Boast your Arcade Scrore in here!

[fly]

I'm pwning the Flamigo Drive...

[JPatrick]

none of the new ones work for me:mad:

[fly]

wtf

What happens when you try??

[JPatrick]

wtf

What happens when you try??




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[fly]

wtf. I just got the emails on it. wtf. Try maybe logging out and back in, cause it works fer me.

[theacoustician]

wtf. I just got the emails on it. wtf. Try maybe logging out and back in, cause it works fer me.Log out isn't clearing cookie, snookums.

[JPatrick]

No good
I even went and deleted the cookies and logged back in

[smileynev]

I hate you
and I hate that fucking bird
And I really hate the tree at 1000 yards.

[ChikkenNoodul]

Grumble grumble grumble grumble

[ChikkenNoodul]

That bird NEEDS to die

[April40]

I OWN THE SNAKE HIGH SCORE BISHES

http://uselessforums.com/images/useless/elfpenis.gif

[ChikkenNoodul]

Well, at least I still have space invaders for now...

[smileynev]

Well, at least I still have space invaders for now...
Space invaders is so damn slow

[smileynev]

I'm pwning the Flamigo Drive...
:gloerf:

[F33nX1080i]

i've almost got my groove back with seal bounce, your score will fall Fly

[fly]

Log out isn't clearing cookie, snookums.

Yes it is. It just isn't for you.

[fly]

i've almost got my groove back with seal bounce, your score will fall Fly

rut-ro

[JPatrick]

I still cant see the new ones in Firefox or IE:mad:

[fly]

I still cant see the new ones in Firefox or IE:mad:
Did you buy an arcade pass at the store penis?

I got the same error unitl I bought a arcade pass. I had to "fix" the arcade pass, so I think I know why we're getting that error. Now I gotta try and figure out where the error is. yay.

[JPatrick]

Did you buy an arcade pass at the store penis?

I got the same error unitl I bought a arcade pass. I had to "fix" the arcade pass, so I think I know why we're getting that error. Now I gotta try and figure out where the error is. yay.


yup, that was it

[fly]

yup, that was it

Great. Now I gotta figure out how to fix it.

[theacoustician]

Great. Now I gotta figure out how to fix it.This help?

Database error in vBulletin 3.0.3:
Invalid SQL: UPDATE user SET uttpoints=uttpoints- WHERE userid='3'
mysql error: You have an error in your SQL syntax. Check the manual that corresponds to your MySQL server version for the right syntax to use near 'WHERE userid='3'' at line 1
mysql error number: 1064
Date: Tuesday 12th of October 2004 07:57:31 PM
Script: http://www.uselessforums.com/arcade.php?do=play&gameid=9
Referer: http://www.uselessforums.com/arcade.php?

[fly]

I think I found a temp fix by disabling that play per game option. its only via pass now...

[fly]

Anyone know SQL better than me? I think this is the line that keeps crashing the DB...

if (!isset($show['arcadepass'])) {
$DB_site->query("UPDATE ".TABLE_PREFIX . $vboptions['arcadepass_pointtable']." SET ".$vboptions['arcadepass_pointsfield']."=".$vboptions['arcadepass_pointsfield']."-".$thisGame['arcadepass_cost']." WHERE userid='$bbuserinfo[userid]'");

It's supposed to subtract the cost of a game from your points total. The SQL error omits the part in bold, but it seems fine to my dumb ass.

[theacoustician]

Anyone know SQL better than me? I think this is the line that keeps crashing the DB...

if (!isset($show['arcadepass'])) {
$DB_site->query("UPDATE ".TABLE_PREFIX . $vboptions['arcadepass_pointtable']." SET ".$vboptions['arcadepass_pointsfield']."=".$vboptions['arcadepass_pointsfield']."-".$thisGame['arcadepass_cost']." WHERE userid='$bbuserinfo[userid]'");

It's supposed to subtract the cost of a game from your points total. The SQL error omits the part in bold, but it seems fine to my dumb ass.I may not know what I'm talking about but it looks like you opened your statement with a { and never closed it.

Other than that, shit like this is always a syntax error in my programming. Are you sure it should be thisGame and not thisgame?

[JPatrick]

I like these new games
They cater to my natural hatred of penguins

[fly]

I may not know what I'm talking about but it looks like you opened your statement with a { and never closed it.

Other than that, shit like this is always a syntax error in my programming. Are you sure it should be thisGame and not thisgame?

Yeah, I just didnt C&P in the other brace. I think this hack has suffered from the fact that its a beta hack that hasn't been updated in 6 months. I had to hack some of it up to even make it work this well. Unfortunately, the only solution right now is going to be to disable the per game charge.

:elfpenis:

[ChikkenNoodul]

Space invaders is so damn slowIt's a classic

I remember trying to run it on a 486 (an early port to the x86) and it went blindingly fast :lol:

[ChikkenNoodul]

I like these new games
They cater to my natural hatred of penguinsI don't like any of the other birds in the game.

