The time is upon us.

[theacoustician]

Registration will be opened either later tonight or first thing tomorrow. Start thinking 'bout who you want to invite to the board. We want this thing to be a kinda word of mouth thing, so no posts on other forums about this place. Everyone knows what happens with a forum announcement posting : it's like Hurricane Moron blew through and left the forum in 6 feet of tards.

Do : tell friends and invite them here
Do : tell them to put who invited them into the referral box or what their other forum names are. If we know them, we'll move them to the top of the line to be admitted.

Don't : post about it on other forums. You will be dealt with if you do.

[JPatrick]

2 questions:

1 Should we list (here or elsewhere) who weve invited
2 Will they only have access to the proving grounds at first, and how will n00b access work?

[theacoustician]

2 questions:

1 Should we list (here or elsewhere) who weve invited
2 Will they only have access to the proving grounds at first, and how will n00b access work?1. That'd be nice, but I not gonna beat you if you don't.
2. Invitees will have full access. We don't see the point of the Proving Grounds if they're invited. It's only if they act like jackasses or are random bodies that we'll start them at the kids table.

[JPatrick]

1. That'd be nice, but I not gonna beat you if you don't.
2. Invitees will have full access. We don't see the point of the Proving Grounds if they're invited. It's only if they act like jackasses or are random bodies that we'll start them at the kids table.


So invites get full access and the ones that wander in off the street get PG-only access?

[DirkPhoenix]

I posted a welcome article. What do you think?

[theacoustician]

So invites get full access and the ones that wander in off the street get PG-only access?Let me redefine that. If its a random person, they will have full posting access. However, if its someone random and they let their account go idle, they'll get moved to the Proving Grounds. Reason being is that's a sign that they're probably a dupe account in waiting.

Sorry, I know that wasn't clear.

[JPatrick]

I posted a welcome article. What do you think?



I likes it

[JPatrick]

Let me redefine that. If its a random person, they will have full posting access. However, if its someone random and they let their account go idle, they'll get moved to the Proving Grounds. Reason being is that's a sign that they're probably a dupe account in waiting.

Sorry, I know that wasn't clear.



Gotcha
I have a few peeps in mind that should fit in nicely

[fly]

I posted a welcome article. What do you think?

EXCELLENT

[theacoustician]

I posted a welcome article. What do you think?That's pretty damn funny. I liked the fact you kinda stressed the funny and the community aspects.

[JPatrick]

That's pretty damn funny. I liked the fact you kinda stressed the funny and the community aspects.


That and he scape-goated me for all the bad things that may happen here:shady:

[April40]

I'm ready to be "dealt with."

[theacoustician]

That and he scape-goated me for all the bad things that may happen here:shady:Well, if the mayo jar fits...

[JPatrick]

Well, if the mayo jar fits...


Speaking of mayo jars:

http://www.uselessforum.com/showthread.php?t=115

[JPatrick]

Invited:
Thrawn from genmay
why ask why from genmay
and icw@ter

[w_a_w]

how do I tell what k I am?:D

[fly]

how do I tell what k I am?:D

HAHAHAHHAHA

[theacoustician]

I'm inviting coqui, dreamwalker, ieholly, and onnotango.

[JPatrick]

I'm inviting coqui, dreamwalker, ieholly, and onnotango.


All good choices I think:)

[sizzlinggrace]

I'm inviting coqui, dreamwalker, ieholly, and onnotango.


w00t!

[theacoustician]

w00t!hay, how'd you get here?

[DirkPhoenix]

Sent one to Kabn and tecnocrat. Both good guys IMO.

[April40]

I'm inviting coqui, dreamwalker, ieholly, and onnotango.


Yay, I like them all. :wiggle:

[JPatrick]

Sent one to Kabn and tecnocrat. Both good guys IMO.


If they get the DP thumbs up theyre ok by me

[sizzlinggrace]

hay, how'd you get here?

Fat Burger. :)

[Coqui]

Sent one to Kabn and tecnocrat. Both good guys IMO.


