Getting some rest this weekend??? ;)

[BigDov]

So the plan was for me to have a nice relaxing day today....... listen to it rain, watch the wind blow shingles off of the neighbor's shanty, and just generally be lazy. NOT happening that way.

>:-(

Mmmmmhmmmm...................... for the past day, my youngest daughter has been sick; sick as in been throwing up everything she eats. Oh my that's all kinds of fun fun fun. Then I found out last night that there's an electrician coming over at 9:00 this morning to inspect my handiwork, my oldest daughter has a TaeKwonDo demo to go to this afternoon, on top of my wife being gone all day doing scrapbooking shit. *sigh* So that's not too bad, right?? Dad might be able to sneak in a nap here or there, right? WRONG!

Oh but wait- the middle kid woke up at about 12:30 throwing up (ugh) so she came downstairs to our bedroom....... my wife was dealing with her, I went and cleaned up her mess which is VERY hard for me to do cause I'm pretty much a sympathy puker, and well, the smell is enough to get me going :( Damn. I get that done, roll back to bed and doze off for about 10 minutes, then lo and behold, middle kid and wife are both out of bed throwing up. Fucking great. Finally about 2:00 I get tired of not sleeping and hearing them puking every half an hour so I go downstairs to sleep. I think I finally fell asleep about 4:30. Then woke back up at 6:00. FUUUUUUUCCCKKKKK!!!!!!! Pukey sheets, towels, and pajamas to wash, kids to hover over, shit to do....... fuck fuck fuck. FUCK.

So you Atlanta folks all iced in and freezing your asses off, have fun today :lol:

[fly]

Kids suck. True story. :fly:

[BigDov]

Today fly, I'm not going to argue with you ONE bit :)

:lol:

[bast_imret]

I understand. I am a sympathy puker too. I can't clean up dog vomit without dry heaving.

[April40]

I read the title as "getting some this weekend?"

:hs:

[Enemy]

I'm never having kids.

Had a relaxing day so far. Went to the library, grabbed a handful of books. Went into the city and brought a shirt for bf and some materials to make people valentines day cards with.

Got home. Get this...my gran brought me...a.......




















METALLICA BACKPACK

FUCK YES

BEST PRESENT EVER

IM GOING TO FUCKING CRY

o my

[BigDov]

I read the title as "getting some this weekend?"

:hs:


Well needless to say, that's not going to be happening either :lol:

[Enemy]

I understand. I am a sympathy puker too. I can't clean up dog vomit without dry heaving.

Once when I was like 10 I puked on my grans carpet and it looked like Africa and she wasn't home so I had to clean it up and I did an Italy shaped puke while cleaning.

[JJ Lady]

I understand. I am a sympathy puker too. I can't clean up dog vomit without dry heaving.
I used to be that way, but when it is my children (or dogs) I don't really have a problem. Weird huh?

Anyway Dov...Sorry! I hope it gets better soon!

[BigDov]

I used to be that way, but when it is my children (or dogs) I don't really have a problem. Weird huh?

Anyway Dov...Sorry! I hope it gets better soon!


:) Me too JJ.

[CletusJones]

dude, that sucks ass. I"m sorry to hear that your whole family is sick. I'm at my parents relaxing and doing my thing here. it's nice so far, my mommy made a delicious breakfast and I've had like 4 cups of coffee. I showed my dad how to do some stuff in autocad and whatnot as well. All in all it's been a really peaceful saturday morning for me. :D

[Pandora]

Kids suck. True story. :fly:

QFT :lol:

[BigDov]

QFT :lol:


-glaresatyou-

:(

[fly]

Once when I was like 10 I puked on my grans carpet and it looked like Africa and she wasn't home so I had to clean it up and I did an Italy shaped puke while cleaning.
HAHAHAHAH YES!

[d4rkspike]

Once when I was like 10 I puked on my grans carpet and it looked like Africa and she wasn't home so I had to clean it up and I did an Italy shaped puke while cleaning.
LOL good stuff

[Niltrog]

That sucks mang :( Hope your daughter gets better and you can relax a little more..