The Yeti should have a shotgun to take out that buzzard.

[JPatrick]

whose idea was it to plant all them trees in africa?
they keep blocking my penguin drives:mad:

[fly]

Trees are :elfpenis:

[ChikkenNoodul]

whose idea was it to plant all them trees in africa?
they keep blocking my penguin drives:mad:It's just another example of the white man, tryin' to keep the black man down. Or yeti, as the case may be.

[F33nX1080i]

I like these new games
They cater to my natural hatred of penguins

have you seen the previews for the new Dreamworks CGI movie? the penguins in it are EVIL. but when i think of evil penguins, i think of the penguin from Wallace and Grommet "wrong trousers".

[ChikkenNoodul]

The arcade was the best idea ever.

[JPatrick]

The arcade was the best idea ever.

I agree
AssSteroids pwns me

[elpmis]

I agree
AssSteroids pwns meyou fucking rocked my score :embarassed:

[smileynev]

http://img57.exs.cx/img57/9874/shittylayup.jpg

[ChikkenNoodul]

How the heck did you get almost 1000 on the first shot?

[smileynev]

How the heck did you get almost 1000 on the first shot?
You have to aim so that you just graze the bottom of the giraffe's belly but don't hit the chest

If you do it just right you get almost 1200 on the first shot, if you miss a little it hits the tree and you end up anywhere from 700-900

[ChikkenNoodul]

You have to aim so that you just graze the bottom of the giraffe's belly but don't hit the chest

If you do it just right you get almost 1200 on the first shot, if you miss a little it hits the tree and you end up anywhere from 700-900Ahhhh, okay cool

[fly]

You have to aim so that you just graze the bottom of the giraffe's belly but don't hit the chest

If you do it just right you get almost 1200 on the first shot, if you miss a little it hits the tree and you end up anywhere from 700-900

carp. you figured that out.

[ChikkenNoodul]

Haha, I did it and got ~1100 on the first shot

[smileynev]

carp. you figured that out.
Figured it out?

:nev:

[w_a_w]

so what's the deal with this? you have games on the forum???

[theacoustician]

so what's the deal with this? you have games on the forum???Yep, see the arcade on the bar at the top of the forum? You can use marklars to buy an arcade pass and play games.

[fly]

so what's the deal with this? you have games on the forum???

Yeah. I gave ya 1000 marklars. Buy a pass at the store...

http://uselessforum.com/ushop.php

[Fat Burger]

I totally schooled smiley at the seal hitting thingy :D

[w_a_w]

Yeah. I gave ya 1000 marklars. Buy a pass at the store...

http://uselessforum.com/ushop.php

schweet...thanks mang

[sizzlinggrace]

you need a pass? :confused:

[April40]

you need a pass? :confused:

Yes, just click on the store button on the menu bar. Find the Acarde Pass at the bottom.

Just try to beat the top score in snake, I'm ready to top it again.

Thanks :mwah:

[sizzlinggrace]

Yes, just click on the store button on the menu bar. Find the Acarde Pass at the bottom.

Just try to beat the top score in snake, I'm ready to top it again.

Thanks :mwah:


Tetris is my game :p

[April40]

Tetris is my game :p


Bring it woman.

[sizzlinggrace]

Bring it woman.


wait... I need points? :confused: :(

[smileynev]

I totally schooled smiley at the seal hitting thingy :D
I whiffed, otherwise I would have owned you like a fat kid owns a buffet

[Mondoz]

I wanna pass...


Will trade sexual favors for passes*.






*Offer good 9/27-12/3, 2004. Applies to April23 & Drool-Boy only. Not for use with some sets. Your mileage may vary. For external use only. Batteries not included. Contact a doctor if itching and redness persists.

[JPatrick]

I wanna pass...


Will trade sexual favors for passes*.






*Offer good 9/27-12/3, 2004. Applies to April23 & Drool-Boy only. Not for use with some sets. Your mileage may vary. For external use only. Batteries not included. Contact a doctor if itching and redness persists.

I just gave some of my marklars , you can go to the store now and buy yourself a game pass

[ChikkenNoodul]

I wanna pass...


Will trade sexual favors for passes*.






*Offer good 9/27-12/3, 2004. Applies to April23 & Drool-Boy only. Not for use with some sets. Your mileage may vary. For external use only. Batteries not included. Contact a doctor if itching and redness persists. I have fleas.

[fly]

I wanna pass...


Will trade sexual favors for passes*.






*Offer good 9/27-12/3, 2004. Applies to April23 & Drool-Boy only. Not for use with some sets. Your mileage may vary. For external use only. Batteries not included. Contact a doctor if itching and redness persists.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[smileynev]

I have fleas.
sorry about that...:(

[Mondoz]

I have fleas.


:drool:

:Pics: of fleas?

[Mondoz]

I just gave some of my marklars , you can go to the store now and buy yourself a game pass


Awww... Thanks. :heart:

Next time I drive by your mexican restaurant, I'll swerve to avoid splashing you with that puddle out front.
I'll point and laugh a bit less, too.


Edit: "Arcade Pass successfully purchased!"

Wo0t!!!

[ChikkenNoodul]

sorry about that...:(Next time bathe in bleach

[April40]

:drool:

:Pics: of fleas? http://uselessforum.com/images/useless/fly.gifhttp://uselessforum.com/images/useless/tard.gif

Who let him in? He stalks everyone....

[JPatrick]

Awww... Thanks. :heart:

Next time I drive by your mexican restaurant, I'll swerve to avoid splashing you with that puddle out front.
I'll point and laugh a bit less, too.


Edit: "Arcade Pass successfully purchased!"

Wo0t!!!

I dont work there anymore
I cut a hole in the front of the sign and was hanging my balls out of it to keep them cool and someone got "offended" by it:tard:

[ChikkenNoodul]

I dont work there anymore
I cut a hole in the front of the sign and was hanging my balls out of it to keep them cool and someone got "offended" by it:tard:I ordered the huevos rancheros at that place and they looked NOTHING like the sign said they did.

Now I know why.

[sizzlinggrace]

I suck at arcade games. :(

[smileynev]

Dammit, I can't get past 1200 on Albatross overload.

[fly]

Dammit, I can't get past 1200 on Albatross overload.

I got 1400 on one, WHEN I BEAT WAW IN A CHALLENGE!

[JPatrick]

I almost beat the high score
Ill try again during lunch

[smileynev]

I got 1400 on one, WHEN I BEAT WAW IN A CHALLENGE!
how the hell. I stay as close to the ground as possible and I can barely get over 1200

[ChikkenNoodul]

how the hell. I stay as close to the ground as possible and I can barely get over 1200I got over 1200 once in some bizarre freakish twist of fate

[Mondoz]

http://uselessforum.com/images/useless/fly.gifhttp://uselessforum.com/images/useless/tard.gif

Who let him in? He stalks everyone....


Not everyone.

So far on this foram, only you.

Allnighte

[mikey]

i havent played seal bounce in ages

[April40]

Not everyone.

So far on this foram, only you.

Allnighte
You know too much. :squint:

[I.C.Water]

I got over 1200 once in some bizarre freakish twist of fate

pshh 1200 ya loser :D

[Mondoz]

You know too much. :squint:


Not yet.

[w_a_w]

got 30435 on tetris...I was about to fucking win and my boss came in and screwed my concentration :mad:

[fly]

got 30435 on tetris...I was about to fucking win and my boss came in and screwed my concentration :mad:

THAT BASTARD!!!

[Mondoz]

got 30435 on tetris...I was about to fucking win and my boss came in and screwed my concentration :mad:


Ut oh.

Must defend position!

[mikey]

btw, wheres pacman? :D

[Mondoz]

btw, wheres pacman? :D

QFMFT

[BigDov]

I don't have enough marklar to purchase a pass....... :(

[w_a_w]

Ut oh.

Must defend position!

dammit I just beat you to find out you raised the high score:mad: :)

[Mondoz]

dammit I just beat you to find out you raised the high score:mad: :)


Cough *Houston > Atlanta* Cough

[w_a_w]

Cough *Houston > Atlanta* Cough

b7!!:mad:
whoops, wrong forum :shifty:

[Mondoz]

b7!!:mad:
whoops, wrong forum :shifty:

Muhahahaha!


And when I'm mod of the goat forum, I'll bring down teh b7hammer on all who oppose me!!!


Oh wait.
Was that out loud?

[fly]

b7!!:mad:
whoops, wrong forum :shifty:

Allnighte

Maybe not. kekekekekekeke

[Mondoz]

Okay, what's the strategy in that 'smack the pengu with the flamingo' game?

Those damn vultures screw me up, and the giraffes keep crapping on my penguins.

[w_a_w]

wewt! new tetris champ! :cool:

[Mondoz]

wewt! new tetris champ! :cool:


Great. I guess I know what I'm doing the rest of the day.

[I Robert I]

I'm just spamming to gain points so that I can actually play... kekeke

[Mondoz]

I'm just spamming to gain points so that I can actually play... kekeke


I would donate to the cause, but I don't need the extra competition.

[I Robert I]

I would donate to the cause, but I don't need the extra competition.
Oh little ol me wouldn't be any competition.

[Mondoz]

Oh little ol me wouldn't be any competition.


Well, maybe if you only play the ones I'm not trying to win... :D

[w_a_w]

just crushed you in space invaders mondoz! :D I'm now arthritic in my left hand however:(

[Mondoz]

just crushed you in space invaders mondoz! :D I'm now arthritic in my left hand however:(


Damn you.

That one was easy, though.
Boring as hell, but easy.