Although she rarely posts, Nightshade would be a good compliment to Kabn. I don't know how she feels about GenMay, however, if Kabn comes, I say we invite her too. Plus it will help with the male/female ratio.

EDIT: How could I forget. Has Kevlar been invited already?

[fly]

EDIT: How could I forget. Has Kevlar been invited already?

Get on that plz!

[Coqui]

Get on that plz!


Will do. I just wanted to make sure she hadn't been invited before I did it.

[DirkPhoenix]

I'll ask Kabn to send one to her.

Also sent one to Mondoz and Jonny_B. Both are verified and pretty cool.

[ChikkenNoodul]

And metro man, if he's not stuck in a mayo jar somewhere

[JPatrick]

And metro man, if he's not stuck in a mayo jar somewhere

that could be disasterous if he got his cockring stuck on the lid

[ChikkenNoodul]

that could be disasterous if he got his cockring stuck on the lidYeah, someone might cut their toungue whilst licking the rim

[JPatrick]

Yeah, someone might cut their toungue whilst licking the rim:barf:

[w_a_w]

If they get the DP thumbs up theyre ok by me

double penetration:drool:

[JPatrick]

double penetration:drool:

yup
double fistial penetration no less

[smileynev]

Invited:
Thrawn from genmay
why ask why from genmay
and icw@ter
I think I got in an argument with thrawn, he's such a moron...:rolleyes:

Something about how Return of the Jedi refers to the singular and not the plural form.

[smileynev]

Oh, I posted a link on Genmay, figured that would be easier than inviting all my friends from there anyway.

[JPatrick]

I think I got in an argument with thrawn, he's such a moron...:rolleyes:

Something about how Return of the Jedi refers to the singular and not the plural form.

o shit I shoulda known better than to invite another star wars nerd

[w_a_w]

yup
double fistial penetration no less

omg talk dirty to me bill o'reilly! :drool:

[ChikkenNoodul]

o shit I shoulda known better than to invite another star wars nerdThere goes the forum, next we're gonna have star trek timeline arguments

[ChikkenNoodul]

Oh, I posted a link on Genmay, figured that would be easier than inviting all my friends from there anyway.:admin:

[sizzlinggrace]

Oh, I posted a link on Genmay, figured that would be easier than inviting all my friends from there anyway.

:eek:

[smileynev]

:admin:
:furry:

Its gonna be hard badmouthing the mods with you now that you are one

[Coqui]

There goes the forum, next we're gonna have star trek timeline arguments


That will only happen if Aldaris shows up.

[fly]

Oh, I posted a link on Genmay, figured that would be easier than inviting all my friends from there anyway.

shens

you have no friends

[JPatrick]

That will only happen if Aldaris shows up.

Hes not allowed here
seriously

[Coqui]

Hes not allowed here
seriously


That's my hope. (that he isn't)

[smileynev]

shens

you have no friends
Well, yeah

:(

[ChikkenNoodul]

Awww, but :gloerf: :heart:'s :nev:

[ChikkenNoodul]

Hes not allowed here
seriouslyGood reminder, thanks

[smileynev]

Awww, but :gloerf: :heart:'s :nev:
:gloerf: :heart: everything

[sizzlinggrace]

Hes not allowed here
seriously


Are we allowed to say who isn't allowed? :p

[fly]

Hes not allowed here
seriously

[JPatrick]

Well, yeah

:(

Dont the people at Dolly Madison still send you birthday cards every year?

[smileynev]

Dont the people at Dolly Madison still send you birthday cards every year?
hostess and Old Country Buffet, too. Those people are so nice.

[fly]

Dont the people at Dolly Madison still send you birthday cards every year?

He won't be getting one from Hostess this year...

[smileynev]

He won't be getting one from Hostess this year...
After all the years that I've been keeping them afloat, and this is the thanks I get.

[ChikkenNoodul]

After all the years that I've been keeping them afloat, and this is the thanks I get.I'm not supposed to say, but they're planning a surprise party for you.

[smileynev]

I'm not supposed to say, but they're planning a surprise party for you.
A twinkie cake???

:drool:

[Coqui]

A twinkie cake???

