Are all fundimentalist Muslim men gay? [Archive]

smileynev

01-28-2005, 02:51 PM

http://www.startribune.com/stories/484/5209420.html

Female interrogators tried to break Muslim detainees at the U.S. prison camp in Guantanamo Bay by sexual touching, wearing a miniskirt and thong underwear

The female interrogator removed her uniform top to expose a tight-fitting T-shirt and began taunting the detainee, touching her breasts and rubbing them against the prisoner's back. The detainee spat in her face, the manuscript recounts.

Man, I would hate to be tortured...

elpmis

01-28-2005, 02:53 PM

why the fuck do you read the startribune

smileynev

01-28-2005, 02:55 PM

why the fuck do you read the startribune

Well, its a Minnesota paper
I am from Minnesota

So, I dunno.

elpmis

01-28-2005, 02:56 PM

Well, its a Minnesota paper
I am from Minnesota

So, I dunno.
why the fuck do you live in minnesota

smileynev

01-28-2005, 03:20 PM

why the fuck do you live in minnesota

Proximity to Canada
Hot chicks in Parkas
Snow

Enemy

01-28-2005, 03:48 PM

:rolleyes:

ieholly

01-28-2005, 03:49 PM

that was on wonkette yesterday. made me giggle.

BigDov

01-28-2005, 03:57 PM

Put 'em on a strict pork only diet and see how long they keep their damn mouths quiet

theacoustician

01-28-2005, 04:11 PM

I think a pic of this female interrogator might explain a lot.

Fat Burger

01-28-2005, 04:11 PM

...and in one case, smearing a Saudi man's face with fake menstrual blood...

Holy carp!

Enemy

01-28-2005, 04:13 PM

Holy carp!

That's fucking disgusting. Am I the only one who thinks the women who did this should serve some serious jail time?

April40

01-28-2005, 04:16 PM

That's fucking disgusting. Am I the only one who thinks the women who did this should serve some serious jail time?

Don't like to swim in the red river, nemo?

BigDov

01-28-2005, 04:17 PM

Don't like to swim in the red river, nemo?

Red wings.........

edit- I did NOT need to think about that :(

April40

01-28-2005, 04:19 PM

Red wings.........

edit- I did NOT need to think about that :(

Why not? It's just blood... :dunno:

BigDov

01-28-2005, 04:27 PM

Why not? It's just blood... :dunno:

It was just an unfortunate circumstance I was once involved in, that's all. :)

Enemy

01-28-2005, 04:30 PM

Why not? It's just blood... :dunno:

Albeit slightly iron-ish and sour blood. :fly:

Uh yah..

April40

01-28-2005, 04:32 PM

It was just an unfortunate circumstance I was once involved in, that's all. :)

Now you know I'm going to ask for a story.

story?

Enemy

01-28-2005, 04:32 PM

Don't like to swim in the red river, nemo?

Don't even ask. :P

elpmis

01-28-2005, 04:32 PM

I got tired of drinking V8 every morning 2 get the daily vitamins I needed, so I just down a glass of menstrual blood - it gets the job done, hell it's the same shit that kept me alive as a fetus - and I didn't end up dead in a pic like that fetal horse!

Enemy

01-28-2005, 04:34 PM

Now you know I'm going to ask for a story.

story?

Prolly the generic "I went down on a chick and she didn't tell me she was on" story. :fly:

April40

01-28-2005, 04:35 PM

BigDov

01-28-2005, 04:37 PM

Now you know I'm going to ask for a story.

story?

The generic story like Nemo says....... really drunk at a party, get coerced into a bedroom, get further coerced into going down on the girl, it's that special time, too drunk to know or care, hilarity ensues (at my expense) when I exit the room. Just made me a little more careful later on :)

April40

01-28-2005, 04:39 PM

The generic story like Nemo says....... really drunk at a party, get coerced into a bedroom, get further coerced into going down on the girl, it's that special time, too drunk to know or care, hilarity ensues (at my expense) when I exit the room. Just made me a little more careful later on :)

You aren't a pro at it then. :fly:

BigDov

01-28-2005, 04:42 PM

You aren't a pro at it then. :fly:

Not entirely sure I'm a pro at anything when I'm stupid drunk :)

fly

01-28-2005, 04:54 PM

I love eating rare pussy.

smileynev

01-28-2005, 04:55 PM

I love eating rare pussy.

Could you please pass the Steve?

elpmis

01-28-2005, 04:56 PM

I love eating rare pussy.
I leveled all day in the forest of wealth hoping a serpent would drop some pussy, it didn't happen - goddamn that shit must be rare

fly

01-28-2005, 05:01 PM

I leveled all day in the forest of wealth hoping a serpent would drop some pussy, it didn't happen - goddamn that shit must be rare
I find RPG humor really funny. I wish I knew enough about it to inject my own.

elpmis

01-28-2005, 05:02 PM

I find RPG humor really funny. I wish I knew enough about it to inject my own.
what the fuck are you talking about, I level IRL

Restless

01-28-2005, 05:06 PM

bwhahahaha, whoever suggested that as a torture method shoud get their head examined..

fly

01-28-2005, 05:15 PM

what the fuck are you talking about, I level IRL
I have a sword with a +9 against ogres.

smileynev

01-28-2005, 05:20 PM

I have a sword with a +9 against ogres.

nice try. D+

Coqui

01-28-2005, 05:23 PM

what the fuck are you talking about, I level IRL

You are 5,000 XP away from level 2. You have been slain. You lose 550 XP and are resurrected back in town

Sp`ange

01-28-2005, 06:22 PM

where can I sign up to be a muslim?

April40

01-28-2005, 06:29 PM

where can I sign up to be a muslim?

You'll have to drink from the red sea first.

Sp`ange

01-28-2005, 06:31 PM

You'll have to drink from the red sea first.

what if I piss in it?

JJ Lady

01-29-2005, 12:47 AM

what if I piss in it?
I;m sure there are people out there who get off on that...

But EWWW! :barf:

fly

01-29-2005, 11:00 AM

alt.binaries.pictures.pissing

Coqui

01-29-2005, 11:25 AM

alt.binaries.pictures.pissing

Not gonna check to see if that's a valid newsgroup, but it's scary if it is, and scarier that you knew where to look.

fly

01-29-2005, 11:30 AM

Not gonna check to see if that's a valid newsgroup, but it's scary if it is, and scarier that you knew where to look.
I just checked. It isn't. But alt.binaries.erotica.pissing is.

April40

01-29-2005, 12:57 PM

I just checked. It isn't. But alt.binaries.erotica.pissing is.

:lol:

Sp`ange

01-29-2005, 01:21 PM

I;m sure there are people out there who get off on that...

But EWWW! :barf:

http://img173.exs.cx/img173/9802/pissdrool4kz.gif http://img173.exs.cx/img173/9802/pissdrool4kz.gif http://img173.exs.cx/img173/9802/pissdrool4kz.gif http://img173.exs.cx/img173/9802/pissdrool4kz.gif http://img173.exs.cx/img173/9802/pissdrool4kz.gif http://img173.exs.cx/img173/9802/pissdrool4kz.gif

edit: animated

JJ Lady

01-29-2005, 01:30 PM

http://uselessforums.com/files/120204/piss_drool.gif http://uselessforums.com/files/120204/piss_drool.gif http://uselessforums.com/files/120204/piss_drool.gif http://uselessforums.com/files/120204/piss_drool.gif http://uselessforums.com/files/120204/piss_drool.gif http://uselessforums.com/files/120204/piss_drool.gif http://uselessforums.com/files/120204/piss_drool.gif

You are so funny!