[Mondoz]

Coqui is attempting to regain his snake title.

All my championship titles are slipping away! Noes!

[smileynev]

It is done.

[Mondoz]

16 points! Good lord!

He's so damn close!

[Kabn]

Snake and Albatross are mine.

eat it, bishes.

[Mondoz]

Snake and Albatross are mine.

eat it, bishes.


You're just trying to fill up my weekend, aren't you?

[Kabn]

it'll take a while to beat the Snake one.

the Albatross one might fall relatively soon.

[mikey]

It is done.



so it is

[mikey]

i still miss pacman, but tetris is a nice diversion :D

[w_a_w]

i still miss pacman, but tetris is a nice diversion :D

thrawn, you have angrified me good sir and I shall see you for 10 paces at dawn

[Kabn]

the yeti golf game is satan.

[JPatrick]

thrawn, you have angrified me good sir and I shall see you for 10 paces at dawn


Or you could just give him negative rep
cuz thats just mean
:shady:

[mikey]

thrawn, you have angrified me good sir and I shall see you for 10 paces at dawn



dont forget your knife :heart:

[w_a_w]

Or you could just give him negative rep
cuz thats just mean
:shady:

you do that with the thumb deal right? it seems to have had no effect:shifty:

[JPatrick]

you do that with the thumb deal right? it seems to have had no effect:shifty:


ya it does, cuz I jst gave you some negative:p
I think you can only do it to each person once every couple of days or something

[w_a_w]

dont forget your knife :heart:

lol, I just got an email on my blackberry announcing my tetris defeat :fly:

[w_a_w]

ya it does, cuz I jst gave you some negative:p
I think you can only do it to each person once every couple of days or something

right back atcha:fly:

[mikey]

ya it does, cuz I jst gave you some negative:p
I think you can only do it to each person once every couple of days or something



arent you supposed to be able to enter a reason why? i click on the thumbs and nothing happens. it might be the beer though.

[mikey]

lol, I just got an email on my blackberry announcing my tetris defeat :fly:



:D

i keep getting those for the seal bounce game hehe

[JPatrick]

arent you supposed to be able to enter a reason why? i click on the thumbs and nothing happens. it might be the beer though.


Ya you can give plus , or negative with a reason.
If you cant give it , it says so

[w_a_w]

arent you supposed to be able to enter a reason why? i click on the thumbs and nothing happens. it might be the beer though.

yeah, there should be a popup asking if the feedback is good or bad and a brief description :)

[Mondoz]

When is Doom 3 going to be on the list of games?

I got a flashlight here that I'd like to bash some skulls with.

[I.C.Water]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrr

[JPatrick]

When is Doom 3 going to be on the list of games?

I got a flashlight here that I'd like to bash some skulls with.



I cant wait for someone to make a mod that maked doom3 a good game

[I Robert I]

Where is everyone getting their marklars? Do you have to provide drool with sexual favours or what?

[mikey]

Where is everyone getting their marklars? Do you have to provide drool with sexual favours or what?



we'd do that for free. arcade, my good sir.

[I Robert I]

we'd do that for free. arcade, my good sir.
I need to spam 80 more times to be able to buy a pass good sir.

[JPatrick]

I need to spam 80 more times to be able to buy a pass good sir.


I just donated yousome marklar so you dont have to spam like a dirty pig
Now you can go buy a pass

[I Robert I]

I just donated yousome marklar so you dont have to spam like a dirty pig
Now you can go buy a pass
w00t.

*gets under Drools desk*

[Mondoz]

I cant wait for someone to make a mod that maked doom3 a good game


I came up with my own 'mod'. It's called "see how long you can play without pissing yourself."

It's a lot of fun, but messy.
My record is about an hour.

[JPatrick]

I came up with my own 'mod'. It's called "see how long you can play without pissing yourself."

It's a lot of fun, but messy.
My record is about an hour.



About 1/4th of the way thru it gets totally predictable tho.
They keep using the same formula over and over and over.

[w_a_w]

I came up with my own 'mod'. It's called "see how long you can play without pissing yourself."

It's a lot of fun, but messy.
My record is about an hour.

mondoz you are one sick little monkey to play space invaders that long...makes watching paint dry look like a contact sport

[Mondoz]

About 1/4th of the way thru it gets totally predictable tho.
They keep using the same formula over and over and over.


Don't think I haven't noticed.

When I open a door, and peer into a dark room, I know something is going to jump out at me the instant I pick up that armor pack over there.
I can usually even tell from where they're going to launch their assault.

Does that help? Not one bit.
I usually just stand outside the doorway, telling no one in particular about how I refuse to go in there. If I don't go in, everything's fine. The story won't progress, so no more people will die, I won't die, and no more monsters will show up.
So I'll just stand out here playing with my flashlight and impress myself with all the lighting effects.

Unfortunately, I get bored, and wonder what is in the room, and go in.
This is typically followed by much jumping, screaming, and shooting wildly in every direction.

