Contest: Free Pizza (difficulty - low)

[fly]

Hungry? Got a papa johns near you? Post the funniest/oddest/strangest pic of yours (or Google image search) that you can find.

Winner gets a 1 topping pizza from me delivered to your office or home today.

Even if you dont want a pizza, post some crap anyway. Thanks.
Disclaimer: Enter as many times as you want. One entry per post. Contest is valid for US residents only. No purchase necessary. Void where prohibited.

[smileynev]

OH FUCK YEAH

[smileynev]

http://uselessforums.com/files/030105/1fly.jpg

[theacoustician]

I demand pics of the winner stuffing their face with the pizza.

[F33nX1080i]

what's the deadline? i can't upload from work:(

[smileynev]

Blatantly stolen from Genmay

http://www.imageweb.info/images/SH655913.jpg

http://www.genmay.net/showthread.php?t=508353

[smileynev]

what's the deadline? i can't upload from work:(

BACK OFF

[F33nX1080i]

BACK OFF
watch out or i'll proverbially dickslap you!

[fly]

what's the deadline? i can't upload from work:(
I'll say 12:30. Just steal bandwitdh.

Or can you FTP? I can give you FTP access for today, if that will help.

[smileynev]

http://uselessforums.com/files/030105/2fly.jpg

[smileynev]

watch out or i'll proverbially dickslap you!

Don't be startin something you can't finish.

[theacoustician]

HAHA! The fat kid is gonna start a fight over food.

[F33nX1080i]

I'll say 12:30. Just steal bandwitdh.

Or can you FTP? I can give you FTP access for today, if that will help.

12:30? :( the best i could do is post links. no ftp here, i'm behind a hefty firewall

[smileynev]

http://uselessforums.com/files/030105/3fly.jpg

[fly]

12:30? :( the best i could do is post links. no ftp here, i'm behind a hefty firewall
Links will work!

[April40]

Mmm pizza...

[smileynev]

http://uselessforums.com/files/030105/4fly.jpg

[smileynev]

Mmm pizza...

bring it fatty.

[ChikkenNoodul]

Whoah, it's Drool taking a dump ^^^

[mikey]

http://uselessforums.com/files/030105/09-25-2003-alod1.jpg

[April40]

bring it fatty.
It's soooo on... you and me... competing for food.


YOU WILL GO DOWN!!!!!!!

[smileynev]

http://uselessforums.com/files/030105/5fly.jpg

[April40]

http://uselessforums.com/files/030105/09-25-2003-alod1.jpg
:lol: :lol: :lol:

[smileynev]

http://uselessforums.com/files/030105/6fly.jpg

[April40]

http://uselessforums.com/files/030105/horsetable.jpg

[April40]

http://uselessforums.com/files/030105/corndog.JPG

[mikey]

http://uselessforums.com/files/030105/funwall1.jpg

[April40]

http://uselessforums.com/files/030105/april23chest.jpg

[mikey]

http://uselessforums.com/files/030105/nerds2.jpg

[Desslock]

http://uselessforums.com/files/030105/superhero-leisure.jpeg

[smileynev]

http://uselessforums.com/files/030105/7fly.jpg

[mikey]

http://uselessforums.com/files/030105/sweetie.jpg


image tags just didnt seem appropriate :lol:

[smileynev]

dammit, I just stumbled into one of elpies diaper fetish websites...bleh.

[smileynev]

http://uselessforums.com/files/030105/8fly.jpg

[smileynev]

http://uselessforums.com/files/030105/sweetie.jpg


image tags just didnt seem appropriate :lol:

fucker

[mikey]

http://uselessforums.com/files/030105/cartman.gif

[April40]

http://uselessforums.com/files/030105/UFM.jpg

[smileynev]

http://www.givingin.net/images/bounce.gif

WTF

[April40]

http://www.givingin.net/images/bounce.gif

WTF
THat's hot.

[elpmis]

I take it that I'm not allowed to participate in this seeing as how I'm the god of it

[smileynev]

I take it that I'm not allowed to participate in this seeing as how I'm the god of it

beat mine.

[April40]

I take it that I'm not allowed to participate in this seeing as how I'm the god of it

:blah:

[smileynev]

THat's hot.

and NWS either.