Every day is easy for me.. I need a job :(

I didn't know d4rkspike was over here too.. So that's another Portland guy if a Portland UF happening.. happens :D

[MadDog]

I did nothing today and it was GREAT :)

[fly]

That sucks mang :( Hope your daughter gets better and you can relax a little more..

Every day is easy for me.. I need a job :(

I didn't know d4rkspike was over here too.. So that's another Portland guy if a Portland UF happening.. happens :D
Tree hugger meet!

[kristchan]

aw :(
remember how hard it was being sick when you were a kid? poor guys. hope they feel better soon. :heart:

[Pandora]

Tree humper meet!

fxt

[Restless]

any kinds i have will be vacinated from birth from all known dieseses i hate getting ill, it sux..:(

[shockthemonkey]

:heart: I hope things get better over there. Puke is ICKY!!!!!!!!11111

[*Fuxx Burger*]

Sorry to hear about your weekend :(

[BigDov]

It continues! Youngest slept from 3 yesterday afternoon until 7 this morning, went back to bed 2 hours later; the middle kid hasn't had anything to eat since Friday, but she is starting to drink and keep down some water; the wife still isn't all that great either especially not after telling me she doesn't even feel like eating either. *sigh*

[smileynev]

eat the vomit. It will make you immune.

[smileynev]

I used to be that way, but when it is my children (or dogs) I don't really have a problem. Weird huh?

Anyway Dov...Sorry! I hope it gets better soon!

You did not birth them.

Just a reminder.

[BigDov]

eat the vomit. It will make you immune.


No shit? Is that like eating my boogers to boost my immune system?

[smileynev]

No shit? Is that like eating my boogers to boost my immune system?

Kinda, only more chunky

[BigDov]

Kinda, only more chunky


Splendid, I'll get right on that :lol:

[*Fuxx Burger*]

It continues! Youngest slept from 3 yesterday afternoon until 7 this morning, went back to bed 2 hours later; the middle kid hasn't had anything to eat since Friday, but she is starting to drink and keep down some water; the wife still isn't all that great either especially not after telling me she doesn't even feel like eating either. *sigh*
Get them to start nibbling on dry toast, banana's and gatorade so they dont get dehydrated.
But only little sips and small nibbles.

[BigDov]

Get them to start nibbling on dry toast, banana's and gatorade so they dont get dehydrated.
But only little sips and small nibbles.


:) Yup, started them off light with a couple crackers, but hopefully they'll feel like eating today- it's not like either one of those kids has a lot of weight they could stand to lose.

:heart:

[*Fuxx Burger*]

:) Yup, started them off light with a couple crackers, but hopefully they'll feel like eating today- it's not like either one of those kids has a lot of weight they could stand to lose.

:heart:
I need to get sick again. When i was sick over christmas, I ended up in the hospital for a night, I ended up losing like 7 lbs because I didnt eat anything

[BigDov]

I need to get sick again. When i was sick over christmas, I ended up in the hospital for a night, I ended up losing like 7 lbs because I didnt eat anything


That's not a good way to lose weight though :(

[*Fuxx Burger*]

That's not a good way to lose weight though :(
I know... I need a good reason to get in super hot shape... like for fitting into a wedding dress or something strange like that
:shifty:

[BigDov]

I know... I need a good reason to get in super hot shape... like for fitting into a wedding dress or something strange like that
:shifty:

:fly: I've heard you might........ but still. Please be reasonable, 'kay?

[*Fuxx Burger*]

:fly: I've heard you might........ but still. Please be reasonable, 'kay?
You've heard I might what... diet? And be reasonable about what.
Dont worry, I would never do a fad diet or anything like that. Plus Im not fat :P I just miss working out. We have a gym at school but it kinda sucks

[BigDov]

You've heard I might what... diet? And be reasonable about what.
Dont worry, I would never do a fad diet or anything like that. Plus Im not fat :P I just miss working out. We have a gym at school but it kinda sucks


Heard you might need to fit into a wedding dress ;) Be reasonable about your weight loss....... that's all I was getting at.

No you're not fat at all :) I miss working out too- I think I'm going to join the gym again and see about getting back in shape.