The promise of finding more security drones to kick ass for me is the only thing that makes me gather up the courage to go into the next dark room.

[Mondoz]

mondoz you are one sick little monkey to play space invaders that long...makes watching paint dry look like a contact sport


Muhahahahaha!

I didn't realize until after it was over how long it took.
I was half asleep at the time, so I kinda tuned it out and watched Selab episodes on TiVo.
That game needs a pause button.

I think that score might stay a while, just because of how mind-numbingly boring it is to get there... Unless one of those jerks in pod six beat it just to piss me off.

[mikey]

I need to spam 80 more times to be able to buy a pass good sir.



didnt notice

oh well, droolio beat me to it. i was playing tetris(HI! W_A_W :D) or i wouldve given you them.

[I Robert I]

Well that was a waste of (drools) money. You guys spend WAY too much time on those games... I think I'll ignore the Arcade from now on and don't bother getting more marklars.

[w_a_w]

didnt notice

oh well, droolio beat me to it. i was playing tetris(HI! W_A_W :D) or i wouldve given you them.


:rolleyes: :)

[w_a_w]

needs moar games! I can't beat anyone anymore:(
need a cheezy football and baseball game! :cool:

[Mondoz]

needs moar games! I can't beat anyone anymore:(
need a cheezy football and baseball game! :cool:


Needs moar mario brothers.

:drool-boy:

[Coqui]

Muhahahahaha!

I didn't realize until after it was over how long it took.
I was half asleep at the time, so I kinda tuned it out and watched Selab episodes on TiVo.
That game needs a pause button.

I think that score might stay a while, just because of how mind-numbingly boring it is to get there... Unless one of those jerks in pod six beat it just to piss me off.


I started it. It was very easy to rack up the points. But yes. Very time consuming and it got boring after a while. So your record will stay safe in that game (I quit with 8 lives left)

[Mondoz]

I started it. It was very easy to rack up the points. But yes. Very time consuming and it got boring after a while. So your record will stay safe in that game (I quit with 8 lives left)

:cool:

In case anyone was curious and didn't already know, it does keep track of lives above 8. It doesn't just stop there and prune it.


That game is all about stamina once they get to the lowest starting point. Once you know the pattern, you can almost go forever if you really wanted to.
After a while, my fingers started seizing up. They still hurt.

[Mondoz]

I see you're going for the snake record again.
Which level do you use?
I like using the python level to practice, then the middle one to actually play.

It took me forever to figure out that the speed of the spinning flower dictated how many points you got for it.

[w_a_w]

:cool:

In case anyone was curious and didn't already know, it does keep track of lives above 8. It doesn't just stop there and prune it.


That game is all about stamina once they get to the lowest starting point. Once you know the pattern, you can almost go forever if you really wanted to.
After a while, my fingers started seizing up. They still hurt.

I can only imagine how bad your hand hurt...I felt like a cripple getting to just 70k:eek:

[Mondoz]

I can only imagine how bad your hand hurt...I felt like a cripple getting to just 70k:eek:


I found that if I killed all the aliens on their initial treck to the right, and left one top guy to wander back and forth, I could easily dodge him every minute or so.
Gave me time to change channels, ice my hand, take vicodin, etc...

[Onnotangu]

you guys are sick playing like this. then again these games don't obbess me. i really hate that flamigo drive. damn pengu would fly bacwards and I can't seem to arc him off the screen like i want to. :(

[Coqui]

I see you're going for the snake record again.
Which level do you use?
I like using the python level to practice, then the middle one to actually play.

It took me forever to figure out that the speed of the spinning flower dictated how many points you got for it.

I use worm now. I used to only use slug until you halved my time. I found out about the spinning flower once I started playing under slug. If my keyboard wasn't so crappy (10 years old and has had plenty of abuse due to FPS angst) I'd be much better as the keys don't respond as nicely as they should.

[Coqui]

you guys are sick playing like this. then again these games don't obbess me. i really hate that flamigo drive. damn pengu would fly bacwards and I can't seem to arc him off the screen like i want to. :(


You have to hit the first two drives a certain way (only one angle and one strength will work) if you want to get the distance that nev and I got. Beyond that, it doesn't seem to matter.

[Coqui]

:cool:

In case anyone was curious and didn't already know, it does keep track of lives above 8. It doesn't just stop there and prune it.


That game is all about stamina once they get to the lowest starting point. Once you know the pattern, you can almost go forever if you really wanted to.
After a while, my fingers started seizing up. They still hurt.

I don't think my fingers would sieze up since I only used three fingers the entire time and barely moved them to begin with.

[Mondoz]

You have to hit the first two drives a certain way (only one angle and one strength will work) if you want to get the distance that nev and I got. Beyond that, it doesn't seem to matter.


I figured it had to be something like that.

[Mondoz]

I don't think my fingers would sieze up since I only used three fingers the entire time and barely moved them to begin with.