[Kander77]

http://www.stolemyinter.net/upload/loldicker.JPG

[Kander77]

http://www.stolemyinter.net/upload/rutgersbuscrash.jpg

[mikey]

http://uselessforums.com/files/030105/badliver.jpg

[Kander77]

LOL @ my new title.

[fly]

I take it that I'm not allowed to participate in this seeing as how I'm the god of it
bring it

[mikey]

http://uselessforums.com/files/030105/thismuch.jpg


this one always makes me laugh

[elpmis]

beat mine.
I dunno man, I might have to go monk

http://uselessforums.com/files/030105/horsefun.jpg

[Kander77]

I suck at pics. Damn, I wanted some papa johns too.

[elpmis]

http://uselessforums.com/files/030105/crazylady.jpg

[Sp`ange]

LOL @ my new title.

that's soooo 4 days ago.

[April40]

Nothing is funny yet.

[elpmis]

http://uselessforums.com/files/030105/bloodpants.jpg

[F33nX1080i]

http://scavhunt.uchicago.edu/gallery/view_photo.php?set_albumName=2002thursday&id=chenguin2

[smileynev]

I dunno man, I might have to go monk

http://uselessforums.com/files/030105/horsefun.jpg

Good, but not as good. If I wasn't at work right now I'd smoke yer ass. But bounce.gif is still greater then horse ejaculation.

[Kander77]

that's soooo 4 days ago.


:( I just noticed.


edit: thanks for it though!

[April40]

http://uselessforums.com/files/030105/bloodpants.jpg
www.menstrual-cycle.com/ (http://www.menstrual-cycle.com/) ? NWS

[elpmis]

Good, but not as good. If I wasn't at work right now I'd smoke yer ass. But bounce.gif is still greater then horse ejaculation.
http://uselessforums.com/files/030105/babys.jpg

[smileynev]

[IG]http://uselessforums.com/files/030105/babys.jpg[/IMG]

Too disturbing with not enough funny. man pounding ball >.

[ChikkenNoodul]

Aaahahahahahaahaahhahahhahhaa fetus in a jar >*

My high school biology teacher had one of those waaay in the back of his cabinet

[Kander77]

http://www.stolemyinter.net/upload/img_usa_protects_canada.jpg

[BigDov]

http://www.stolemyinter.net/upload/img_usa_protects_canada.jpg


:lol:

[elpmis]

Too disturbing with not enough funny. man pounding ball >.
you're fat and want the pizza

[smileynev]

you're fat and want the pizza

true, but I am a fair judge and will let you know if your image is funnier/cooler then mine.

[elpmis]

http://uselessforums.com/files/030105/wowman.jpg

[JPatrick]

fly was this thread inspired by that pic I sent you last night?

[smileynev]

[IG]http://uselessforums.com/files/030105/wowman.jpg[/IMG]

woah, haven't seen that before.

[fly]

fly was this thread inspired by that pic I sent you last night?
Yep. Pretty much. :lol:

[JPatrick]

Yep. Pretty much. :lol:


:fly:

[elpmis]

woah, haven't seen that before.
man I don't fucking know

[smileynev]

:fly:

post it you stupid girly fuckers.

[JPatrick]

post it you stupid girly fuckers.


I was gonna but not now meaniehead

[zengirl]

Oh man, now I'm hungry.

[elpmis]

http://uselessforums.com/files/030105/youknowit.jpg

[elpmis]

http://uselessforums.com/files/030105/189301081563039.jpg

[fly]

thread locks in 10 minutes!

[April40]

How is judging going to work :fly:

[elpmis]

http://uselessforums.com/files/030105/itshard.jpg

[fly]

Im reviewing. Thread will open back for discussion and whining after I decide.

[fly]

http://uselessforums.com/files/030105/7fly.jpg
WINNAR

[F33nX1080i]

wtf, he's already fat. think of the poor, starving people who are working out and burning like 3 times as many calories as they consume in one day:(

[fly]

wtf, he's already fat. think of the poor, starving people who are working out and burning like 3 times as many calories as they consume in one day:(
I plan on doing this regularly. :heart:

[ChikkenNoodul]

wtf, he's already fat. think of the poor, starving people who are working out and burning like 3 times as many calories as they consume in one day:(
He's "helping" by not sending you high-calorie food :D

[elpmis]

congrats smileynev

[elpmis]

you rock nev!