:drool:


16 foot twinkie

[ChikkenNoodul]

A twinkie cake???

:drool:With a lady dressed in a twinkie costume bursting out of it.

[smileynev]

With a lady dressed in a twinkie costume bursting out of it.
With Twinkie tassles on her twinkie covered breasts?

[fly]

After all the years that I've been keeping them afloat, and this is the thanks I get.

Hey, all those twinkies keep you afloat too fatty.

[JPatrick]

Hey, all those twinkies keep you afloat too fatty.

holy shit
It looks like fly but sounds like Drool-Boy
:wtf:

[ChikkenNoodul]

With Twinkie tassles on her twinkie covered breasts?Oh yeah, and get this....


The costume is edible

[smileynev]

holy shit
It looks like fly but sounds like Drool-Boy
:wtf:
smells like :elfpenis:

[ChikkenNoodul]

smells like :elfpenis:Sounds like a description of funzie

[JPatrick]

Sounds like a description of funzie

Funzie smells like cheap burbon, stale cigars and spoiled mayo

[ChikkenNoodul]

Funzie smells like cheap burbon, stale cigars and spoiled mayoElpie smells like fermenting cottage cheese and midori

[fly]

Elpie smells like fermenting cottage cheese

I see he's been in April's manties again...

[ChikkenNoodul]

I see he's been in April's manties again...Yup.

I caught him knee deep in orange stained underwear piles in the back room again.

Had to stun him with a hammer, he was foaming at the mouth.

[fly]

Yup.

I caught him knee deep in orange stained underwear piles in the back room again.

Had to stun him with a hammer, he was foaming at the mouth.

did you "score" after that?

[April40]

I see he's been in April's manties again...
That's surprising?



WAIT NO.... IM NOT A WHORE LIKE ALL YOU GUYS....sheesh.

[theacoustician]

That will only happen if Aldaris shows up.Racism = no

So that pretty much rules out him coming here.

[April40]

Racism = no

So that pretty much rules out him coming here.
Shutup whitey.



:fly::heart::fly::heart:

[ChikkenNoodul]

did you "score" after that?Well, his mouth was all bloody....

[fly]

That's surprising?



WAIT NO.... IM NOT A WHORE LIKE ALL YOU GUYS....sheesh.

:rolleyes: :sucky:

[fly]

Well, his mouth was all bloody....


OOOOO

extra lube!

[ChikkenNoodul]

OOOOO

extra lube!Yup, and unconcious people don't gag.....apparantly......so I heard......from this guy.......:shady:

[theacoustician]

hmmm

Who is missing

[Mondoz]

I sent Kyle an invite.

I thought we could use moar Kentron around here.

[April40]

hmmm

Who is missing
It was you for a while, but well you crashed our party. :fly:

[ChikkenNoodul]

hmmm

Who is missingBast

[JPatrick]

Bast

oh hell yes
fukah owes me a dollar:mad:

[ieholly]

i invited my sister, we will see if she joins.

:)

[ChikkenNoodul]

HydroSqueegee

[theacoustician]

BastOh shit, he's gonna be pissed at me.

[Nyx]

I've invited shockthemonkey and BigDov, and another who I don't think has registered yet.

[Arátoeldar]

I've invited shockthemonkey and BigDov, and another who I don't think has registered yet. I'm Here my dear.
:heart:

[Nyx]

I'm Here my dear.
:heart:

I didn't recognize your name :eek:

Great to see you though :heart:

[ChikkenNoodul]

Oh shit, he's gonna be pissed at me.Yes, yes he is.

[Arátoeldar]

I didn't recognize your name :eek:

Great to see you though :heart: I figured between the name and the signature people could tell who I was. :o

[BigDov]

I got here, but I didn't put your name on my referral thingy-ma-bob dreamwalker...... sorry

[fly]

I figured between the name and the signature people could tell who I was. :o

I dunno who you are. Who are you?

