I have an anal cavity the size of april full of funzie mayo.

[jaxxor]

1) April is fat

2) Homobuttsex

3) Funzy/mayo/masturbation


that is all :fly:

[elpmis]

you forgot about threads that suck*

*smileynev threads

[JPatrick]

:confused:
and your point?

[April40]

It's spelled Funzie*. Sheesh.

[elpmis]

christ, April sure is fat

[Desslock]

And now you can add jaxxor sand in the vagina threads.

[JPatrick]

WHO WANTS SOM EBUTTSECKS

[fly]

Which one of the three is this thrad?

[elpmis]

fuck my mayo Drool

[Desslock]

christ, April sure is fat

Fat is too small a word to describe her. She needs something more majestic like : enormously corpulent.

[jaxxor]

Which one of the three is this thrad?

this thread is pretty gay, so I'm going with number 2?

[Desslock]

Which one of the three is this thrad?

See my earlier post.

[Enemy]

You guys see the lasy Funzie?

[jaxxor]

And now you can add jaxxor sand in the vagina threads.

I have a sandy buttcrank you verymuch.

IBtitlerape

[elpmis]

anyone in here like dudes?

[JPatrick]

anyone in here like dudes?


you mean like dude ON dude, or just dudes in general?

[Desslock]

anyone in here like dudes?

No. I like ladyboys.

[elpmis]

you mean like dude ON dude, or just dudes in general?
in gen.

[Jimmbo]

I'm not even gonna comment

[April40]

I'm not even gonna comment



Youre one of us, you have to.

[smileynev]

you forgot about threads that suck*

*smileynev threads

Its on.

[fly]

Its on.
a sucky threads contest?

[smileynev]

a sucky threads contest?

I cannot be beaten.

[CletusJones]

my brain hurts

[Desslock]

I cannot be beaten.

You are the suckmaster of threads.

[fly]

You are the suckmaster of threads.
Unless the thread is about the undead, this is true.

[jaxxor]

a sucky threads contest?


I think I just won.

and a big fuck-you-hope-you-get-raped-by-Kimbo to the mod who changed the title :mamoru:

[fly]

Who is Kimbo?

[CletusJones]

Who is Kimbo?
do you want karate?

[jaxxor]

do you want karate?

thas how a nigga eat!

[bast_imret]

do you want karate?

y yuo throw chip?

[Desslock]

y yuo throw chip?

helmut

[fly]

r u serios? u cannot b serios

[CletusJones]

thas how a nigga eat!
LOL AM I RITE?!

[Desslock]

All your base are belong to us

[CletusJones]

y yuo throw chip?
CHIP DEADLY WEAPON. I could take your eye out at 5 feet with a dorito.

[CletusJones]

All your base are belong to us
i put on my robe and wizard hat...

[fly]

penis in ear = dance all night long

[bast_imret]

Kentron = new twist on DDR.

[BigDov]

jaxxor did your girlfriend put you up to this, and more importantly is she going to join us here or what???

[JPatrick]

Godamn I love duct tape.
Its like a fucking miricle in roll form.
It can do anything from household repairs to binding and shutting up a screaming hooker.
:heart:

[bast_imret]

Godamn I love duct tape.
Its like a fucking miricle in roll form.
It can do anything from household repairs to binding and shutting up a screaming hooker.
:heart:


Don't forget binding!

[April40]

jaxxor did your girlfriend put you up to this, and more importantly is she going to join us here or what???


Bring on the estrogen, just what we need... more XX!!!

[jaxxor]

jaxxor did your girlfriend put you up to this, and more importantly is she going to join us here or what???

I am going to try and lure her over here, much like luring a hooker into a backalley

[fly]

I am going to try and lure her over here, much like luring a hooker into a backalley
I think you just called her a hooker. :cool:

[JPatrick]

I am going to try and lure her over here, much like luring a hooker into a backalley



a five dollar bill and a crack rock usually does the trick