[April40]

:applause:

[fly]

congrats smileynev
The fetus one was my fave of yours. HAHAHAHAHAHA

[F33nX1080i]

I plan on doing this regularly. :heart:
fair 'nuff, but please do it on a weekend or later at night so i can actually get a chance to play! :heart:

[fly]

fair 'nuff, but please do it on a weekend or later at night so i can actually get a chance to play! :heart:
Will do.

[fly]

nev sucks. he wins a contest and disappears.

[zengirl]

nev sucks. he wins a contest and disappears.
He prolly had a heart attack at the thought of free pizza

[BigDov]

He prolly had a heart attack at the thought of free pizza


It's just Papa John's though.....

[zengirl]

It's just Papa John's though.....
The best part about their pizza is the peppers.

Pizza hut is my absolute favoritest pizza in the world though. I know I'm broken.

[smileynev]

sorry fly, I went to lunch already. I donate my sausage and bacon pizza to elpmis. And my heart.

[April40]

The best part about their pizza is the peppers.

Pizza hut is my absolute favoritest pizza in the world though. I know I'm broken.
I'm a Pizza Hut fan also.

[fly]

sorry fly, I went to lunch already. I donate my sausage and bacon pizza to elpmis. And my heart.
1 topping, fag.

[fly]

Okay, nev has delcined the pizza. :eek::egads:

F33nx? Want a pizza

[zengirl]

1 topping, fag.
Well, if it's from the same dead animal it still counts as 1 right?

[smileynev]

I have disappointed fly, once again. I am a terrible man and fat...:(

[Fat Burger]

I want pizza! I'll take a picture of Fuxx and I eating it :D

[Fat Burger]

Well, lots of pictures, probably.

[zengirl]

I have disappointed fly, once again. I am a terrible man and fat...:(
Apparently everyone on this forum is fat. I'm starting to feel at home

[elpmis]

I already ate, give the pizza to fatburger so him and his chick can get fatter

[elpmis]

fly, you and that whore you were with were both skinny bitches, you should eat the shit yourself

[mikey]

Apparently everyone on this forum is fat. I'm starting to feel at home




i'm not fat but i'm working on it

[zengirl]

i'm not fat but i'm working on it
Well you just have to alienate yourself from the herd don't you?

[fly]

fly, you and that whore you were with were both skinny bitches, you should eat the shit yourself
Don't talk about my sister like that, fucker. :mad:

edit: I dont really give a shit. LOLOLOLOL

[fly]

I want pizza! I'll take a picture of Fuxx and I eating it :D
<NO ONE SAW THIS>

[elpmis]

Don't talk about my sister like that, fucker. :mad:

edit: I dont really give a shit. LOLOLOLOL
come on man, we all wanna see pics of you and that blow up doll you carry around and call your girl munching on some pizza

[F33nX1080i]

Okay, nev has delcined the pizza. :eek::egads:

F33nx? Want a pizza
OMG! yes! :heart:
(sorry, was in a meeting)
edit: you didn't poast my winning (by default) picture?

[fly]

OMG! yes! :heart:
(sorry, was in a meeting)
PM me address info

[elpmis]

hahaha people are actually gonna fall for this "pizza" scam

FLY IS A SERIAL RAPIS/KILLER/STALKER IF YOU PM HIM YOUR ADDRESS YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON

[F33nX1080i]

hahaha people are actually gonna fall for this "pizza" scam

FLY IS A SERIAL RAPIS/KILLER/STALKER IF YOU PM HIM YOUR ADDRESS YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON
you just want my pizza. moron.

[elpmis]

you just want my pizza. moron.
raise your hand if you've met fly in person. (this is my turn) okay thanks.

raise your hand if you're nervous because you just gave your home address to the psycho that fly is and it makes you feel better to call elpmis a moron. (now it's your turn to raise your hand)

[smileynev]

raise your hand if you've met fly in person. (this is my turn) okay thanks.

raise your hand if you're nervous because you just gave your home address to the psycho that fly is and it makes you feel better to call elpmis a moron. (now it's your turn to raise your hand)

raise your hand if you think elpmis saw fly's manhood when they met (this is my turn)

raise your hand if you think elpmis spanked his manbeater that night while thinking of fly's package (this is my turn too)

[ChikkenNoodul]

raise your hand if you've met fly in person. (this is my turn) okay thanks.
I have.