[Nyx]

I got here, but I didn't put your name on my referral thingy-ma-bob dreamwalker...... sorry

Oh well, either that will get fixed or it won't, either way you're here :)

[Nyx]

I figured between the name and the signature people could tell who I was. :o

Took me a few moments. I'm assuming both are from Tolkien, which is not one of my strong subjects :o

[BigDov]

Oh well, either that will get fixed or it won't, either way you're here :)

Yup, thank you again!

:heart:

[Nyx]

I dunno who you are. Who are you?

He's Gorthar the Cruel, aka Creampuff the Sweet via name rape.

[Arátoeldar]

I dunno who you are. Who are you?
Gorthaur The Cruel aka Creampuff the Sweet aka digitalman from the [H] forums

[Arátoeldar]

Took me a few moments. I'm assuming both are from Tolkien, which is not one of my strong subjects :o You are most correct. :cool: :)

[BigDov]

Gorthaur The Cruel aka Creampuff the Sweet aka digitalman from the [H] forums


Sweet!

[Arátoeldar]

TY and Thanks again to dreamwalker :)

[April40]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[BigDov]

So I would like to know who's on the do not invite list........ I can think of a couple right off the top of my head, but are there some folks that are just not going to be welcome here?

[theacoustician]

So I would like to know who's on the do not invite list........ I can think of a couple right off the top of my head, but are there some folks that are just not going to be welcome here?I don't think we need to name names on that one.

[smileynev]

So I would like to know who's on the do not invite list........ I can think of a couple right off the top of my head, but are there some folks that are just not going to be welcome here?
your mom


OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Coqui]

So I would like to know who's on the do not invite list........ I can think of a couple right off the top of my head, but are there some folks that are just not going to be welcome here?


In short yes.

[BigDov]

I don't think we need to name names on that one.

probably not.......... I probably won't be sending out too many invites anyway :D

[Nyx]

So I would like to know who's on the do not invite list........ I can think of a couple right off the top of my head, but are there some folks that are just not going to be welcome here?

I'm going on the policy "If in doubt, don't".

EDIT: And that means I am not inviting some people I personally might like to see here.

[ChikkenNoodul]

your mom


OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH:admin:

[theacoustician]

probably not.......... I probably won't be sending out too many invites anyway :DA more general answer is, yes, there will be a few people who will be turned away if they try to register.

[BigDov]

your mom


OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Hey now!! :mad:


:fly:

[BigDov]

A more general answer is, yes, there will be a few people who will be turned away if they try to register.

fair enough, thanks

[smileynev]

Hey now!! :mad:


:fly:
:elfpenis:

[smileynev]

The problem with all this is, we need some idiots to harass and make fun of. Thats part of the fun of being on a forum.

[theacoustician]

The problem with all this is, we need some idiots to harass and make fun of. Thats part of the fun of being on a forum.Why do you think you're here?

[Nyx]

your mom


OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Well, I see THAT is going to remain consistent! :fly:

[BigDov]

The problem with all this is, we need some idiots to harass and make fun of. Thats part of the fun of being on a forum.

I don't think we'll have a problem with that.........

[JPatrick]

y helo thar gothar or finklepoof or whatever youre calling yourself these days:p

[ChikkenNoodul]

Why do you think you're here?:fly:

[ChikkenNoodul]

y helo thar gothar or finklepoof or whatever youre calling yourself these days:pfinklepoof :lol:

[BigDov]

Well, I see THAT is going to remain consistent! :fly:

It really never gets old. :D

[smileynev]

I feel harassed and threatened...:fly:

[Arátoeldar]

y helo thar gothar or finklepoof or whatever youre calling yourself these days:p Beer me bitch and I mean a real beir not some piss water beer. :p :D

[Nyx]

It really never gets old. :D

I don't think it ever does :)

[Nyx]

I feel harassed and threatened...:fly:

You think you're being harassed and threatened now, I haven't even STARTED on you yet! :fly:

[smileynev]

You think you're being harassed and threatened now, I haven't even STARTED on you yet! :fly:
:gloerf:

[fly]

So I would like to know who's on the do not invite list........ I can think of a couple right off the top of my head, but are there some folks that are just not going to be welcome here?

Refer anyone you like who can be responsible with the URL. :heart: