Kekeke, I am off school watching snooker and.... [Archive]

Enemy

11-22-2004, 10:32 AM

A limey variation of billiards

Not really.

Snooker is great. You have a huge pool table type thing (except bigger) and a bunch of colored ballls and 15red balls and you have to go red color red color and it's really hard to play and I love watching it on TV. And in most matches one of the players is pretty hot :drool:

Pandora

11-22-2004, 10:40 AM

Not really.

Snooker is great. You have a huge pool table type thing (except bigger) and a bunch of colored ballls and 15red balls and you have to go red color red color and it's really hard to play and I love watching it on TV. And in most matches one of the players is pretty hot :drool:

Sorry Emo, that sounds like a "limey variation of billiards" to me too. Maybe if I actually saw it??

Enemy

11-22-2004, 10:41 AM

Sorry Emo, that sounds like a "limey variation of billiards" to me too. Maybe if I actually saw it??

Well Ive never watched billiards but Id say it was more like pool than billiards considering you play it like pool but w/ diff balls and rules.

:shifty:

Enemy

11-22-2004, 10:42 AM

And its not just limeys, it is mainly British players but we have Japanese, Australian and Euopeans too. :)

BigDov

11-22-2004, 10:43 AM

I have it in my head that this is as much like pool/billiards as cricket is like baseball.

:fly:

Enemy

11-22-2004, 10:45 AM

I have it in my head that this is as much like pool/billiards as cricket is like baseball.

:fly:

Well it certainly takes more brains than pool does. :P

You understand cricket?:eek:

And actually cricket is pretty damn similar to baseball :o

elpmis

11-22-2004, 10:45 AM

Don't know about whatever it is you're talking about

But I do love to snooker some pooker from time to time :fly:

Enemy

11-22-2004, 10:46 AM

But I do love to snooker some pooker from time to time :fly:

Don't know about whatever it is you're talking about

BigDov

11-22-2004, 10:46 AM

Well it certainly takes more brains than pool does. :P

You understand cricket?:eek:

And actually cricket is pretty damn similar to baseball :o

All of the sports are different enough from each other for me to say what I did.

And yes...... I understand cricket enough :) A friend of mine here at work is from India, and we used to spend our lunch hours watching tapes of cricket matches.

elpmis

11-22-2004, 10:47 AM

Don't know about whatever it is you're talking aboutcome on NME, you know you love to snook the pook :fly:

jaxxor

11-22-2004, 10:47 AM

you know what really sucks about this, is that you have the week off. Getting out of college was great, but then I had to get a job and work everyday...

Enemy

11-22-2004, 10:48 AM

All of the sports are different enough from each other for me to say what I did.

And yes...... I understand cricket enough :) A friend of mine here at work is from India, and we used to spend our lunch hours watching tapes of cricket matches.

Well you probably stole the idea of baseball from cricket so there are a lot of similarities and the principles seem the same to me.

Cricket is a pretty boring sport, you have to be old and/or hungover to be able to watch it for any length of time.

Enemy

11-22-2004, 10:48 AM

you know what really sucks about this, is that you have the week off. Getting out of college was great, but then I had to get a job and work everyday...

I dont have a week off, Im in bed because I have flu. :(

elpmis

11-22-2004, 10:51 AM

yeah, I think I might go snook smileynev's pook

ChikkenNoodul

11-22-2004, 10:51 AM

Well you probably stole the idea of baseball from cricket so there are a lot of similarities and the principles seem the same to me.

Cricket is a pretty boring sport, you have to be old and/or hungover to be able to watch it for any length of time.:lol:

That's how I feel about baseball, boring as heck.

jaxxor

11-22-2004, 10:51 AM

I dont have a week off, Im in bed because I have flu. :(

ah crap. well, make the most of it :o

Enemy

11-22-2004, 10:51 AM

yeah, I think I might go snook smileynev's pook

I think Im with you now.

ChikkenNoodul

11-22-2004, 10:52 AM

yeah, I think I might go snook smileynev's pookWhich one?

Enemy

11-22-2004, 10:52 AM

ah crap. well, make the most of it :o

I cant say being in bed alll day is too unbearable.

Enemy

11-22-2004, 10:52 AM

:lol:

That's how I feel about baseball, boring as heck.