After an hour, it did. :(

[Coqui]

I figured it had to be something like that.


I know I hit the angle after the third pengu bounce. If it doesn't hit a certain point, I just restart because I know I'll hit a tree or something that will bounce me back. I would have broken the record but a snake did a bad pop up that launched me right into a giraffe neck :(

[Coqui]

After an hour, it did. :(


Playing drums and piano ought to prevent that from happening to me.

[Mondoz]

Playing drums and piano ought to prevent that from happening to me.


Ah. I think all the tetris and snake games that day just killed my fingers.

I'll have to try again and see if I can get to 2 hours.

[Coqui]

Ah. I think all the tetris and snake games that day just killed my fingers.

I'll have to try again and see if I can get to 2 hours.


I'll reclaim the throne in at least one game by next weekend. In the meantime, my alma mater is on so I bid you adieu.

[Mondoz]

I'll reclaim the throne in at least one game by next weekend. In the meantime, my alma mater is on so I bid you adieu.

Gadzuntheit.

[Kabn]

i will smack whoever beats the snake best. it took me the better part of two hours to finally get that one.

and is there a possibility of getting more games?

[w_a_w]

i will smack whoever beats the snake best. it took me the better part of two hours to finally get that one.

and is there a possibility of getting more games?

yes, moar games plz :)

[Mondoz]

Looks like somebody's been playing asteroids... :eek:

[generalcliche]

Looks like somebody's been playing asteroids... :eek:
;)



Edit: :furry:

[Mondoz]

;)



Edit: :furry:


I can't play that worth crap today.

Can I blame the painkillers? Please? :o

[generalcliche]

I can't play that worth crap today.

Can I blame the painkillers? Please? :o
If they're opiates, then yes. I understand completely :p

[Mondoz]

If they're opiates, then yes. I understand completely :p

Vicodin?
I think they are.

[Coqui]

i will smack whoever beats the snake best. it took me the better part of two hours to finally get that one.

and is there a possibility of getting more games?


I didn't get smacked. Oh and I will beat it again. My goal to beat your score is 3200.

EDIT: And I swear you rigged my right arrow key. When I need it the most it never works.

[Kabn]

I didn't get smacked. Oh and I will beat it again. My goal to beat your score is 3200.

EDIT: And I swear you rigged my right arrow key. When I need it the most it never works.
you can't prove anything.

but tell that hot girl in your office thanks. . .

:D

[Coqui]

you can't prove anything.

but tell that hot girl in your office thanks. . .

:D


Which one? Co-Worker #1, Co-worker #2, the 100 hot women I support?

[Kabn]

Which one? Co-Worker #1, Co-worker #2, the 100 hot women I support?
coworker #2.

and through some testing, i just found out that snake pretty much dies after 350 seconds. aka, i'll only be able to get around 3,000 while playing here. i've downloaded it onto my computer, so i'll probably just play there and get screen shots from now on.

now that i look at it, i see that's what's killed the majority of my really good rounds (they all end at either 349 or 350).

<edit> yep, i do better without (http://www.staff.smsu.edu/s/san232w/forumpics/snake.png) the time limit. </edit>

[Kabn]

STOP IT, COQUI!

:D

and i think i'm the only one on these forums who even attempts the Albatross game.

[I.C.Water]

STOP IT, COQUI!

:D

and i think i'm the only one on these forums who even attempts the Albatross game.

i did but you crushed my score and now i get pissed while playing and keep fuckin up :mad:

[Mondoz]

i did but you crushed my score and now i get pissed while playing and keep fuckin up :mad:


Try it sober.

It makes a world of difference. ;)

[I.C.Water]

Try it sober.

It makes a world of difference. ;)

you kiddin me i get even more pissed when im sober :p

[mikey]

on a side note, how do i stop a page from automatically refreshing?

[Kabn]

on a side note, how do i stop a page from automatically refreshing?
dunno.

snake does it to me 350 seconds in, and it's screwed me up more than once.
i did but you crushed my score and now i get pissed while playing and keep fuckin up :mad:
:lol:

:heart:

[Mondoz]

on a side note, how do i stop a page from automatically refreshing?

Edit the page.

Hit ESC.

[mikey]

dunno.

snake does it to me 350 seconds in, and it's screwed me up more than once.

:lol:

:heart:



tetris here :D

[wr3kt]

Damn these games...I'm come so close to getting a top score and yet...so far away...grr...

Damn the pelican one...

[wr3kt]

IN YOUR FACE KABN!!
http://www.uselessforums.com/arcade.php?do=scores&name=yeti4

[Coqui]

STOP IT, COQUI!

:D

and i think i'm the only one on these forums who even attempts the Albatross game.


I've been focusing all my energy into snake. Once I'm satisfied with my score (not yet), I'll work on perfecting my albatross form.

Oh and I'm up to 2000+ points on python speed now ;)

[Mondoz]

Holy Crap.

