We need a project [Archive]

theacoustician

03-01-2005, 04:41 PM

I was recently reminded of an idea that I had at another forum and thought I'd give a go here, since most of you have IQ's higher than your shoe size.

We need a project.

Something that we can all work on that actually produces something. Maybe its something we all work on in pieces and send to a couple people for final assembly. Maybe we all work on writing a movie script or a novel. I don't really know what it should be, but it should be more tangible than spam on this forum.

So, what should be the great UF project?

JPatrick

03-01-2005, 04:42 PM

I voulenteer to make sketches of the prototypes
Unless its a script or novel, in which case Ill just continue to make asshole comments.

BigDov

03-01-2005, 04:46 PM

I can definitely write like a motherfucker (figuratively speaking of course) so I'm game for that.

BigDov

03-01-2005, 04:48 PM

And to add to that, I wouldn't be opposed to some sort of picture type project either..... not sure what that could be since we're all over the goddamned US, but something like that would be fun too.

fly

03-01-2005, 04:49 PM

I can definitely write like a motherfucker (figuratively speaking of course) so I'm game for that.
Please submit a front page article. Thanks.

fly

03-01-2005, 04:49 PM

I voulenteer to make sketches of the prototypes
Unless its a script or novel, in which case Ill just continue to make asshole comments.
Can you do caricachutres. spelt wrong like a motherfuker.

BigDov

03-01-2005, 04:50 PM

Please submit a front page article. Thanks.

I have and it was based in truth and flopped horribly.

JPatrick

03-01-2005, 04:51 PM

Can you do caricachutres. spelt wrong like a motherfuker.

Kinda
If I have a photo
But Im not the best at it

fly

03-01-2005, 04:52 PM

I have and it was based in truth and flopped horribly.
THAT DID NOT FLOP. THAT WAS AWESOME. fag

BigDov

03-01-2005, 04:54 PM

THAT DID NOT FLOP. THAT WAS AWESOME. fag

OKAY I'LL WORK ON SOMETHING THEN.

FAG

wr3kt

03-01-2005, 04:56 PM

I have writer's dick.

/edit
Block.

smileynev

03-01-2005, 04:57 PM

We could make a quilt. For the Tsunami victims.

JPatrick

03-01-2005, 04:59 PM

We could make a quilt. For the Tsunami victims.

arent the "victims" dead?
why would dead people want quilts?

elpmis

03-01-2005, 05:05 PM

We could make a quilt. For the Tsunami victims.
bahahahahaha

smileynev

03-01-2005, 05:05 PM

arent the "victims" dead?
why would dead people want quilts?

The childrens and other survivors silly. We could each make a square with something special and heartfelt on it.

elpmis

03-01-2005, 05:05 PM

seriously though, theac has a good idea here - I just hope whatever we do never gets famous, can you imagine all the media attention on past threads? All the shit that's been said?

smileynev

03-01-2005, 05:06 PM

seriously though, theac has a good idea here - I just hope whatever we do never gets famous, can you imagine all the media attention on past threads? All the shit that's been said?

"how was your day?"

"Cool, yours?"

"Great. Say, can I get that cookie recipe from you?"

"sure...."

Yeah, scandalous.

elpmis

03-01-2005, 05:07 PM

"how was your day?"

"Cool, yours?"

"Great. Say, can I get that cookie recipe from you?"

"sure...."

Yeah, scandalous.
I told you to ignore DW, not ignore everyone BUT DW

JPatrick

03-01-2005, 05:09 PM

seriously though, theac has a good idea here - I just hope whatever we do never gets famous, can you imagine all the media attention on past threads? All the shit that's been said?

Well if they look past all the goat raping, hooker killing and the rampant ass-buggery, theyd see that were just normal everyday folks that like goat raping hooker killing and ass-buggery.

smileynev

03-01-2005, 05:09 PM

I told you to ignore DW, not ignore everyone BUT DW

oh, sorry.

"Hey dude, poop"

"AHHAHHAHAHAAH, fart"

"LOLOLOLOOLOLLLLOLLOLL Penis"

*thread lock*

elpmis

03-01-2005, 05:11 PM

oh, sorry.

