-2005, 07:36 PM
Its all about the chef.
He would crack me up when he made penny loafer meat loaf :lol:
OH and apparently I'm like Gonzo :(
Onnotangu
03-03-2005, 08:15 PM
I'm a fonzie the bear man myself.
people should watch "meet the feebles"..
bast_imret
03-03-2005, 08:40 PM
I lieked Grover.
JJ Lady
03-03-2005, 10:53 PM
I'm kermit. :D
It's not easy being green.
mikey
03-04-2005, 12:31 AM
hahahaa, one of the jeopardy questions this evening was who was bunsen honeydew's assistant
mikey
03-04-2005, 12:39 AM
http://uselessforums.com/files/030105/crazyharry.gif
yeaaaah, it's all about crazy harry
ChikkenNoodul
03-04-2005, 10:28 AM
I'm a fonzie the bear man myself.
people should watch "meet the feebles"..
Hewwo, my name is Wobbert
*ahem*
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