[you] 86'd

[fly]

:haaay:

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[BigDov]

thank you :D

[smileynev]

[you] suck

[JPatrick]

:rolleyes:
First funny thing to roll thru here in weeks and you vaginas vote it away.

[April40]

:rolleyes:
First funny thing to roll thru here in weeks and you vaginas vote it away.
It sucked, gave me a false sense of love.

[mikey]

[u] suck

[smileynev]

:rolleyes:
First funny thing to roll thru here in weeks and you vaginas vote it away.
I roll through here quite often, asshole.

[JPatrick]

It sucked, gave me a false sense of love.


ya this place is less about the funny now and more about touchyfeelypotpourrikittys
:tard:

[JPatrick]

I roll through here quite often, asshole.


On the back of a flatbed truck no less

[smileynev]

ya this place is less about the funny now and more about touchyfeelypotpourrikittys
:tard:
Go fuck yourself with a splintered 2X4 assgurgler.

[April40]

ya this place is less about the funny now and more about touchyfeelypotpourrikittys
:tard:
Ya thats gaying up the place. This board probably has the highest women to men ratio then most boards and thats why its gotten a little girly.

:fly:

ibigetbitchedslappedbythechicksonhere

[elpmis]

once I mistakened smileynev's cock for a pack of certs

[JPatrick]

Go fuck yourself with a splintered 2X4 assgurgler.


Id punch you in the face but I have to spend the rest of the day pickin' donut grease from under my fingernails

[JPatrick]

once I mistakened smileynev's cock for a pack of certs


So you went spelunking between his fat flabs?
Youre a brave man

[elpmis]

So you went spelunking between his fat flabs?
Youre a brave manyeah while I was there I invested in some of the fat lands and built an amusement park "Smiles in Fatland Land"

yeah it's pretty cool, well the rides are pretty cool it's actually really fucking hot and sweaty, but the goats love it

[smileynev]

Id punch you in the face but I have to spend the rest of the day pickin' donut grease from under my fingernails
Who are you kidding? Half way through picking it out you'd forget what you were doing and go back to watching Matlock.

[elpmis]

Who are you kidding? Half way through picking it out you'd forget what you were doing and go back to watching Matlock.hey nev, can you roll over? one of the rides is getting kind of lame and I think it would give it new life it people rode it upside down

[JPatrick]

Who are you kidding? Half way through picking it out you'd forget what you were doing and go back to watching Matlock.


Oh come on, you can do better than that

[JPatrick]

hey nev, can you roll over? one of the rides is getting kind of lame and I think it would give it new life it people rode it upside down




You must be at least this fat to ride
<______________________________________________>

[smileynev]

I am too tired to come up with a decent insult for you elpmis, toss me a bone please.

[elpmis]

I am too tired to come up with a decent insult for you elpmis, toss me a bone please.you could always do something more communal like make fun of theac

or you could just insult funzie

[elpmis]

You must be at least this fat to ride
<______________________________________________>yeah that was crazy the other day when smileynev tried to ride a ride that was on himself - all that fucking mass turning inside-out causing all those waves in the ocean and shit - I heard it did some damage somewhere

[Nyx]

Awwwww, I was getting used to seeing my name everywhere. I was just starting to feel loved :(






:shifty:

[JPatrick]

yeah that was crazy the other day when smileynev tried to ride a ride that was on himself - all that fucking mass turning inside-out causing all those waves in the ocean and shit - I heard it did some damage somewhere


there was too many azns anyways

[smileynev]

you could always do something more communal like make fun of theac

or you could just insult funzie
Speaking of Funzie, why haven't we seen a new one yet? Did theac quit writing them?

[JPatrick]

Speaking of Funzie, why haven't we seen a new one yet? Did theac quit writing them?


:lol:

[elpmis]

Speaking of Funzie, why haven't we seen a new one yet? Did theac quit writing them?:lol::lol::lol:

[elpmis]

coke gets expensive!

[crazymike]

now everones sig is broken, GREAT

[JPatrick]

now everones sig is broken, GREAT


I changed mine so Ill fit in better around here

[Nyx]

I changed mine so Ill fit in better around here

Great sig :)

Guess I don't fit in here very well now, I don't like knitting, not that crazy about potpourri, and don't much give a damn about fashion or makeup, and hate messing around with my hair :( I love kitties though, so there is hope for me anyway :D

[JPatrick]

:tard:

[smileynev]

I have a penis, I am no longer welcome here.

[ChikkenNoodul]

Someone replaced my dog with an emu and set my car on fire and left me stranded in Hoboken

[April40]

I have a penis, I am no longer welcome here.
Learn to suck a wang, youngster.

[JPatrick]

Someone replaced my dog with an emu and set my car on fire and left me stranded in Hoboken


You can get more steaks from an emu than you could a dog
You didnt like that car anyways
Ew, Hoboken?