Now these people have a lot of games.

http://www.clubfmradio.com/forums/arcade.php

5 pages of games.

We need that many.

[mikey]

Holy Crap.

Now these people have a lot of games.

http://www.clubfmradio.com/forums/arcade.php

5 pages of games.

We need that many.



um, looks like nine to me

[fly]

Holy Crap.

Now these people have a lot of games.

http://www.clubfmradio.com/forums/arcade.php

5 pages of games.

We need that many.

Most of them suck tho. I'll be adding more games shortly. Too many things to do. ugh

[Coqui]

Yay!! Almost 24 hours without Kabn beating my score :D

[Mondoz]

um, looks like nine to me

Holy Carp.

You're right.


I didn't click the >> button.



My God. 9 pages of games.
:drool::eek::drool::eek::drool::eek::drool:

[ieholly]

i'm one game away from beating you THRAWN!!!

[mikey]

i'm one game away from beating you THRAWN!!!



two :fly:

[ieholly]

two :fly:


you are a meany pants.

[mikey]

you are a meany pants.



you reminded me of my sister right there, dont do that

[Lynnakitty]

I like snake...

although I make silly noises when playing it :D

[wr3kt]

I like snake...

although I make silly noises when playing it :D

-D'OH-

OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

[Lynnakitty]

-D'OH-

OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
It's an "Oooooooooh" sound?

[Coqui]

I like snake...

although I make silly noises when playing it :D


Don't you dare take my record

[wr3kt]

It's an "Oooooooooh" sound?

I dunno...hold on...let me check the audio I recorded...


...umm...yea...that's about it.

[Lynnakitty]

I dunno...hold on...let me check the audio I recorded...


...umm...yea...that's about it.
:lol:
You recorded?!

[wr3kt]

:lol:
You recorded?!

I record everything!






...

Ok...maybe not.

[ieholly]

you reminded me of my sister right there, dont do that


funny you remind me of my sister too. i think its cute.
:heart:

[mikey]

funny you remind me of my sister too. i think its cute.
:heart:



i think i should be annoyed with that comment. hehe

[Mondoz]

you reminded me of my sister right there, dont do that


I believe I am obligated on behalf of the forum to ask for pics of said sibling.

[mikey]

I believe I am obligated on behalf of the forum to ask for pics of said sibling.



hmm, i'll see what i can do

[Coqui]

Yay for another game I got first place :D

[mikey]

Yay for another game I got first place :D




i had to go check, see which one it was. i almost have blisters on my right hand from the games, THE GAMES I TELL YOU. otherwise, i'd make the 3 hour trip down there para robar scores and such.

[Mondoz]

Yay for another game I got first place :D

You can have that one. I hate that one.
Those always frustrate the hell out of me...

[Excedrin]

yay! I just got champion on yetti sports 1.5 :D

Edit: Albatros overlord is hard. I can barely make a 1300 flight. :(

[El Borracho]

BAM jewl game high score. Was trying to double the old high score, was almost there :(.

[Coqui]

BAM jewl game high score. Was trying to double the old high score, was almost there :(.


One thing though. I got that score without knowing how to play. Now that I do know.....

[El Borracho]

One thing though. I got that score without knowing how to play. Now that I do know.....

I didnt know how to play either. :p


BUT NOW IT'S ON COCKWEE!

[Coqui]

I didnt know how to play either. :p


BUT NOW IT'S ON COCKWEE!


Not even done and I've already past your score :p

[El Borracho]

Not even done and I've already past your score :p

:( :mad: :p If I wasn't travelling I'd be playing that game.

Good luck to you though. :p

[Coqui]

:( :mad: :p If I wasn't travelling I'd be playing that game.

Good luck to you though. :p


Almost at doubling your score already :D

[Coqui]

I think tripling the score and then intentionally ending it ought to suffice for a day or so.

[Kabn]

i might retire from the arcade.

[Coqui]

i might retire from the arcade.

Hehe yes me too. It's bringing out the worst in me (my competitive side)

[PinkysAvenger]

i wish i had an arcade pass :(

[Coqui]

i wish i had an arcade pass :(


Go buy one (I just gave you some marklars to do it.)

[PinkysAvenger]

Go buy one (I just gave you some marklars to do it.)
i :heart: you

[zengoat]

How in the world is Coqui doing so well in the Arcade? My all time best score on Ron North's Jewels (from a different board) was just over 75,000 and has never been beaten on that board, and you've more than doubed that!

I'm amazed! What is your secret? I see you have high scores on most of the games, I feel too intimidated to play!

[Coqui]

How in the world is Coqui doing so well in the Arcade? My all time best score on Ron North's Jewels (from a different board) was just over 75,000 and has never been beaten on that board, and you've more than doubed that!

I'm amazed! What is your secret? I see you have high scores on most of the games, I feel too intimidated to play!


See the thread I just created.

http://uselessforums.com/showthread.php?t=459

[PinkysAvenger]

How in the world is Coqui doing so well in the Arcade? My all time best score on Ron North's Jewels (from a different board) was just over 75,000 and has never been beaten on that board, and you've more than doubed that!

I'm amazed! What is your secret? I see you have high scores on most of the games, I feel too intimidated to play!
well, i just beat his score at curveball

[Coqui]

well, i just beat his score at curveball


Must.......resist.....urge......to play again.

[Kander77]

I don't have a score.

[Coqui]

I don't have a score.


So play to get one.

[Kander77]

So play to get one.


I would if I could. So I will in a while when I can.

[Coqui]

I would if I could. So I will in a while when I can.


Is it because you can't buy an arcade pass or is it because you don't have the time?

[Kander77]

Is it because you can't buy an arcade pass or is it because you don't have the time?


I can't buy a pass yet. I have to earn 100 more marklar.

[Coqui]

I can't buy a pass yet. I have to earn 100 more marklar.


I'd help you but apparently I can't donate anymore.

[Kander77]

I'd help you but apparently I can't donate anymore.


ehh, I'll get it eventually.

[Kabn]

why can't i give marklar to other people anymore?

[Mondoz]

why can't i give marklar to other people anymore?


Try sending me some. I'll tell you if it worked.

:shady:

[Kabn]

Try sending me some. I'll tell you if it worked.

:shady:
http://www.staff.smsu.edu/s/san232w/forumpics/nodonate.png

i've got around 1,100 in my pocket and over 22,000 in the bank, so that's not the problem

[Excedrin]

I just tied why ask why in the pedestrian one >_<

[Mondoz]

I like the curveball one. I think that's the most fun game here now.

I like the physics of it.

[Excedrin]

I like the curveball one. I think that's the most fun game here now.

I like the physics of it.

yeah it's really fun. I just can't seem to get past level 8. I don't know why. I've done it before. :(

[PinkysAvenger]

yeah it's really fun. I just can't seem to get past level 8. I don't know why. I've done it before. :(
you sure?


i've never even HEARD of someone getting past 8

[Excedrin]

you sure?


i've never even HEARD of someone getting past 8

yeah it's possible. My friend and I have both done it. I'll try to find the screen shot. I might have it saved somewhere.

[wr3kt]

Everytime I play that jewel game, I think it's called "Peter North's..."

:(

[fly]

Everytime I play that jewel game, I think it's called "Peter North's..."

:(

The name is what made me want to install it...

[wr3kt]

The name is what made me want to install it...

You're a great man, even if they tell me otherwise.

[Excedrin]

Everytime I play that jewel game, I think it's called "Peter North's..."

:(

I thought I was the only one.

[wr3kt]

I thought I was the only one.

I wasn't afraid to express myself.
Be proud of your porn-star knowledge!!

[fly]

I wasn't afraid to express myself.
Be proud of your porn-star knowledge!!

Who's cooler:

a) Peter North
b) Ron Jeremy
c) TT Boy

[Mondoz]

I still want pacman.

[Excedrin]

Man. So close. I got the comp down to one life one level 8. :( i didn't lose a life until level 8 then I got raped.

[Coqui]

you sure?


i've never even HEARD of someone getting past 8


I did. The trick isn't trying to beat the guy. It's just trying to survive. If you hit the ball in the center so that the red square goes off at least twice (including when he does it), the next super curve bonus you get should knock it out. When you hit it in the center, the ball speeds up.

[Excedrin]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v478/IndianaBones/level9.jpg
woo woo. And I beat my old score ^_^

[Kander77]

I'm half way to owning all of you in the arcade. :cool:

[Coqui]

I'm half way to owning all of you in the arcade. :cool:


Less talk. More proof. I just gave you a present

[Excedrin]

Less talk. More proof. I just gave you a present

You beat my score. :( I'm never going to be able to beat it. :(

[Coqui]

You beat my score. :( I'm never going to be able to beat it. :(


I did it at level 8. If you got to 9 you should have no problem

[Excedrin]

Got to level 9 again. It's way too crazy. It's so hard to follow the ball and where its' goign to be. :(

[mikey]

only time i have a decent game of tetris is when i am at work and not supposed to be playing...course, maybe its the beer drinking at home.

[Excedrin]

Damnit Coqui. Stop beating my curveball score. It keeps getting harder and harder to beat it. :(

[ChikkenNoodul]

I beat the bloody penguin score, but it thought I cheated so it didn't take it :(

http://img41.exs.cx/img41/958/cnpinguwtf.jpg

[ieholly]

I HATE YOU THRAWN!!!!!!!!!!!!. :(

[mikey]

:lol:

[Coqui]

Damnit Coqui. Stop beating my curveball score. It keeps getting harder and harder to beat it. :(



I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request.

[mikey]

I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request.



parley?

[Coqui]

parley?


Down to the depths whatever man that thought up “parley"!