[fly]

I know... I need a good reason to get in super hot shape... like for fitting into a wedding dress or something strange like that
:shifty:
FOR A FRIEND'S WEDDING? AM I RITE?

[fly]

Get them to start nibbling on dry toast, banana's and gatorade so they dont get dehydrated.
But only little sips and small nibbles.
May I suggest slowing the car down to about 8mph and pushing them out of the car in front of the emergency room. Then go rent 6 of your favorite DVDs and enjoy your peaceful evening.

[JJ Lady]

You did not birth them.

Just a reminder.

Gee thanks. I would have never know...

[*Fuxx Burger*]

FOR A FRIEND'S WEDDING? AM I RITE?
Of course... I will be wearing a wedding dress to my friend's wedding

:shifty:

[Pandora]

Of course... I will be wearing a wedding dress to my friend's wedding

:shifty:

Just send out the invitations already!! :D

[*Fuxx Burger*]

Just send out the invitations already!! :D
I told theac that you and him better be there :P

[moose]

This past weekend was the first weekend I was able to sleep in.... in a long time.

Thank youuuuu new job.

[fly]

Of course... I will be wearing a wedding dress to my friend's wedding

:shifty:
WTF

You and FB are getting married? SERIOS? OMGWTFBBQ

Isn't that kinda... fast?

[fly]

This past weekend was the first weekend I was able to sleep in.... in a long time.

Thank youuuuu new job.
So did you wake up early then? That's usually what happens when I can sleep in.

[smileynev]

WTF

You and FB are getting married? SERIOS? OMGWTFBBQ

Isn't that kinda... fast?

They can't...ya know...do the thing....with his thing...and her thinger....until they're married.

[April40]

OMG all this fuxx and heartboxer dude marriage talk is quirking me out

WTF you two?

[smileynev]

OMG all this fuxx and heartboxer dude marriage talk is quirking me out

WTF you two?

Did you not read my post?

[F33nX1080i]

They can't...ya know...do the thing....with his thing...and her thinger....until they're married.
two of my friends in college got married when they did for this exact reason...she was uberrelgious and he was really horny. let's just say 2 years later it's not working out so well.

[April40]

Did you not read my post?


Come on now... it didn't have a link in it I didn't know it was yours so I skipped over it.

[smileynev]

two of my friends in college got married when they did for this exact reason...she was uberrelgious and he was really horny. let's just say 2 years later it's not working out so well.

Well, did he get some?

[fly]

Come on now... it didn't have a link in it I didn't know it was yours so I skipped over it.
HAHAHAHHAHAHHACNNHAHAHAHHA

[smileynev]

HAHAHAHHAHAHHACNNHAHAHAHHA

Don't encourage fatty.

[moose]

So did you wake up early then? That's usually what happens when I can sleep in.

nope... slept until noon both days :drool:

[F33nX1080i]

Well, did he get some?
yep, and is depressed as hell because she's apparently a terrible lay.

[smileynev]

yep, and is depressed as hell because she's apparently a terrible lay.
I don't get how a chick can be a terrible lay?

[F33nX1080i]

I don't get how a chick can be a terrible lay?
there are more complicated surrounding issues as well. she's psychocatholic, for one. no birth control is allowed in her mind. he wants sex, doesn't want kids yet (he's still in grad school). she apparently has this mindset that women are supposed to be passive in bed, blah blah blah, and is apparently like a cold fish. :shrug:

[smileynev]

there are more complicated surrounding issues as well. she's psychocatholic, for one. no birth control is allowed in her mind. he wants sex, doesn't want kids yet (he's still in grad school). she apparently has this mindset that women are supposed to be passive in bed, blah blah blah, and is apparently like a cold fish. :shrug:

dea...I mean colder the better.

