Wife wants a computer thingie...

[smileynev]

....for herself in her daycare area in the basement. Currently we have a decent system that she uses for her business stuff and I play games on it, etc. Plus we have the ibook which we use for wireless surfing, picture stuff, and video editing. I also have an 800mhz PIII system that I think she gave to some friends of ours to store while we were moving, and I think she wants them to keep it. I also have an old 400mhz celeron and board that sits in a drawer.

All she would use it for is running some excel spreadsheets, playing music, and some interent surfing.

Should I:

A: let her use my gaming rig down there and just trudge down into the basement when I want to play, hoping she hasn't deleted my Far Cry saved games file and replaced it with some teddy bear songs?
B: let her use the iBook, buy a 512mb stick of ram and a copy of Office 2004, and hope that the grubby little munchkins don't get ahold of it and drool into its slot dirve
C: Get back the PIII, install a hard drive, install XP, and buy a cheap display
D: Do C, but instead of buying a cheap display, use my 17"CRT down there and buy myself a nice 17" Dell LCD
E: build a cheap new system from scratch and figure out the display situation.
F: Buy her an abicus.

[elpmis]

better give her what she wants, or she'll beat your ass (again)

[smileynev]

better give her what she wants, or she'll beat your ass (again)

:(

[April40]

The better the stuff you give her, the better the head you'll get.

[smileynev]

The better the stuff you give her, the better the head you'll get.

You've never been married I see.

[April40]

You've never been married I see.


Nope I haven't... I want to keep my sex life.

[elpmis]

The better the stuff you give her, the better the head you'll get.
NO HEAD 4 U WHEN MARRIED LOL

[jaxxor]

Option A: don't be a fucking idiot, she'll ruin it.

C: pretty good idea, highly reccomended.

F: WINNAR!

[smileynev]

Nope I haven't... I want to keep my sex life.

I saw your edit.

In most stereotypical marriages it is the female portion of the equation that controls the sex.

[Coqui]

You've never been married I see.


Truer words have never been spoken :(

[Coqui]

I saw your edit.

In most stereotypical marriages it is the female portion of the equation that controls the sex.


And by control he means prevents

[Millions]

Buy her a cheap E-machine? My dad has like, a fleet of those damn things. One in every room of the house! They're kind of crappy but do basic computing. Think he got em for $300 bucks each...don't think that came with a monitor though.

[JPatrick]

You let her use a computer?
You wuss.

[April40]

I saw your edit.

In most stereotypical marriages it is the female portion of the equation that controls the sex.


Didn't make sense when I read it again so I edited. :hs:

The women who aren't married are getting all the sex, the ones who are control the men they are with like puppets.

True story.

[April40]

Truer words have never been spoken :(


Oh gosh son. Break out the scented candles, barry manilow, and the massage oil.

[b_sinning]

C or D.

Amen on her not knowing the rules of beinig married. You don't do stuff to get the mythical "head", it's more likely you'll see a unicorn, but you do stuff to get nice periods of silence. A wonderful few minutes of time with no bitching at you or you being annoyed to do something.

[elpmis]

Oh gosh son. Break out the scented candles, barry manilow, and the massage oil.
If Satan's here, who's running hell?

[Coqui]

Oh gosh son. Break out the scented candles, barry manilow, and the massage oil.


So she'll be in a candle lit room that smells good listening to Barry Manilow as I massage her while she's rejecting me?

[April40]

If Satan's here, who's running hell?


Oh you didn't tell me you were a DIK.

[April40]

So she'll be in a candle lit room that smells good listening to Barry Manilow as I massage her while she's rejecting me?


Just getting closer to the goal.

[theacoustician]

I'm surprised you didn't wet yourself at the chance to buy a Mac Mini

[elpmis]

Oh you didn't tell me you were a DIK.
I think I've had these before!

[April40]

I'm surprised you didn't wet yourself at the chance to buy a Mac Mini


Maybe for once he listened to you.

[April40]

I think I've had these before!


The vet told me dog semen was perfectly healthy.

[smileynev]

I'm surprised you didn't wet yourself at the chance to buy a Mac Mini


Thought about it actually. But that plus a monitor would be a little pricey right now I think. And I would still need to get a copy of office for it. For that much I could build myself a nice sff pc.

[b_sinning]

How llong is the wait to get a mini right now? You know apple never makes enough for the inital demand.

[wr3kt]

Get the P3 back.

[smileynev]

How llong is the wait to get a mini right now? You know apple never makes enough for the inital demand.

Depends on if its configure to order or straight up out of the box. I think you can get a standard one relatively soon. The CTO's are a few weeks out. Its the Shuffles that are severely backordered.

[I.C.Water]

d

[April40]

d


D for... you posted your dick on a forum?

[Arátoeldar]

D gets my vote.

[Nyx]

D. I had an 800mhz PIII system that I gave to my daughter when I built my current computer. It worked fine for quite a while, but it seems that the motherboard died. We haven't decided for sure whether to replace the motherboard, or just buy a new computer.

[fly]

The vet told me dog semen was perfectly healthy.
BAKERY IS CLOSED

[April40]

BAKERY IS CLOSED


:lol: Good god my son is a fairy!