Should I start making comic strips for the forum?

[elpmis]

http://upload.pzind.com/upload_files/100304/spiveycomic1.jpg

[JPatrick]

what the hell?

[fly]

YES

[ChikkenNoodul]

oh my fucking god

:fly:

ahahahahahahahaha

[elpmis]

I will try to do one like every other day then, maybe more or less depending on how I feel about it

[elpmis]

what the hell?:sucky:

[JPatrick]

I thought I was the only one that kept a clown in a mayo jar :shady:

[elpmis]

I thought I was the only one that kept a clown in a mayo jar :shady:FUNZIE THA CLOWN?!?!?!??!!!????F9

[smileynev]

oh my

[ChikkenNoodul]

I thought I was the only one that kept a clown in a mayo jar :shady:
I got lost in a mayo jar once.

Coincidentally, I was wearing clown shoes at the time.

[April40]

I like this as much as I like things. http://uselessforum.com/images/useless/heart.gif

[Fat Burger]

What the fuck just happened?

[smileynev]

What the fuck just happened?
elpmis just elected himself to be the mod of the fucked up beyond normal in the head forum.

[ChikkenNoodul]

elpmis just elected himself to be the mod of the fucked up beyond normal in the head forum.Haha, and you thought *I* was crazy

[smileynev]

Haha, and you thought *I* was crazyYou're "fun to hang out with because you may do something stupid and silly and embarrassing" crazy.

Elpmis is "scared to be in the same zip code because he might eat his own poop and go on a joyride on his moped" crazy.

[theacoustician]

What the shit are you smoking.

share

[April40]

What the shit are you smoking.

share
You're right, you aren't funny. http://uselessforum.com/images/useless/fly.gif

[elpmis]

I like this as much as I like things. http://uselessforum.com/images/useless/heart.gifmmm, things :drool:

[elpmis]

I got lost in a mayo jar once.

Coincidentally, I was wearing clown shoes at the time.:funzie:

[theacoustician]

You're right, you aren't funny. http://uselessforum.com/images/useless/fly.gifI didn't want you to be the only one.

[elpmis]

I didn't want you to be the only one.:fly:

[ChikkenNoodul]

:funzie:http://upload.pzind.com/upload_files/100304/clown.gif

[fly]

:funzie:

Needs moar gif

[April40]

I didn't want you to be the only one.Theac strikes again. :(

[elpmis]

http://upload.pzind.com/upload_files/100304/clown.gif http://upload.pzind.com/upload_files/100304/clown.gif http://upload.pzind.com/upload_files/100304/clown.gif

[ChikkenNoodul]

You're "fun to hang out with because you may do something stupid and silly and embarrassing" crazy.

Elpmis is "scared to be in the same zip code because he might eat his own poop and go on a joyride on his moped" crazy.Yeah, I'd never ride a moped.

[elpmis]

You're "fun to hang out with because you may do something stupid and silly and embarrassing" crazy.

Elpmis is "scared to be in the same zip code because he might eat his own poop and go on a joyride on his moped" crazy.I also own a Nintendo Gamecube :wtf:

[fly]

I also own a Nintendo Gamecube :wtf:

and a mac?

[JPatrick]

I also own a Nintendo Gamecube :wtf:

u fuckin psycho

[theacoustician]

I also own a Nintendo Gamecube :wtf:I forgot to tell y'all. The gadget dept. here (yes, its a real dept.) just got a DS to play with. Fuckers haven't even unboxed it yet. I'm thinking of "borrowing" it.

[fly]

I forgot to tell y'all. The gadget dept. here (yes, its a real dept.) just got a DS to play with. Fuckers haven't even unboxed it yet. I'm thinking of "borrowing" it.

Did the fat unix admin "score" with that fat chick*?


*april23

[elpmis]

and a mac?hell no dude, I'm not THAT crazy

[theacoustician]

Did the fat unix admin "score" with that fat chick*?


*april23The Unix dude isn't fat. Just really geeky. And no, he's still conflicted over the whole thing.

[fly]

The Unix dude isn't fat. Just really geeky. And no, he's still conflicted over the whole thing.

You're such a jerk for not saying anything. :fly:

[theacoustician]

You're such a jerk for not saying anything. :fly:I feel really bad, but they haven't messed with him yet this week. So its not like I have an opening to just pipe up and say "By the way ..."

[elpmis]

I forgot to tell y'all. The gadget dept. here (yes, its a real dept.) just got a DS to play with. Fuckers haven't even unboxed it yet. I'm thinking of "borrowing" it.what the fuck, play that shit and let me know, etc

[ChikkenNoodul]

I forgot to tell y'all. The gadget dept. here (yes, its a real dept.) just got a DS to play with. Fuckers haven't even unboxed it yet. I'm thinking of "borrowing" it.Are they like 80 years old or something? (the people in that dept.)

[fly]

I feel really bad, but they haven't messed with him yet this week. So its not like I have an opening to just pipe up and say "By the way ..."

:elfpenis:

[smileynev]

nintendo is for fags

[theacoustician]

Are they like 80 years old or something? (the people in that dept.)They are all enthralled with their brand new oqo model 01's right now. While neat, I don't think any of them have figured out one useful thing they can do with it.

[smileynev]

They are all enthralled with their brand new oqo model 01's right now. While neat, I don't think any of them have figured out one useful thing they can do with it.
wtf is that?

[elpmis]

THEAC PLAY SOME FUCKING DS AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK

P.S. WHAT GAMES DO U HAVE

[theacoustician]

wtf is that?The ultra compacts that have been promised for like 3 years and are just now shipping.

http://www.oqo.com/

[elpmis]

The ultra compacts that have been promised for like 3 years and are just now shipping.

http://www.oqo.com/serious waste of $$$

[theacoustician]

serious waste of $$$Yea, I think that's what they're discovering.

[elpmis]

Yea, I think that's what they're discovering.seriously though, do you know what games came w/ the DS?

[theacoustician]

seriously though, do you know what games came w/ the DS?Well, I know they have to have the Hunters demo if they have the unit. I don't know what else they have. I just heard them blabbing about it. I haven't even seen the thing yet. I'm going cube hunting soon. Everyone's going off to lunch.

[smileynev]

The ultra compacts that have been promised for like 3 years and are just now shipping.

http://www.oqo.com/
Ah yea, saw that on Techtv.

My iBook is cooler.

[ChikkenNoodul]

You can fit more of 'em in your ass though.

[theacoustician]

Ah yea, saw that on Techtv.

My iBook is cooler.oqo http://www.pcstats.com/articleimages/200401/ces2004OQO-3.jpg > ibook http://altura.speedera.net/ccimg.catalogcity.com/200000/204700/204720/Products/8235653.jpg

[fly]

hahahahaha
theac is funnay

[April40]

You can fit more of 'em in your ass though.
Does that apply with poonany as well??

[fly]

Does that apply with poonany as well??

Who would wanna put those in your ass. Yuck. Those things are gross.

[ChikkenNoodul]

Does that apply with poonany as well??Yeah, and you don't need as much mayo

[elpmis]

http://upload.pzind.com/upload_files/100304/spiveycomic2.jpg

[ChikkenNoodul]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

oh my god

*breathe*

BAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

[JPatrick]

lol

[mikey]

buahahahaha

[elpmis]

http://upload.pzind.com/upload_files/100304/spiveycomic3.jpg

[elpmis]

tomorrow, comic 4: Spivey gets confused, doesn't Mayo only come in Jars?!?!?!!

[Fase]

that shit was so random..

[elpmis]

that shit was so random..COLLECT ALL 4!

[fly]

OMFG YES!

[elpmis]

I'm working with Fox as we speak to have a weekday, day-time childrens' reading program of my comics

wait, no I'm not

[April40]

This is so hilarious. I :heart: it.

[elpmis]

This is so hilarious. I :heart: it.thank you :D

:april: (http://uselessforums.com/misc.php?do=getsmilies&wysiwyg=1&forumid=4#)







:drool:

[ChikkenNoodul]

My spleen has burst from lauging

[fly]

My spleen has burst from lauging

Save the juices plz.

[ChikkenNoodul]

Save the juices plz.I squoze the sponges into a few ziplocks for you.

Do you want it frozen?

[BigDov]

Great comics elpmis....... I'm having a hard time convincing my co-workers that laughing out loud is really work-related :lol:

[fly]

Great comics elpmis....... I'm having a hard time convincing my co-workers that laughing out loud is really work-related :lol:

Tell them youre gaining marklar.

[elpmis]

WHO WANTS COMIC 4?

[elpmis]

http://upload.pzind.com/upload_files/100304/spiveycomic4.jpg

[ChikkenNoodul]

:heart:

:fly:

I needed that laugh, thanks

[JPatrick]

LOL
I liek jokes about poop

[elpmis]

LOL
I liek jokes about poopJUST REMEMBER TO VOTE 2004

[JPatrick]

JUST REMEMBER TO VOTE 2004

I already pooped today tho

[elpmis]

I already pooped today thoI take a vote like twice a day though, you've got another packed up in there

[elpmis]

actually, shit, those eggs aren't settling right, I think I have to go vote right now

[ChikkenNoodul]

actually, shit, those eggs aren't settling right, I think I have to go vote right nowMy vote sprays.