Post your ban stories...

[fly]

I just got banned from a forum for having this as my avatar

http://upload.pzind.com/upload_files/011605/tub.JPG

They said it was not work safe :rolleyes:

Post your funny ban stories. Either stuff that you did, or people you remember getting banned.

[April40]

:lol:


One local band forum banned me because I "was being myself" and the lead singers girlfriend didn't like it. It went as far as the lead singer threatening to kick my butt and anyone who knew me. I then threatened to call Universal Records to report his actions and they all backed down and let me sign on to the forum again.

Anyone heard of Blue October? :fly:

[Sp`ange]

I was banned from HardForums GenMay before genmay broke of on its own. seems as though calling Alliah a ghetto bitch on the day she dies is in bad taste. :)

that's why i'm spangemonkee and not Sp`ange.

[mikey]

i've never been band

[mikey]

and the only fuckng way that is not safe for work is if someone knows what it is

[mikey]

i did go on a goatse and tubgirl rampage at genmay with gimp once, it got me band


we did that twice i think, so that would be two times

[mikey]

drool band me for a weekend once, i dont remember what for

[mikey]

i was band at a forum after two posts, one was hello, the other explaining what thrawn meant.

i dont think they liked my friends

[mikey]

that gay boy at genmay, uh


STAPLER

yeah, thats the one. he band me for something, i probably called him a gay boy or somehting.

[DirkPhoenix]

Haven't been band...yet.

[Kander77]

I was permabanned by Kay0909 on genmay once.


But maybe thats because I told him to on AIM.......

[April40]

Haven't been band...yet.

No boy bands will take you?

[*Fuxx Burger*]

I was baned from genmay cos Im fb's girlfriend :rolleyes:

[April40]

I was baned from genmay cos Im fb's girlfriend :rolleyes:

Since genmay is such a great forum. :rolleyes:

[*Fuxx Burger*]

Since genmay is such a great forum. :rolleyes:Its true. I cant believe I wasted 2 years over there :tard:

[SemperFly]

I was banned at [H] because Kyle found out I posted on Genmay with his account. I made a comment, he figured out that I had made his "Clearing the air" thread....so he deleted the account. I had 72 posts, most of them in the car and hard drive forums. I'd been registered there since may of 2000, I believe. I came across the place (lol) shortly after their switch to vbull.

I had to register a new account :(

[SemperFly]

Its true. I cant believe I wasted 2 years over there :tard:
if not for that place you wouldn't have josh ;) don't forget that

[April40]

Its true. I cant believe I wasted 2 years over there :tard:


I posted there from May to about October, I think.

[Arátoeldar]

So far I haven't done anything stupid enough to get banned from any forum.

[*Fuxx Burger*]

if not for that place you wouldn't have josh ;) don't forget that
You are totally right... and we joke about it all the time.
But they can still be dicks.

[*Fuxx Burger*]

I posted there from May to about October, I think.
We must have missed eachother. I stopped posting there around this time last year, and then I got banned just a few months ago with FB's goodbye thread.
Sanjay banned me through association :P

[April40]

We must have missed eachother. I stopped posting there around this time last year, and then I got banned just a few months ago with FB's goodbye thread.
Sanjay banned me through association :P


They are a bunch of tards over there. Tards running tards.

[jaxxor]

bah. I thought this thread was for telling banworthy stories.

[Desslock]

No bannage for me. Ever.

[JPatrick]

drool band me for a weekend once, i dont remember what for



refusal to provide peepee pics = BAND


I think the only place Ive been forcefully ejected from was the old Nemesis forums, cuz I posted the photoshop of TheTitan holding a giant pink dildo. Oh, and I was banned from a motorcycle forum once for making an "offcolor joke". I forget what the joke was, but I dont think it was that bad.
Im sure theres a few more but its early and Im still on my first cup of coffee

[JPatrick]

bah. I thought this thread was for telling banworthy stories.



well lets hear yours missy

[April40]

well lets hear yours missy


He doesn't have any, he's a goody two shoes.

[BigDov]

I've never been banned......

[April40]

I've never been banned......


No one bans estrogen.

[BigDov]

No one bans estrogen.


Ooooh ZING!

[fly]

Oh, I got banned for a week by DM for posting a link to some tanning cams.

http://uselessforums.com/files/120204/supergay.gif

[moose]

It's coming for me....