Yup, nothing happens, which is why it's so like cricket.

elpmis

11-22-2004, 10:53 AM

Which one?the larger of the 10

Kabn

11-22-2004, 10:58 AM

snooker is fun and hard. my grandfather apparently played it a lot before i was born, and was quite the pool shark. it's hell finding a table around here.

Enemy

11-22-2004, 10:59 AM

snooker is fun and hard. my grandfather apparently played it a lot before i was born, and was quite the pool shark. it's hell finding a table around here.

My mom and dad used to hussle loads of money playing pool. :fly:

Pandora

11-22-2004, 11:01 AM

Enemy

11-22-2004, 11:02 AM

There is only one sport, and it is called Hockey.

What kinda hockey? ;)

BigDov

11-22-2004, 11:02 AM

There is only one sport, and it is called Hockey.

Yes it is..... :drool:

:heart:

Pandora

11-22-2004, 11:04 AM

What kinda hockey? ;)

:P Zamboneeeeeeee Hockey!!!!

:fly:

elpmis

11-22-2004, 11:05 AM

this thread got overly cute all of a sudden

Enemy

11-22-2004, 11:06 AM

this thread got overly cute all of a sudden

When Pandora posts everything becomes cuet. :fly:

BigDov

11-22-2004, 11:07 AM

What kinda hockey? ;)

ICE hockey!!

Well I went down to the local arena
Asked to see the manager man
He came from his office, said, "Son can I help you?"
I looked at him and said, "Yes you can..."
I want to Drive the Zamboni...hey
I want to Drive the Zamboni...Yes I do!
Now ever since I was young it's been my dream
That I might drive a Zamboni machine
I'd get the ice just as slick as could be
And all the kids would look up to me
I want to drive the Zamboni...hey
I want to drive the Zamboni...Yes I do!
Now the manager said, "Son, I know it looks keen
But that right there is one expensive machine
And I've got Smokey who's been driving for years."
About that time I broke down in tears.
Cause I want to drive the Zamboni...hey
I want to drive the Zamboni...Yes I do!

Pandora

11-22-2004, 11:08 AM

When Pandora posts everything becomes cuet. :fly:

:D heeheeheee! You soooo sillah!!!

Enemy

11-22-2004, 11:08 AM

ICE hockey!!

Well I went down to the local arena
Asked to see the manager man
He came from his office, said, "Son can I help you?"
I looked at him and said, "Yes you can..."
I want to Drive the Zamboni...hey
I want to Drive the Zamboni...Yes I do!
Now ever since I was young it's been my dream
That I might drive a Zamboni machine
I'd get the ice just as slick as could be
And all the kids would look up to me
I want to drive the Zamboni...hey
I want to drive the Zamboni...Yes I do!
Now the manager said, "Son, I know it looks keen
But that right there is one expensive machine
And I've got Smokey who's been driving for years."
About that time I broke down in tears.
Cause I want to drive the Zamboni...hey
I want to drive the Zamboni...Yes I do!

I know :D

I come from a every-type-of-hockey family though. Me and my mom are great at field hockey, me, my dad and brother are awesome and violent when playing roller/skate hockey and my brother is amazing at ice hockey. :o

Enemy

11-22-2004, 11:09 AM

:D heeheeheee! You soooo sillah!!!

Just smitten now I realise you're my e-stepmom. :D

Pandora

11-22-2004, 11:10 AM

ICE hockey!!

Well I went down to the local arena
Asked to see the manager man
He came from his office, said, "Son can I help you?"
I looked at him and said, "Yes you can..."
I want to Drive the Zamboni...hey
I want to Drive the Zamboni...Yes I do!
Now ever since I was young it's been my dream
That I might drive a Zamboni machine
I'd get the ice just as slick as could be
And all the kids would look up to me
I want to drive the Zamboni...hey
I want to drive the Zamboni...Yes I do!
Now the manager said, "Son, I know it looks keen
But that right there is one expensive machine
And I've got Smokey who's been driving for years."
About that time I broke down in tears.
Cause I want to drive the Zamboni...hey
I want to drive the Zamboni...Yes I do!

OMGLUVU!!! :heart: :drool:

All those poor Zamboni's not getting any loven' right now.... :(

elpmis

11-22-2004, 11:10 AM

wtf

Nyx

11-22-2004, 11:10 AM

I dont have a week off, Im in bed because I have flu. :(

Awww, hope you feel better soon :heart:

elpmis

11-22-2004, 11:11 AM

STOP IT WITH THE CUTENESS

Enemy

11-22-2004, 11:11 AM

Awww, hope you feel better soon :heart:

Thanks. :heart:

Im not aching anymore, just cold and dizzy.

Enemy

11-22-2004, 11:12 AM

STOP IT WITH THE CUTENESS

FUCK YOU ASSNUGGET

Better?

Pandora

11-22-2004, 11:12 AM

Just smitten now I realise you're my e-stepmom. :D

:eek: I'm not mommy material tho, even e-stepmommy.

I love all hockey too, I just love ice hockey teh mostesezzz!!!

Enemy

11-22-2004, 11:14 AM

:eek: I'm not mommy material tho, even e-stepmommy.

I love all hockey too, I just love ice hockey teh mostesezzz!!!

Im not good daughter material either. :fly:

Nyx

11-22-2004, 11:14 AM

Just smitten now I realise you're my e-stepmom. :D

:eek: I'm not mommy material tho, even e-stepmommy.

I love all hockey too, I just love ice hockey teh mostesezzz!!!

I was just about to ask NME if she really wanted to have both an e-stepmom and an e-mom :fly:

Pandora

11-22-2004, 11:15 AM

Im not good daughter material either. :fly:

:cool: I'm not a very good daughter either! :fly:

BigDov

11-22-2004, 11:15 AM

OMGLUVU!!! :heart: :drool:

All those poor Zamboni's not getting any loven' right now.... :(

I'd drive one to work if I could........ :lol:

Enemy

11-22-2004, 11:15 AM

I was just about to ask NME if she really wanted to have both an e-stepmom and an e-mom :fly:

Well I think I have an e-stepdad in onno so I need to balance out the genders.

BigDov

11-22-2004, 11:16 AM

:cool: I'm not a very good daughter either! :fly:

I was going to say "me too" but that wouldn't make much sense would it?!

Enemy

11-22-2004, 11:16 AM

:cool: I'm not a very good daughter either! :fly:

:hi2u:

Nyx

11-22-2004, 11:24 AM

Well I think I have an e-stepdad in onno so I need to balance out the genders.

Good point :)

Baron Von Awesome

11-22-2004, 11:52 AM

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Enemy

11-22-2004, 11:54 AM

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Did you watch England vs. Spain? Fucking dispicible game, and I dont mean the players.

Roonies just an idiot, most people say he'll be the next gazza.

Truly a gentlemans sport, played by hooligans. :o

Baron Von Awesome

11-22-2004, 11:56 AM

Did you watch England vs. Spain? Fucking dispicible game, and I dont mean the players.

Roonies just an idiot, most people say he'll be the next gazza.

Truly a gentlemans sport, played by hooligans. :o

But of course, listened to the stream at work, got home and downloaded the game and watched it. It was a total joke, they truly should have just walked off.

And Rooney is such a thick moron. I hope he's not the next Gazza, but I'm sure they'll be more displays like that. Hopefully it's not in a World Cup semi or something.

Enemy

11-22-2004, 11:58 AM

But of course, listened to the stream at work, got home and downloaded the game and watched it. It was a total joke, they truly should have just walked off.

And Rooney is such a thick moron. I hope he's not the next Gazza, but I'm sure they'll be more displays like that. Hopefully it's not in a World Cup semi or something.

He needs a good slap, but getting undisciplined idiots into the game ensures they'll be stupid. If players wages weren't so high then we could afford to put them on the bench as a lesson, atleast Sven tembarassed him by taking him off just before half time.

Edit: And when was the last time we ever got in a World Cup semi? :lol: With playing like that we won't even get past qualifying.

Baron Von Awesome

11-22-2004, 12:02 PM

He needs a good slap, but getting undisciplined idiots into the game ensures they'll be stupid. If players wages weren't so high then we could afford to put them on the bench as a lesson, atleast Sven tembarassed him by taking him off just before half time.

Edit: And when was the last time we ever got in a World Cup semi? :lol: With playing like that we won't even get past qualifying.

I also heard Sven broke from his normal persona and lit into him at half time. He needs it.

Italia 90, and Euro 96 for the European Championship. :anorak:

I think our chances are excellent in Germany in 2006.