[*Fuxx Burger*]

WTF

You and FB are getting married? SERIOS? OMGWTFBBQ

Isn't that kinda... fast?Eventually... I didnt say we were getting married tomorrow ;)



They can't...ya know...do the thing....with his thing...and her thinger....until they're married.
That is hardly a good reason to get married. I would never get married just to have sex.
And for all you know, we are fucking like bunnies already ;)

[*Fuxx Burger*]

there are more complicated surrounding issues as well. she's psychocatholic, for one. no birth control is allowed in her mind. he wants sex, doesn't want kids yet (he's still in grad school). she apparently has this mindset that women are supposed to be passive in bed, blah blah blah, and is apparently like a cold fish. :shrug:
Yeah but thats catholics for you. Protestants are very different. I have nothing against birth control, and I certainly dont think women should be passive in bed.
Many catholics think that sex is for procreation, not recreation.
So therefore, dont marry a catholic girl... sure the school girl outfit is cute, but she not gonna be any fun in bed :P

[Fat Burger]

Who's getting married? :confused:

[April40]

Who's getting married? :confused:


You are... might as well make it a shotgun wedding :fly:

[fly]

That is hardly a good reason to get married. I would never get married just to have sex.
And for all you know, we are fucking like bunnies already ;)
You are not being a good Christian. :fly:

[*Fuxx Burger*]

You are not being a good Christian. :fly:
It's true.
I've been bad. I need a spanking :fly:

[bast_imret]

Theac and fuxx, didn't you hear? He's a polygamist. I'm trying to get in on some of that action too . . . but I'm not sure if he's a bi-polygamist.

[*Fuxx Burger*]

Theac and fuxx, didn't you hear? He's a polygamist. I'm trying to get in on some of that action too . . . but I'm not sure if he's a bi-polygamist.
everyone wants a peice of theac. I have been trying for years

[BigDov]

This thread is killing me....... it went from a discussion about puking kids, to getting married, now to everyone's unhealthy lust for theac :lol:

[Fat Burger]

This thread is killing me....... it went from a discussion about puking kids, to getting married, now to everyone's unhealthy lust for theac :lol:
I just want to marry him so I can get one of his patents in the divorce.

[*Fuxx Burger*]

This thread is killing me....... it went from a discussion about puking kids, to getting married, now to everyone's unhealthy lust for theac :lol:
I think all threads should be about our lust for theac :heart:

[BigDov]

I just want to marry him so I can get one of his patents in the divorce.

That sounds so....... so....... shallow :(


:lol:

[BigDov]

I think all threads should be about our lust for theac :heart:


I don't lust for theac tho....... :(

[Fat Burger]

I don't lust for theac tho....... :(
And I used to think you were cool :fly:

[BigDov]

And I used to think you were cool :fly:


You're gonna get a time out Mister!!!!

[*Fuxx Burger*]

I don't lust for theac tho....... :(
That's too bad.
It's bast you lust for isn't it?

[JJ Lady]

I think all threads should be about our lust for theac :heart:
QFT :heart:

[BigDov]

That's too bad.
It's bast you lust for isn't it?


You're gettin' a time out next!!!!

[*Fuxx Burger*]

You're gettin' a time out next!!!!
Do I get a spanking too :fly:

[JJ Lady]

Do I get a spanking too :fly:


Ooo can I do it? ;)

[bast_imret]

You're gettin' a time out next!!!!

it's not her fault you want my man cream. :heart:

[*Fuxx Burger*]

Ooo can I do it? ;)
OMG yes!!
:fly:

[JJ Lady]

OMG yes!!
:fly:


w00t! I;ve got a riding crop with your name on it! :D

[*Fuxx Burger*]

w00t! I;ve got a riding crop with your name on it! :D
I like it kinky

[bast_imret]

I liek where this thread is heading :drool:

[JJ Lady]

I liek where this thread is heading :drool:


Bast...can Fuxx spend the night? :hi2u:

[*Fuxx Burger*]

Bast...can Fuxx spend the night? :hi2u:
pleeeaaaassseeeeee bast? I'll bring my school girl outfit :heart:

[April40]

Oh gosh.

[fly]

w00t! I;ve got a riding crop with your name on it! :D
needs moar sleeping beauty

[bast_imret]

Bast...can Fuxx spend the night? :hi2u:


pleeeaaaassseeeeee bast? I'll bring my school girl outfit :heart:

*checking priceline.com for cheap airfare*