[F33nX1080i]

never been banned...though after telling my story of why i left genmay to one of the admins/supermods, i'd be curious to see if i can post there anymore:p

[smileynev]

I was banned from tempmay for opening too many accounts. I was banned for a BF Vietnam server this weekend because I took my helicopter into the NVA base and stole theres, twice.

I was banned from here for awhile for doing something, don't remember what it was. Never been banned from Genmay.

[Restless]

never been band, i'm too good for that, though i got my first admin edit ever yesterday here, for the horse fetus pic.. :D i recon i will be one day :shifty:

[elpmis]

been banned from a few tsunami relief funds forums for calling everyone a [ADMIN EDIT]

go banned from a couple of other places for more of the same

[fly]

I was banned from tempmay for opening too many accounts. I was banned for a BF Vietnam server this weekend because I took my helicopter into the NVA base and stole theres, twice.

I was banned from here for awhile for doing something, don't remember what it was. Never been banned from Genmay.

Stop stealing teh chopparz!!

And you were made invisible on genmay. :fly:

[smileynev]

Stop stealing teh chopparz!!

And you were made invisible on genmay. :fly:

The admin guy warned me the first time. So I gently landed our huey in there base so they could have it and took their MI 8. I thought it was a fair trade.

[fly]

The admin guy warned me the first time. So I gently landed our huey in there base so they could have it and took their MI 8. I thought it was a fair trade.
Which huey?

[smileynev]

Which huey?

Rocket/machine gun huey.

[fly]

Rocket/machine gun huey.
Seems fair to me, but that choppar sucks without a gunner.

[smileynev]

Seems fair to me, but that choppar sucks without a gunner.

yeah, but with a gunner its better then the MI 8. Plus its more maneuverable and chicks dig Hueys.

[Enemy]

Got banned from a large English forum about 15times for my sheer amount of spam, everytime I'd e-mail a mod and get my account back because afterall I was the first female on there. :lol:

Banned from nemesis for being a badass spammer too, I think genmay and here are the only places where that isn't a hindrance. ;)

[April40]

We need some good ban stories from UF.

[BigDov]

We need some good ban stories from UF.


That would imply that someone is going to be banned from here.....

[April40]

That would imply that someone is going to be banned from here.....


Let's ban estrogen for 28 days till their cycle is back on track. :fly:

[CletusJones]

I got KC'd by DM for 10 days because I spammed this all over teh foruams.

http://www.omg-stfu.com/mayhem/bbr.png

[April40]

I got KC'd by DM for 10 days because I spammed this all over teh foruams.

http://www.omg-stfu.com/mayhem/bbr.png


I think you are known for your spamming of images.

[CletusJones]

I think you are known for your spamming of images.
what do you mean?

http://www.omg-stfu.com/mayhem/women-internet.jpg

[smileynev]

I got banned from UF for spamming real pictures of April...

[April40]

I got banned from UF for spamming real pictures of April...


That's what you get, assmonkey. :mad:

[fly]

I got banned from UF for spamming real pictures of April...
Post em or you'll be banned again.

[Kander77]

I think you are known for your spamming of images.


its all I do now on the M. I have a txt file of over 100 images already uploaded. lol

[April40]

its all I do now on the M. I have a txt file of over 100 images already uploaded. lol


I didn't think people actually did that. Sad. :(

[Fat Burger]

I got banned from Genmay for doing the one thing I always said I would never do; a goodbye thread :P

[smileynev]

I got banned from Genmay for doing the one thing I always said I would never do; a goodbye thread :P

Midget plooker

[Nyx]

what do you mean?

http://www.omg-stfu.com/mayhem/women-internet.jpg

OK, all of us women will go back to the kitchen and leave you guys alone :mad:

[Kander77]

I didn't think people actually did that. Sad. :(


How else can I keep posting pics at such a high rate?

[CletusJones]

OK, all of us women will go back to the kitchen and leave you guys alone :mad:
while you're in there, can you bake me some cookies?

[Desslock]

while you're in there, can you bake me some cookies?

And bring me a beer. :P

[CletusJones]

And bring me a beer. :P
and some chips to munch on until the cookies are done

[Nyx]

while you're in there, can you bake me some cookies?

And bring me a beer. :P

and some chips to munch on until the cookies are done

What's in it for me if I do? :shady:

[fly]

I got banned from Genmay for doing the one thing I always said I would never do; a goodbye thread :P
Are you really still banned?

[Desslock]

What's in it for me if I do? :shady:

A pat on the ass.

[CletusJones]

What's in it for me if I do? :shady:
ask and you shall receive :fly: