So, Elpie....what do we have to do...

[smileynev]

...to get you your own sitcom on HBO? You've got the looks, you've got the humor, we just need someone on the inside to get you in front of some execs.

[elpmis]

what the fuck did I do that was so funny?

[JPatrick]

You could play the part of the background

[b_sinning]

Who will be his straight man?

[smileynev]

what the fuck did I do that was so funny?

Everything. So, who would you have to fill out your cast. Some relative unknowns, a few useless fuckers, some celebrities?

[elpmis]

ironically, I'm personal friends with the senior vice president of HBO - apparently HBO's exec office shares the building with victoria secret's headquarters, so um, yeah not a lot of work gets done in there

[smileynev]

Who will be his straight man?

nobody from here.

[elpmis]

okay well first I'll need a stunt man for all the action scenes:

http://uselessforums.com/files/120204/00sum10.jpg

[smileynev]

ironically, I'm personal friends with the senior vice president of HBO - apparently HBO's exec office shares the building with victoria secret's headquarters, so um, yeah not a lot of work gets done in there

See, its humor like that that'll get you far. I think you could get fly on your show, he's good looking enough. And drool and chikken. Hell, even theac could make guest appearances as your TV repairman or something.

[elpmis]

April will be in charge of standing around and looking all hot and stuff - err wait I mean fly

[elpmis]

See, its humor like that that'll get you far. I think you could get fly on your show, he's good looking enough. And drool and chikken. Hell, even theac could make guest appearances as your TV repairman or something.
no no wait, I'm serious about the pres and the victoria secret thing, that's no joke

[smileynev]

no no wait, I'm serious about the pres and the victoria secret thing, that's no joke

Perfect. You can really keep a straight face.

[smileynev]

April will be in charge of standing around and looking all hot and stuff - err wait I mean fly

You could get April on, but black dot her out and change her voice so that the viewers can't see her. Or have a goat play her like Stevie Nicks on South Park.

[April40]

April will be in charge of standing around and looking all hot and stuff - err wait I mean fly


Could you have him wear my underwear at least?

[smileynev]

Could you have him wear my underwear at least?

Yeah, they could do one of those flashback episodes with him jumping out of a plane with your underwear held over his head.

[April40]

Yeah, they could do one of those flashback episodes with him jumping out of a plane with your underwear held over his head.

Then he could use your underwear in a pile on the ground for a soft place to land.

[elpmis]

okay I've been thinking about this a lot and I've decided on a catchy name for my show, I'm gonna call it "TV SHOW"


now I just need a pic for a poster of sorts, you know, something to give my street team









































































http://uselessforums.com/files/120204/show.jpg

[theacoustician]

I'm thinking we don't need any more horse fetus, thanks.

[smileynev]

Then he could use your underwear in a pile on the ground for a soft place to land.

Soft and squishy. Perfect!

[elpmis]

I'm thinking we don't need any more horse fetus, thanks.
http://uselessforums.com/files/120204/pinkys.jpg

[smileynev]

Yeah, I think you may have to drop the horse fetus. It doesn't test well in your primary demographic, 9-15 year old little girls.

[elpmis]

maybe it'll keep them from sleeping with gangsters

[JPatrick]

maybe a cow fetus instead?

[smileynev]

maybe a cow fetus instead?

I was thinking more of a fetal carebear.

[elpmis]

maybe a cow fetus instead?
you think he's got something against horses?

[elpmis]

I was thinking more of a fetal carebear.
anything to push the show, obviously

[JPatrick]

I was thinking more of a fetal carebear.



abortion + plush toy = winning combo!

[smileynev]

abortion + plush toy = winning combo!

Can we get an artist's rendering?

[JPatrick]

Can we get an artist's rendering?



maybe later
I hate drawing with a mouse

[elpmis]

Can we get an artist's rendering?
http://uselessforums.com/files/120204/carebear.jpg

[BigDov]

http://uselessforums.com/files/120204/carebear.jpg


:lol: perfect!!!

[smileynev]

http://uselessforums.com/files/120204/carebear.jpg

Looks like a dead carebear that just shit itself.

[fly]

Looks like a dead carebear that just shit itself.
Incontinence is :cool:

[JJ Lady]

I'm thinking we don't need any more horse fetus, thanks.
QFMFT!!!

[Pandora]

QFMFT!!!

I'll second the motion.