Enemy

11-22-2004, 12:05 PM

I also heard Sven broke from his normal persona and lit into him at half time. He needs it.

Italia 90, and Euro 96 for the European Championship. :anorak:

I think our chances are excellent in Germany in 2006.

Well good, I can't imagine Sven being all too imtimidating to a young scouser though. Id probably just hug him, broken English gets me hot. :fly:

How come you know all this shit, you didn't even get into football until like 3years ago (and don't contest it, I have teh proofs).

I think the furthest we'll get right now is quarter finals, our midfield was terrible against Spain. If they brought on Srevie G then everything would get 100times better. :D

Baron Von Awesome

11-22-2004, 12:14 PM

Well good, I can't imagine Sven being all too imtimidating to a young scouser though. Id probably just hug him, broken English gets me hot. :fly:

How come you know all this shit, you didn't even get into football until like 3years ago (and don't contest it, I have teh proofs).

I think the furthest we'll get right now is quarter finals, our midfield was terrible against Spain. If they brought on Srevie G then everything would get 100times better. :D

"Wayne, I ahhh think you should not ahhh behave in that way ahhh you will get sent off ahhh please I am asking this ok?"

I love football dude, more than anything. I watched Barca vs. Real last night after downloading it. I'll watch pretty much any football that is on tv or that I can download. And Stevie G couldn't help Liverpool get anything at Boro, and we have a Champions League match in Monaco tomorrow and we need a point from it. BUT WE HAVE NO STRIKERS. :mad:

Enemy

11-22-2004, 12:17 PM

"Wayne, I ahhh think you should not ahhh behave in that way ahhh you will get sent off ahhh please I am asking this ok?"

I love football dude, more than anything. I watched Barca vs. Real last night after downloading it. I'll watch pretty much any football that is on tv or that I can download. And Stevie G couldn't help Liverpool get anything at Boro, and we have a Champions League match in Monaco tomorrow and we need a point from it. BUT WE HAVE NO STRIKERS. :mad:

Yeah I know you do, but I distincly remember seeing a thread from 01/02 that was asking how football leagues worked because you'd just gotten into watching it. :fly:

When Steveie G starts for England they always do well, screw this "If Beckham sucks the whole team sucks", Beckham usually sucks, they need to quit putting him on. We = cranchester or Liverpool?

Pandora

11-22-2004, 12:23 PM

:confused: Is this about soccer??

:fly:

Enemy

11-22-2004, 12:25 PM

:confused: Is this about soccer??

:fly:

Yes, a real mans sport. :P

Baron happens to be the only person on here aside from me who knows anything about it so discussion between us comes quite often. :fly:

Baron Von Awesome

11-22-2004, 12:26 PM

Yeah I know you do, but I distincly remember seeing a thread from 01/02 that was asking how football leagues worked because you'd just gotten into watching it. :fly:

When Steveie G starts for England they always do well, screw this "If Beckham sucks the whole team sucks", Beckham usually sucks, they need to quit putting him on. We = cranchester or Liverpool?

We are all n00bs at one time. :D

We = Liverpool. I'm telling you, bet on at least the Semi's in 2006.

Enemy

11-22-2004, 12:28 PM

We are all n00bs at one time. :D

We = Liverpool. I'm telling you, bet on at least the Semi's in 2006.
I was never a n00b, I was wearing a three lions shirt when I came out the womb. :P

Glad to see you're still supporting the best team in teh universe :heart:

We'll see, if we go out in the quarter finals I get to gloat, right?

Baron Von Awesome

11-22-2004, 12:36 PM

I was never a n00b, I was wearing a three lions shirt when I came out the womb. :P

Glad to see you're still supporting the best team in teh universe :heart:

We'll see, if we go out in the quarter finals I get to gloat, right?

I wasn't so lucky, but I am making up for lost time. I hope you don't get the chance to gloat, but yes if I am wrong you can act like you know it all. :D

Enemy

11-22-2004, 12:39 PM

I wasn't so lucky, but I am making up for lost time. I hope you don't get the chance to gloat, but yes if I am wrong you can act like you know it all. :D

You certainly are, your head is full of useful footy trivia you loser. "Act"? I do know it all.

PS We might be naming the motorway between Nottm and Derby "Brian Clough way". :D