Of course I don't remember much other than waking up under a pile of dead nuns in Peoria.

[elpmis]

raise your hand if you think elpmis saw fly's manhood when they met (this is my turn)

raise your hand if you think elpmis spanked his manbeater that night while thinking of fly's package (this is my turn too)
dude you think I'm joking, listen to chikken, he knows, I was talking to fly about football one moment and the next I woke up tied upside by my ankles with a mouth full of dead mice in the basement of an abandoned Toys R' Us

[elpmis]

after I untied myself I beat off to mental images of fly

[fly]

I have.





Of course I don't remember much other than waking up under a pile of dead nuns in Peoria.
Illinois is a great state. Remember scalping those indians? And you using the scalp to pretend you had hair? Good times man...

[smileynev]

dude you think I'm joking, listen to chikken, he knows, I was talking to fly about football one moment and the next I woke up tied upside by my ankles with a mouth full of dead mice in the basement of an abandoned Toys R' Us

shens. There are no abandoned ToysRuses. Was it a Children's Palace?

[fly]

after I untied myself I beat off to mental images of fly
I was around the corner. Watching you. With night vision glasses on. And fucking a beachball.

[ChikkenNoodul]

shens. There are no abandoned ToysRuses. Was it a Children's Palace?
Or a Kay Bee

[smileynev]

Or a Kay Bee

Those are usually in malls. He'd have to be in the stockroom or something.

[ChikkenNoodul]

Illinois is a great state. Remember scalping those indians? And you using the scalp to pretend you had hair? Good times man...
Yeah, that one fucker just kept running around screaming.

I think we had to throw the shovel at him 5 or 6 times before he finally dropped, ahaha it was hilarious when you got it stuck between a couple of his back bones

I think I wore his scalp to a meeting the other day

[ChikkenNoodul]

Those are usually in malls. He'd have to be in the stockroom or something.
They gots some big ones 'round us

Sometimes called Toy World or something

[fly]

Yeah, that one fucker just kept running around screaming.

I think we had to throw the shovel at him 5 or 6 times before he finally dropped, ahaha it was hilarious when you got it stuck between a couple of his back bones

I think I wore his scalp to a meeting the other day
Yeah, that one was like a damn energizer bunny. wtf

AND OMG. You still have that scalp??? Thats awesome.

[elpmis]

yeah so anyway, enjoy your pizza F33nX - see you Peoria

[F33nX1080i]

yeah so anyway, enjoy your pizza F33nX - see you Peoria

thanks :p

[smileynev]

thanks :p
how was it?

[F33nX1080i]

how was it?
i don't have it yet, i JUST walked in the door

fly rocks everything, including my socks off :heart:

[mikey]

i had to order a pizza for dinner, thanks thread

:drool:

[F33nX1080i]

okay, papa john's can suck it

i've been waiting at home the entire time since fly said he ordered it, and there's no pizza. i just called the papa john's, and they said that the driver tried to deliver the pizza and no one answered the door. so now i have no pizza, am still hungry, and will raise holy hell if fly's CC doesn't get refunded.

i am a sad panda. thanks anyways hon :heart:

[fly]

okay, papa john's can suck it

i've been waiting at home the entire time since fly said he ordered it, and there's no pizza. i just called the papa john's, and they said that the driver tried to deliver the pizza and no one answered the door. so now i have no pizza, am still hungry, and will raise holy hell if fly's CC doesn't get refunded.

i am a sad panda. thanks anyways hon :heart:
Yeah, they gave it back. =(

[F33nX1080i]

Yeah, they gave it back. =(

my apartment complex is pretty big...plus when i had the manager on the phone i could hear the delivery boy in the background hemming and hawwing about his story. i'm still kinda mad:( i'm glad you got your money back tho

[fly]

my apartment complex is pretty big...plus when i had the manager on the phone i could hear the delivery boy in the background hemming and hawwing about his story. i'm still kinda mad:( i'm glad you got your money back tho
We'll have another one tomorrow then. Once I think of a contest.

[smileynev]

We'll have another one tomorrow then. Once I think of a contest.

First person to post their asshole.