"Hey dude, poop"

"AHHAHHAHAHAAH, fart"

"LOLOLOLOOLOLLLLOLLOLL Penis"

*thread lock*
"Hey guys, I love God but I hate my girlfriend, but God says not to hate her so I'm gonna marry her"

"Hi I'm 15 listen to my advice about your current situation"

"Okay no problem, you seem pretty smart since you used big words like 'listen' and 'to'"

JPatrick

03-01-2005, 05:13 PM

Can we do something that involves beer?
Or emptying beer bottles?

F33nX1080i

03-01-2005, 05:14 PM

Can we do something that involves beer?
Or emptying beer bottles?
UF Microbrewery?

smileynev

03-01-2005, 05:17 PM

"Hey guys, I love God but I hate my girlfriend, but God says not to hate her so I'm gonna marry her"

"Hi I'm 15 listen to my advice about your current situation"

"Okay no problem, you seem pretty smart since you used big words like 'listen' and 'to'"

"Hey fellas, I met this really cool chick, but after we went to her place and she changed I notice on her dress it said she was a size 4. So I split before she came out of the bathroom. Was that cool to do?

"Hell yeah, no fatties man"

"Did she have a penis?"

elpmis

03-01-2005, 05:19 PM

"Hey fellas, I met this really cool chick, but after we went to her place and she changed I notice on her dress it said she was a size 4. So I split before she came out of the bathroom. Was that cool to do?

"Hell yeah, no fatties man"

"Did she have a penis?"
" "

" "

" "

"so does this forum have an admin?"

JPatrick

03-01-2005, 05:19 PM

UF Microbrewery?

Ill be in charge of product testing and general QC of the product

smileynev

03-01-2005, 05:22 PM

" "

" "

" "

"so does this forum have an admin?"

"funzie"

"LOL"

"its played out you stupid motherfucker, get over it"

Pandora

03-01-2005, 05:25 PM

My schedule is booked, I'm busy being lazy this week.

elpmis

03-01-2005, 05:26 PM

"funzie"

"LOL"

"its played out you stupid motherfucker, get over it"
"fuck those guys for not giving us a front page, I'm never going back there again"

"if you have anything you want to submit to the UF front page, let me know"

"umm ..."

"http://www.genmay.net *hits enter*"

"what's up flynavy?"

April40

03-01-2005, 05:29 PM

:lol:

smileynev

03-01-2005, 05:33 PM

"fuck those guys for not giving us a front page, I'm never going back there again"

"if you have anything you want to submit to the UF front page, let me know"

"umm ..."

"http://www.genmay.net *hits enter*"

"what's up flynavy?"

"Hey guys, we should do something good for the betterment of mankind..."

"Cool, what about volunteering at a hospital?"

"Or becoming a big brother or big sister?"

"Nah, I was thinking more like making a kickass subwoofer from scratch"

bast_imret

03-01-2005, 05:42 PM

Folding!

:lol:

theacoustician

03-01-2005, 06:13 PM

"Hey guys, we should do something good for the betterment of mankind..."

"Cool, what about volunteering at a hospital?"

"Or becoming a big brother or big sister?"

"Nah, I was thinking more like making a kickass subwoofer from scratch"
I bet you'd change your tune if it was made out of twinkies, ran OS X, and cost $13.73.

smileynev

03-01-2005, 06:14 PM

I bet you'd change your tune if it was made out of twinkies, ran OS X, and cost $13.73.

Holy crap. Thats like, perfect. Cheap, fattening, and gay. You know me so well...:heart:

SemperFly

03-01-2005, 06:15 PM

I Robert I

03-01-2005, 06:23 PM

And to add to that, I wouldn't be opposed to some sort of picture type project either..... not sure what that could be since we're all over the goddamned US, but something like that would be fun too.
DISCRIMINATION!

Not that I have a damn thing to contribute with but still.

BigDov

03-01-2005, 06:28 PM

DISCRIMINATION!

Not that I have a damn thing to contribute with but still.

Oh man, I'm sorry....... restate that.

"since we're all over the WORLD......."

:heart:

I Robert I

03-01-2005, 06:30 PM

Oh man, I'm sorry....... restate that.

"since we're all over the WORLD......."

:heart:
So now you screw the aliens too? God damnit man, I thought it was obvious taht some of these people weren't from "around here". I mean, just look at them. Some just can't be human.

edit: My sleep deprived brain decided to post this in an attempt to be funny. I apologize for this. It will be punished, rest assured.

BigDov

03-01-2005, 06:32 PM

So now you screw the aliens too? God damnit man, I thought it was obvious taht some of these people weren't from "around here". I mean, just look at them. Some just can't be human.

edit: My sleep deprived brain decided to post this in an attempt to be funny. I apologize for this. It will be punished, rest assured.

:lol: No, that IS funny!!

JPatrick

03-01-2005, 06:46 PM

We could do an underpants exchange.
We could all send eachother a pair of our clean underpants, and have each person wear them for a day and send them back.
Then we could report on how they smell and if there are any "surprises" in them.

BigDov

03-01-2005, 07:06 PM

That sounds spicier than the secret santa deal...... I don't think there'd be as many takers for that as there was for the gift dealio tho.

Sp`ange

03-01-2005, 07:59 PM

how about a illustrated book.

I know how to bind books. I'm also a fairly good printmaker.

*Fuxx Burger*

03-01-2005, 08:12 PM

UF gangbang?

mikey

03-01-2005, 08:29 PM

take a picture of someone or something and email it from poster to poster to add something to the photo and then laugh at results.

oh, can't remove anything someone else has already added.

Sp`ange

03-01-2005, 08:35 PM

UF gangbang?

are you goin' to be the gangbangee?

*Fuxx Burger*

03-01-2005, 08:42 PM

are you goin' to be the gangbangee?
No I thought I would work the camera.

Remember, I dont have sex before marriage :fly:

Fat Burger

03-01-2005, 08:57 PM

Remember, I dont have sex before marriage :fly:
Me either, let's be friends!

*Fuxx Burger*

03-01-2005, 09:02 PM

Me either, let's be friends!
Will you be my intarweb boyfriend? lolololol

JJ Lady

03-01-2005, 09:04 PM

No I thought I would work the camera.

Remember, I dont have sex before marriage :fly:

Thats not what you told me :shifty:

*Fuxx Burger*

03-01-2005, 09:05 PM

Thats not what you told me :shifty:
shhhh... thats just what I tell loosers on intarweb forams so they stay away from me ;)

Sp`ange

03-01-2005, 09:15 PM

Me either, let's be friends!

by choice or by default?

Fat Burger

03-01-2005, 09:41 PM

Will you be my intarweb boyfriend? lolololol
[X] Yes
[ ] No

Fat Burger

03-01-2005, 09:41 PM

by choice or by default?
Little of both :fly:

*Fuxx Burger*

03-01-2005, 09:42 PM

[X] Yes
[ ] No
OMG he said yes!!!!
Now what? I suppose you'll want nudes?

Sp`ange

03-02-2005, 02:52 AM

it should've been:

[ ] Yes
[ ] No
[ ] Maybe

wr3kt

03-02-2005, 03:56 AM

Retarded art website?

Fat Burger

03-02-2005, 10:09 AM

OMG he said yes!!!!
Now what? I suppose you'll want nudes?
Yes, but we can wait until this weekend to take those :drool:

BigDov

03-02-2005, 10:20 AM

Yes, but we can wait until this weekend to take those :drool:

If you're in need of a cameraman........ you know how to get ahold of me :drool:

:fly:

*Fuxx Burger*

03-02-2005, 10:36 AM

If you're in need of a cameraman........ you know how to get ahold of me :drool:

:fly:
Or we could use his tripod and you can join us :drool:

I'll being the extra large tub of lube with me
:shifty:

ChikkenNoodul

03-02-2005, 10:37 AM

arent the "victims" dead?
why would dead people want quilts?
We could make it out of their skin, and give it to a museum