[smileynev]

Someone replaced my dog with an emu and set my car on fire and left me stranded in Hoboken
I didn't know you were a country fan, too!!

[smileynev]

Learn to suck a wang, youngster.
Having a penis makes me not want to suck one.

[ChikkenNoodul]

You can get more steaks from an emu than you could a dog
You didnt like that car anyways
Ew, Hoboken?I don't know how to milk an emu
True
Tell me about it, this place smells worse than South Carolina

[ChikkenNoodul]

I didn't know you were a country fan, too!!Hoboken is above the Mason-Dixon line there sonny

[April40]

Having a penis makes me not want to suck one.
:( I don't see why. You have nipples yet guys love boobs.

[JPatrick]

Having a penis makes me not want to suck one.



Does your wife ever take it out of the freezer and let you look at it?

[smileynev]

Hoboken is above the Mason-Dixon line there sonny
Half of all country stars are from Canada. Either way, if your wife left you you would have achieved the country music triumvirate.

[smileynev]

:( I don't see why. You have nipples yet guys love boobs.
yes, but boobs are soft, and supple. They feel good to caress. They smell great. They lay gently and taste great. Guy nipples are hairy and smell like bratwurst.

[smileynev]

Does your wife ever take it out of the freezer and let you look at it?
Only when she's making a side of beef and it falls out.

[April40]

yes, but boobs are soft, and supple. They feel good to caress. They smell great. They lay gently and taste great. Guy nipples are hairy and smell like bratwurst.
So if there was a penis that was soft and supple...

[ChikkenNoodul]

Half of all country stars are from Canada. Either way, if your wife left you you would have achieved the country music triumvirate.Canada is just like Mexico though, but with snow

[ChikkenNoodul]

yes, but boobs are soft, and supple. They feel good to caress. They smell great. They lay gently and taste great. Guy nipples are hairy and smell like bratwurst.Mine smell like bourbon

[smileynev]

So if there was a penis that was soft and supple...
A penis is a weapon, a boob is a work of art.

[smileynev]

Mine smell like bourbon
Everything of yours smells like bourbon

[April40]

A penis is a weapon, a boob is a work of art.
A weapon!? Omy... mom never told me.

[Nyx]

So if there was a penis that was soft and supple...

I thought your nipples smelled like bacon?

[JPatrick]

Stop it u guys
Were supposed to be talking about kittys and dresses and put :heart: in every post

[April40]

Stop it u guys
Were supposed to be talking about kittys and dresses and put :heart: in every post
Why are you gaying up the board?

[JPatrick]

Why are you gaying up the board?

Wow, somebody needs a hug!
:heart:

[ChikkenNoodul]

Everything of yours smells like bourbonWholly untrue


















Most stuff smells like scotch

[smileynev]

A weapon!? Omy... mom never told me.
Your mom didn't fear it. In fact, she embraced it.

[April40]

Wow, somebody needs a hug!
:heart:
Where did all the testosterone go on this board. This is a sad sad day.

[April40]

Your mom didn't fear it. In fact, she embraced it.
What happens if I get hit by such weapon? cut it off?

[JPatrick]

Where did all the testosterone go on this board. This is a sad sad day.


This is what Ive been saying

[ChikkenNoodul]

Stop it u guys
Were supposed to be talking about kittys and dresses and put :heart: in every postI took the best panda pictures the other day SOOOO cute I could die. :heart:























It made the best steak ever :drool:

[ChikkenNoodul]

What happens if I get hit by such weapon? cut it off?Nah, it shrivels and doesn't make much of a meal.

[smileynev]

What happens if I get hit by such weapon? cut it off?
I suppose that depends on whether you welcomed its assault or fought to keep it in its scabbard. Either way, it may be best to be safe and carry a small butcher knife with you at all times.

[April40]

This is what Ive been saying
I'm tempted to start closing cutesy threads to save the interest of this board.

...but then if I do, the cutesy master himself will take away my control. Damn you theac.

[berzerker]

hay guys, what's going on in this thread?

[April40]

hay guys, what's going on in this thread?
Quiet down woman.

[smileynev]

hay guys, what's going on in this thread?
puppahs molesting kittahs

[Nyx]

puppahs molesting kittahs

Leave my kittah alone! :mad:

[BigDov]

Leave my kittah alone! :mad:


You can have your silly kittah! Puppahs fo lyf!!!

[Nyx]

You can have your silly kittah! Puppahs fo lyf!!!

No way!

http://img31.exs.cx/img31/1883/CatFingerframed.jpg

[jaxxor]

http://img13.exs.cx/img13/6793/hayguys154238oi.jpg

[JJ Lady]

SO I guess I have to think of something else for my sig :(