wake up guys

[F33nX1080i]

i need my daily source of fun, and it's been slow here this morning. what, do you guys actually have work or something to do? :p

[JPatrick]

Im fighting off the hoards of zombies that keep wandering into my office

[smileynev]

Im fighting off the hoards of zombies that keep wandering into my officemossberg or glock?

[ChikkenNoodul]

I've been cursed with work that actually needs to be done.

And I'm browsing tractor forums.

[ChikkenNoodul]

mossberg or glock?I like an M-249 in those situations

[F33nX1080i]

I've been cursed with work that actually needs to be done.

And I'm browsing tractor forums.

tractors?!?! the hell? :confused:

[F33nX1080i]

Im fighting off the hoards of zombies that keep wandering into my office

zombies suck, i work with many every day.

[theacoustician]

zombies suck, i work with many every day.Gotta shoot them in the head.

[ChikkenNoodul]

tractors?!?! the hell? :confused:With 98 acres, Imma gonna need me a tractor.

[JPatrick]

mossberg or glock?
I cant have guns at work (:rolleyes: ) so Im stuck using a big stick with some nails sticking out of it

[April40]

I'm just here looking for nudes.

[ChikkenNoodul]

I cant have guns at work (:rolleyes: ) so Im stuck using a big stick with some nails sticking out of itSteel protractors make great throwing stars when sharpened.

[elpmis]

I'm intaking my FDA approved, doctor recommended dose of blow

[April40]

I'm intaking my FDA approved, doctor recommended dose of blow
Trixie Thunder Pussay gives me my blow. http://uselessforum.com/images/useless/fly.gif

[elpmis]

Trixie Thunder Pussay gives me my blow. http://uselessforum.com/images/useless/fly.gifshut up and let me fuck you already, April

edit: wait...

edit 2: no wait, yeah I meant that

edit 3: *snort*

edit 4: :trashcan:

[ChikkenNoodul]

I'm intaking my FDA approved, doctor recommended dose of blowcolon blow?

[April40]

shut up and let me fuck you already, April

edit: wait...

edit 2: no wait, yeah I meant that

edit 3: *snort*

edit 4: :trashcan:
Would you lick my pen0r first?

[fly]

I'm just here looking for nudes.

probably nsfwhttp://upload.pzind.com/upload_files/100304/blowjob.gif

[elpmis]

Would you lick my pen0r first?lick it? I'd fucking write it in as my vote for president on the first tuesday in November

[April40]

http://upload.pzind.com/upload_files/100304/blowjob.gif
Why must you tease me so?

[theacoustician]

http://upload.pzind.com/upload_files/100304/blowjob.gifUm, yeah, that should have a NSFW tag to it.

[elpmis]

http://upload.pzind.com/upload_files/100304/blowjob.gifmommy?

[elpmis]

Um, yeah, that should have a NSFW tag to it.:admin:

[fly]

Um, yeah, that should have a NSFW tag to it.

ooops

[F33nX1080i]

Gotta shoot them in the head.
yeah, i don't think my boss would appreciate it if i put a .22 through her braincase

[fly]

mommy?

That's april's cawk dude.

[theacoustician]

yeah, i don't think my boss would appreciate it if i put a .22 through her braincasepfft. Management types need at least a .38 to even think of cracking that thick melon on their sholders.

[April40]

mommy?
Ya, your mommy on my junk.

[fly]

Ya, your mommy on my junk.

http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/addict.gif


edit: oops wrong smilie http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/repost.gif

[ChikkenNoodul]

pfft. Management types need at least a .38 to even think of cracking that thick melon on their sholders.I'd hedge my bet and go for a 7.62x25

[elpmis]

That's april's cawk dude.:drool:

[ChikkenNoodul]

That's april's cawk dude.How'd they get at it to film that?

[F33nX1080i]

pfft. Management types need at least a .38 to even think of cracking that thick melon on their sholders.

lol.
speakin of which, i'm getting my hunting gear tonight :D

[theacoustician]

lol.
speakin of which, i'm getting my hunting gear tonight :DI'm not sure if that's uber redneck or strangely sexy.

BTW - Send me venison.

[ChikkenNoodul]

lol.
speakin of which, i'm getting my hunting gear tonight :DWhatcha gonna hunt with?

[JPatrick]

lol.
speakin of which, i'm getting my hunting gear tonight :D

hot pix of u with guns plz?

[fly]

How'd they get at it to film that?

IMAX lens then zoomed in.

[April40]

IMAX lens the zoomed in.
Kekekeke....



...and the 5lbs of flour we were talking about.

[fly]

Kekekeke....



...and the 5lbs of flour we were talking about.

I thought it was moar than 5lbs. wtf

[F33nX1080i]

Whatcha gonna hunt with?
this weekend it's gonna be a center-fire muzzle loader (borrowed so i don't know the rest of the specs on it). when rifle season opens, it'll be a remington bolt action .30-06. next year it'll be a compound bow.
tonight i'm going out to get realtree camo stuff, boots, a knife (at least a CRKT M16-tonto, if not their K.I.S.S. model too), and other nifties for the woods.

[F33nX1080i]

hot pix of u with guns plz?
you guys will almost be the first to know when i get a deer ;)

[F33nX1080i]

I'm not sure if that's uber redneck or strangely sexy.

BTW - Send me venison.

a lil bit of both m'dear
and i'll try to send you some venison, i don't know in what form but i'll try nonetheless:)

[fly]

this weekend it's gonna be a center-fire muzzle loader (borrowed so i don't know the rest of the specs on it). when rifle season opens, it'll be a remington bolt action .30-06. next year it'll be a compound bow.
tonight i'm going out to get realtree camo stuff, boots, a knife (at least a CRKT M16-tonto, if not their K.I.S.S. model too), and other nifties for the woods.

:shady:

[F33nX1080i]

:shady:

wtf? why/how is that shady? what did i do?
:: poutyface::

[theacoustician]

wtf? why/how is that shady? what did i do?
:: poutyface:::F33nX:

[F33nX1080i]

:F33nX:
:heart:

[fly]

wtf? why/how is that shady? what did i do?
:: poutyface::

Well, I guess I didn't mean shady, but we don't have a :wtf: smiliey.




ADMINS: WHY DONT WE HAVE A WHAT THE FUCK SMILIEY???

[F33nX1080i]

Well, I guess I didn't mean shady, but we don't have a :wtf: smiliey.

and yet i still beg the question: what's wrong with that??!?!
:(

[theacoustician]

ADMINS: WHY DONT WE HAVE A WHAT THE FUCK SMILIEY???Cause I can't find a smiley of a dude screwing a mayo jar.

[ChikkenNoodul]

this weekend it's gonna be a center-fire muzzle loader (borrowed so i don't know the rest of the specs on it). when rifle season opens, it'll be a remington bolt action .30-06. next year it'll be a compound bow.
tonight i'm going out to get realtree camo stuff, boots, a knife (at least a CRKT M16-tonto, if not their K.I.S.S. model too), and other nifties for the woods.Nice, it's probably a generic .50 cal like most of 'em these days. I've got a couple of muzzle loader hawken pistols in .50, they're like mini cannons :D

.30-06 is a nice venerable choice, you going to a Dick's sporting goods?

[ChikkenNoodul]

Well, I guess I didn't mean shady, but we don't have a :wtf: smiliey.




ADMINS: WHY DONT WE HAVE A WHAT THE FUCK SMILIEY???I put one in the smiley thread

And you put one in there too

[fly]

and yet i still beg the question: what's wrong with that??!?!
:(

Nothing wrong, just not normal chick stuff. :heart:

[F33nX1080i]

Nice, it's probably a generic .50 cal like most of 'em these days. I've got a couple of muzzle loader hawken pistols in .50, they're like mini cannons :D

.30-06 is a nice venerable choice, you going to a Dick's sporting goods?

nope, Gander Mt. soooo much better- it's a store the size of dick's that's exclusively for hunting

[F33nX1080i]

Nothing wrong, just not normal chick stuff. :heart:
there ya go, i'm not a normal chick. deal with it:) :heart:

[ChikkenNoodul]

nope, Gander Mt. soooo much better- it's a store the size of dick's that's exclusively for huntingCool, I was gonna say, order from Cabela's instead of going to Dicks ;)

[fly]

there ya go, i'm not a normal chick. deal with it:) :heart:

It's official, this forum is full of men. :fly:

[F33nX1080i]

Cool, I was gonna say, order from Cabela's instead of going to Dicks ;)

i'm prolly going to get my bow from cabela's, if i don't get it from one of my dad's clients who owns an archery store/lane

[JPatrick]

Well, I guess I didn't mean shady, but we don't have a :wtf: smiliey.




ADMINS: WHY DONT WE HAVE A WHAT THE FUCK SMILIEY???

just steal the :wtf: smiley from the mengays

[F33nX1080i]

It's official, this forum is full of men. :fly:
hey, i still do the girly things like bake cookies and do my hair and stuff. that has to count for something:p

[ChikkenNoodul]

i'm prolly going to get my bow from cabela's, if i don't get it from one of my dad's clients who owns an archery store/laneNice contact!

I can't wait to move to that area :(

[April40]

there ya go, i'm not a normal chick. deal with it:) :heart:
Chicks are NEVER normal.

[F33nX1080i]

Nice contact!

I can't wait to move to that area :(
we should get together and go hunting, if nothing else. when do you move?
my dad's client lives in rhode island, so it'll be a hike to get my bow, but it might be worth it for the discount that we're expecting (LONG time client)

[ChikkenNoodul]

we should get together and go hunting, if nothing else. when do you move?
my dad's client lives in rhode island, so it'll be a hike to get my bow, but it might be worth it for the discount that we're expecting (LONG time client)Not sure when I'm moving at this point, depends on when our current place sells. I know a friend of mine from Syracuse wants to go hunting on the property sometime in November after we close :p

I'll let you know when we are gonna move though, the land'll be open to friends of course :D

[fly]

the land'll be open to friends of course :D

So... Everyone but drool is invited?

[smileynev]

I call dibs on the northeast quadrant of chikken's place when the upcoming cataclysm occcurs.

[F33nX1080i]

Not sure when I'm moving at this point, depends on when our current place sells. I know a friend of mine from Syracuse wants to go hunting on the property sometime in November after we close :p

I'll let you know when we are gonna move though, the land'll be open to friends of course :D

excellent:) you should come visit me in rochester too:)

[theacoustician]

excellent:) you should come visit me in rochester too:):(

I want to meet F33nX too.

[F33nX1080i]

:(

I want to meet F33nX too.
COME VISIT!
actually....there's a distinct possibilty that i'll be down your way around new year's....

[theacoustician]

COME VISIT!
actually....there's a distinct possibilty that i'll be down your way around new year's....If the NHL ever stops being a pack of tards, we should go to a Lightning game ;)

[ChikkenNoodul]

So... Everyone but drool is invited?Drool can come too, he can bring Shiner

[ChikkenNoodul]

excellent:) you should come visit me in rochester too:)Cool, that becomes much closer once we're in NY :p

[ChikkenNoodul]

I call dibs on the northeast quadrant of chikken's place when the upcoming cataclysm occcurs.That's where the house is, choose another location

[F33nX1080i]

If the NHL ever stops being a pack of tards, we should go to a Lightning game ;)

lol
i'm not a flames fan anymore. craigger got traded to the Kings. well, on paper anyways.

[JPatrick]

So... Everyone but drool is invited?

Hey fuck you buddy

[ChikkenNoodul]

Hey fuck you buddyNo dude, you can come

[fly]

If the NHL ever stops being a pack of tards, we should go to a Lightning game ;)

IN TAMPA!

[ChikkenNoodul]

Fly will make you act like Steve if you go there!!!!